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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Almond Flour]
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I couldnt get that many because after the first 5 or 6 i would have broken both my hands :frown:

Some technique after that point where i could get low and wrestle and not have to reach down would help me get about 15 of them, maybe. Then i would be pretty sore/tired.

I could get about 5 more if i found a 40 pounder and used him as a weapon.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Almond Flour]
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I would lose on purpose
because I am the most humble person who has ever an will live.

Seriously, though,

To be honest, I think well timed punch to
the throats and their tiny little balls,
I'd could probably go through them til' I get tired.

The little girls might give you trouble, due to
lack of testicular pain. They might have to
be deflected by giant cootie slaps and Pissing and shitting
all over them. Girls hate that kind of gross shit
unless they're paid well.

This may make the boys attacking you join you
The We would start The He-Man Women Haters Club.

Sorry for the long answer, I'm a Little Rascal.

All timing, I'd say.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I got into a wrestling brawl with about 9 grade 3s in grade 7.  They took me down and I bashed my head on a log.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: deranger]
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deranger said:
I got into a wrestling brawl with about 9 grade 3s in grade 7.  They took me down and I bashed my head on a log.


HAHA!  I doubt I could take more than 5.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: neopet nub]
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:rofl:  This is funny.  I think I could def. take 60+    I'm 6'1" or 2" so one punch or DEF one kick per 9 y/o to take one out...  I could definitely punch 30+ 9 y/o's in the face and live to tell the tale.  Once my legs gave out I could still punch them in the faces as they came on.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
:rofl:  This is funny.  I think I could def. take 60+    I'm 6'1" or 2" so one punch or DEF one kick per 9 y/o to take one out...  I could definitely punch 30+ 9 y/o's in the face and live to tell the tale.  Once my legs gave out I could still punch them in the faces as they came on.


BS! 9 year olds aren't as weak as you may think. 3 of them could take down a negro IMO


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: neopet nub]
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Yeah but you can kick and punch!  I know I could straight knock out at least 30 9 y/o's in the first 2 rounds.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Newbie]
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They are weak, you can easily know their lights out and kill em with chest punches or kicks.


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: hpi]
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Hell, even 200 sounds like a legit # now.  A swift kick or punch to a 9y/o would be so damn easy, no matter how many there were.  BRING IT.  It's all in how fast you fight!  :rofl:

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: neopet nub]
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http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could take 26 by the survey.

If we are allowed to move freely within a confined area, starting in the area with a set number of 9 year olds, I think the highest I could reach is around 50. If you have a set number to beat, you have a lot more of a purpose. If you were told that no matter what, the 9 year olds will keep coming, eventually you will just be like fuck it I'm never going to win, there are too many of the enemy. However if you know that for every bloody 9 year old you leave on the ground, you are one closer to ultimate victory, you will have a lot more drive to truly inflict maximum damage.

I would have a set strategy. I'm assuming the 9 year olds will be spread out along the perimeter of my battle field, as opposed to me on one end, and a mob on the other. I would pick a certain section of who I think are the toughest 9 year olds, and run at them first, taking out 3-4 on first collision. 46 nine year olds to go. I would then proceed to throw a couple good kicks or punches perhaps getting another 9 year olds. 42  nine year olds to go. At this time it's imperative I get out of the corner. If I am backed into the corner, then the numbers will easily overwhelm me.

My next target to pick out will be the pussy kids with boogers on sleeves, and thick rimmed glasses. I will run over to that group of kids and be able to take out 6 easy before the mob catches up. I think that the mob of 9 year olds will think of it as a game, not truly going for the throat. For that reason they will not pursue as if hell is on their heels. They will hang back waiting for someone else to go in, knowing that that person will fall to the fists of the mighty.

I just played out the whole scene in my head, and around 50 is where I would be overtaken. I would type it all out but I've pissed away enough time already thinking about it :grin:


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: boletusoftruth]
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I could take 25 according to the survey.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Newbie]
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Speed man, speed!

Will make you take on the world! :rockon:


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: HuHEN]
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HuHEN said:
I think if I hit a 9 year old in the face they would be down for the count. I would probably take alot.


Thats a good random quote for the day.:grin:


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Phish_Dude]
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The survey told me I could take down 21, and yes I would fight dirty. :box:


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