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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: XDeleeriousX]
    #9768603 - 02/09/09 09:01 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Eventually if you managed to knock enough out.....you could have a little Igloo of 9 yr olds as kinda a Bunker? See what Im sayin?

OR if you were quick enough you could build a big pile of them and it be kinda an "Ultimate King of the Hill" game :rofl2: You would be pretty safe from top of the mountain, and the higher ground would definitely be an advantage. If there was blood it would probably make the hill slippery, aiding in your defense


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: XDeleeriousX]
    #9768610 - 02/09/09 09:03 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

also like everyone else has said..im sure the 9yo would be way to scared..i mean..what nine year old wouldnt run away crying when his comrad is getting his small intestines ripped out of his stomache? With enough fear, you can take em all


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: XDeleeriousX]
    #9768635 - 02/09/09 09:06 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Im off to bed, when I wake up I expect a shit ton more posts, discussing this important topic.


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Chubba]
    #9768641 - 02/09/09 09:07 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

give me either a lead-cored louisville slugger, or some cast iron skillets and i could probibly take on a few. i have wierd feelings where if i see something cute, i have these burning compulsions to give it hell, beat it strangle it, whatever, the cuter, the better, and the more pain they are in, the better(i cant help this feeling, happens with all cute, innocent stuff), so i could probibly take on quite a bit,depending on the spacing between oncoming attackers.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: screaming_meme]
    #9768672 - 02/09/09 09:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

screaming_meme said:
give me either a lead-cored louisville slugger, or some cast iron skillets and i could probibly take on a few. i have wierd feelings where if i see something cute, i have these burning compulsions to give it hell, beat it strangle it, whatever, the cuter, the better, and the more pain they are in, the better(i cant help this feeling, happens with all cute, innocent stuff), so i could probably take on quite a bit,depending on the spacing between oncoming attackers.



have you ever wanted to take a kitten or some other small animal and just crush it in your hand until it goes lifeless? yeah me neither..


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Almond Flour]
    #9768686 - 02/09/09 09:14 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

not sure, but according to this survey, i can take on 34 5 year olds

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: wrestler_az]
    #9768728 - 02/09/09 09:20 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

wrestler_az said:
not sure, but according to this survey, i can take on 34 5 year olds

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/




31...i guess thats pretty good, but IRL, i think i would spot the smallest one, chase after him, knock him out, pick him up by the legs, and swing em around at the others, and take many more.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: wrestler_az]
    #9768752 - 02/09/09 09:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I would kick the first one in the face, knocking him out, grab him by his legs, and then just swing him around in circles knocking out as many 9 year old's as I could. I'd prolly also pull some wrestling moves out too, pick one up and throw him sideways at a charging crowd of 9 year old's. :shrug: my guess is atleast 21

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: mycoharry]
    #9768759 - 02/09/09 09:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mycoharry said:
Quote:

screaming_meme said:
give me either a lead-cored louisville slugger, or some cast iron skillets and i could probibly take on a few. i have wierd feelings where if i see something cute, i have these burning compulsions to give it hell, beat it strangle it, whatever, the cuter, the better, and the more pain they are in, the better(i cant help this feeling, happens with all cute, innocent stuff), so i could probably take on quite a bit,depending on the spacing between oncoming attackers.



have you ever wanted to take a kitten or some other small animal and just crush it in your hand until it goes lifeless? yeah me neither..




thats kinda what i was talking about, i cant help it.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: wrestler_az]
    #9768763 - 02/09/09 09:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

give me 50. i will blow my cigarettes in their face and watch them flee, start a fire to catch whoever stays and tried to bum one. kick everyone else thats left. hands-in-pockets-pwnage.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: supra]
    #9768787 - 02/09/09 09:27 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I would damage about twenty up until the other number or so piled on me but if they went single file one after another instead of throwing their hands up and surronding me, if they could surrond me matter a fact I bet Id be working just as high as them so I wouldnt have to deal with looking at a bunch of cock eyed bucked tooth rugby heads with snot drippng out their eyeballs

in fact I bet the first few would be dead on a count of their collapsed diaphrams and what not


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Konyap]
    #9768813 - 02/09/09 09:32 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

im surorized nobody has mentioned an IV dose of Meth yet.

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: XDeleeriousX]
    #9768946 - 02/09/09 09:47 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quick counter question... Can I have Michael Jackson on my side?

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: XDeleeriousX]
    #9768968 - 02/09/09 09:49 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

i estimate 50-70

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
    #9770584 - 02/10/09 05:59 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

id like to go back in time with a m16 and hella bullets. id be the shit


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: mycoharry]
    #9770715 - 02/10/09 06:41 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

All of them, especially cause I'm always amped beyond belief. I'd end up getting so violent and just killing them all.

I'd love to sit on an ammunition crate though with an M2 browning machine gun firing .50 caliber cop killer (armor piercing rounds) at thousands of 9 year old fuckers! See the rug rats drop like flies :evil:


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: the muffinman]
    #9771298 - 02/10/09 09:58 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

"you have experience fighting multiple nine year olds?"

Lots of younger cousins, yes...

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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: mycoharry]
    #9771387 - 02/10/09 10:20 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mycoharry said:
Quote:

screaming_meme said:
give me either a lead-cored louisville slugger, or some cast iron skillets and i could probibly take on a few. i have wierd feelings where if i see something cute, i have these burning compulsions to give it hell, beat it strangle it, whatever, the cuter, the better, and the more pain they are in, the better(i cant help this feeling, happens with all cute, innocent stuff), so i could probably take on quite a bit,depending on the spacing between oncoming attackers.



have you ever wanted to take a kitten or some other small animal and just crush it in your hand until it goes lifeless? yeah me neither..




:rofl2:


I think I could take on a good amount of em, as long as I stayed on top of it and did not let them gang up on me. Also, if I was Chuck Norris, id impale their faces on my forearms and wear them like bracelets/ arm weights.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: Almond Flour]
    #9771446 - 02/10/09 10:38 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Do we have to kill them or just knock them out?

If it's just knocking them out I'd say 30+.  I'm pretty sure one punch or kick to the head from me would drop a 9 year old.  I have a lot of cousins around that age, and ya if they gang up on you and you have to pull punches it gets difficult, but if I can hit as hard as I can then I don't think there would be any fight until a bunch of em piled on me.


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Re: .......SERIOUS question guys, need your opinion [Re: circularvortex]
    #9771732 - 02/10/09 12:08 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I could take on however many you could get to attack me. That is unless they were all on pcp and didn't back off when i started round house kicking the shit out of them. In that case i say 30-40. Im sure they would bite.


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