Tea said:

.....How many 9 yr olds would it take to bring you down? Seriously think about this awesome question. Assuming you were in a grassy field, wearing only your underwear, How many could you take? It would basically be an army of 9 yr olds running at you from 360 degree's! All angles, nothing but 9 yr olds getting closer and closer.



I could probably take 24.....

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Tedwilto said:

hmm.... im assuming that you get a gun with one bullet also. I would end my life before they got to me with that gun, so the question is null and void. 

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Set said:

Well only a small number of 9 year olds can be physically attacking you at once, it's all about your surface area divided by the surface area of the front of a 9 year old.



Anyone know the surface area of a 9 year old?  (Tea, I know you do...)

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JohnnyTruant said:

I'm assuming this is a real man's questions and there are no weapons with the exception of severed limbs (only if the limb was severed during the battle).

I'm honestly gonna say 30. 9 year olds can hit pretty hard, but it has been my experience that they don't follow through, so I think I could take quite a few shots. They are light, frail, and totally unprotected. They are also pussies. If you're smart about it you could get a decent shot at each of them in turn and take them all out with one shot. Maybe get a couple 2-for-1's in there.

By the time there's thirty of them the pile of dead will be too large to fight around and you would be overwhelmed.

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