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Shroomery vs Apollyphelion (Judge Whiskey Clone--Shroomery Wide Participation Welcome!)
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Okay, we need a Judge.

I am the defendant,
and the Shroomery is Prosecutor.

We need a judge.

If I'm found crazy
we'll think of a fair consequence
If I am found not crazy,
I want a letter from someone.

Who's in?

I'm defending myself.


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"I'm looking at you looking at it"

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Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

Edited by Apollyphelion (01/12/09 05:08 PM)

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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need a public defender? :crazy:


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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love. of truth. of light, and of peace. When you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me. We are one.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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You will get no such letter from me.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Basically the Shroomery shall state their
cause as to why I am crazy

Then I wil state my rebuttal.

Then the judge shall whippeth ass.


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"I'm looking at you looking at it"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a crazed shroomerianite, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests


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Last night I was honored with the Nobel Prize in theoretical physics. This worldwide recognition has given me the opportunity to bring hope to a war-ravaged world. I vowed to myself I would work like a dog at this. But now, it's 10:30 in the morning and I'm just getting out of bed. I did get up earlier around 8:00am, but I just lied in bed for a while, and then...jerked off. I've got to stop masturbating, it makes me too lazy. Stop it Albert...stop it.

  ~Albert Einstein.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Sentient#6]
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He is a warlock! burn him at the stake! :mob:


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Phish_Dude]
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i'm biased so i don't think i could be the judge.  i'll be the prosecutor though


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You can check the last post in my journal for contact info.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Being one of the accusers I suppose I cant really be the judge.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Phish_Dude]
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I want a little girl to march down
the Shroomery Court Isle, with a
BIG OL' BAG of letters

all of them adressed to me

"See? This guys almost as cool as santa!"

Then I'll drop kick the little bitch action
style because she had a bomb on her,
sent to kill me when this turns into
an acion movie.

Midget Israeli Terrorists may be out to get me.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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I'll give the punishment then...:evil:


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Being one of the accusers I suppose I cant really be the judge.


Then state your case, sir!

Let's get on with it!


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"I'm looking at you looking at it"

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Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Think of me as one of the cops that arrested you.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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My record is clean. Objection!, some honor?


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Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Your name should be changed to Apollyfelon.

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I'll be the judge.

Edited by Platinum (01/12/09 05:00 PM)

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Apollyfelon?

Sounds sheisty to me.

I'll expain my name:

Apollyphelion is the head God of Evil
in My Dungeons and Dragons Planet
Demetrus.
The word is a conglomerate of:
The Pre-fix A (meaning non-typical)
Poly (many)
and Aphelion (point in a celestial body's orbit when it
is farthest from the sun)

So Apollyphelion is "Many Non-Typical Locations
of distanty Orbiting Celestial Body"

One of my favorite names I have made up.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Throw him in the water.

If he doesn't sink, burn him at the stake.


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So good to see you, I've missed you so much.


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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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Listen!
I don't have any magical powers.
I'm just your average dude with
4 arms.


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"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: Apollyphelion]
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*The honorable Judge WhiskeyClone has entered the courtroom*


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Shroomery vs Apollyphelion [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Be seated.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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