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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Stupid Canadian justice system.
He's supposed to get a jury of his peers dude, man.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I ask that the court please keep in mind that my defendant is not mentally stabl.. er.. suffers from anxiety disorders, and please take that into consideration when making your decision, may allah have mercy.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: jewunit]
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Bailiff, have jewunit tied up with piano wire for speaking his mind

Ahem...


I have reached a verdict:

I, the judge, jury and executioner find the defendant Apollyhelion, in the count of 1st degree craziness...


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Shroomism]
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the prosecution requests that the defendant make restitution to the shroomery in the form of a one month supporter account.

and be stripped of his many names forever.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: DimensionX]
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Closing Remarks
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I don't think I am insane
I just try to be myself and
and look at the bright side of life
whenever I can.

As far as the brain drawings, it was
before I was learned

All in all I try to create fun and
games and art and names where ever
I go as sort of a love habit.

I'm just a big kid. Would you treat YOUR
children this way? The children...of
the future?

I'm also looking into space teary eyed for brownie points.


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Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I would have laughed if you banned me.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: jewunit]
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This is an outrage! I demand a retrial, with a jury of his peers!


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: jewunit]
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I would have laughed if Apollyphelion got a pubban for a sentence.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: jewunit]
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He should plea the 5th


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Oh c'mon.:nonono:

I have YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY NAMES FROM ME! NEVER!
TIS' A TREASURE MOTHS OR RUST CAN'T GET TO! DUFRESNE LIVES! ANDY DUFRESNE LIVES! REDEMPTION names!

(that's what I'd yell while I was dragged out in cuffs.)


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Outrageous!

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Dont drop ur soap boi...
:FattyNoneck:


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Tree Jail for you!!!

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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It was for the good of the state :happyhitler:


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Now, for the sentencing...

We have been shown that the defendant is an upstanding member of the citizenry, helping old ladies and such

And he may just be a creative genius, what with his ultraviolent comic book career and his ironhorse work ethic, mailing out no less than 100 free brain drawings to his fellow Shroomerites.

Yet we have clear pictures of a violent knife assault on an unidentified creature, I simply cannot look the other way here.

Your sentence is:

Write an essay (minimum 50 words) in your journal describing the adverse effects of unbridled crazy behavior on the well-being of the Pub


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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*WhiskeyClone opens fire on the courtroom*


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
Now, for the sentencing...

We have been shown that the defendant is an upstanding member of the citizenry, helping old ladies and such

And he may just be a creative genius, what with his ultraviolent comic book career and his ironhorse work ethic, mailing out no less than 100 free brain drawings to his fellow Shroomerites.

Yet we have clear pictures of a violent knife assault on an unidentified creature, I simply cannot look the other way here.

Your sentence is:

Write an essay (minimum 50 words) in your journal describing the adverse effects of unbridled crazy behavior on the well-being of the Pub



The adverse effects? hmm, okay, tis' a doozy.

I gotta do it in 30 minutes cuz I gotta go to work
tomorrow.

Thank You Shroomery!
Low Bows to you!
namaste.


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"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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*the doctor avoids the gun fire by jumping through the plate glass window of the court room. He now lies on the ground covered in blood and glass. Most likely dead.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: DimensionX]
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*grabs the tin foil hat along with the panda and books it*


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