Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Cannabis Seeds Zamnesia
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

Jump to first unread post Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: dadammel]
    #9487574 -

dadammel said:
gotta get the shit on sale...

deliciously moist/dense wheat bagels
big bags of chex mix $.99 each
dip knife in peanut butter, then in nutella = profit
51oz bag of starburst at walgreens

time to hit up the bong...roommates friends left a small bowl's worth of shake on the table:rockon: :jah: :bigblunt:


fatso!


--------------------

funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: it stars saddam]
    #9487577 -

it stars saddam said:
Otherwise, you wouldn't recommend fucking with it?


no neither of those apply to me and i fuck with it on the daily


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: Coaster]
    #9487596 -

How does it measure up to oxycodone?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: it stars saddam]
    #9487601 -

kratom is to chronik
as oxy is to hash


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: Coaster]
    #9487615 -

Coaster said:
kratom is to chronik
as oxy is to hash


quoted to hold against you


--------------------

funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: lukeboots]
    #9487616 -

ya well its natural
healthier
and legal
so ya


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: Coaster]
    #9487627 -

1) frito-lay makes things and call it natural
2) healthier is not hard to come by when you're comparing things to heroin & its affiliates
3) so is alcohol
4) don't be so retarded.


--------------------

funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: lukeboots]
    #9488010 -

Totino's pizza with cock sauce (srirachi)
Crab Rangoon
PB sammich with Chocolate syrup on toast
French Fries with cayenne pepper and cheese melted over the top
DQ's Blizzard (The one with pineapple minus Coconut, add pecans)
Pussy.


--------------------
you just need money to get laid - starfire_xes

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: it stars saddam]
    #9488202 -

Ingredients:

Package of strawberry poptarts
Peanut butter

Instructions:

1. Open poptarts
2. Don't toast poptarts
3. Peanut butter on one (NON FROSTED SIDE, STICK WITH ME) poptart
4. Put other poptart on top.
5. ?????
6. Profit

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: RasJeph]
    #9488235 -

anything that won't take longer then 30-60 seconds to microwave is what i consider stoners food, chewy candy is always good 2, i can fill up a paper bag of assorted sweets for a few bucks at my local "7-11"


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: lexmark]
    #9488319 -

I find it weird that people are lazy when it comes to being stoned and mashin' out. For some reason if I'm stoned I don't mind making a meal that takes a good hour to prepare.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: lexmark]
    #9488325 -

toast with maple syurup mmm good


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: dadammel]
    #9488329 -

While I am a great chef who can cook up 3 course meals after blazing, if Ive been smokeing allday and feel entirely too lazy to make anything extravagent here are a few:
plums
avacados
hemp toast
hemp waffles with peanut butter and maple syrup on top
Chips and salsa
random things deep fried
olives

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9488349 -

That's a pretty sick list, man. How do make hemp toast/waffles?
If I'm stoned and hungry I enjoy cooking up an awesome meal. The satisfaction you get once it's finished and you finally get to sit down with your beautiful creation..

Here's my quick list, though:
Nectarines (my favourite)
Oranges
Sandwiches
Fruit Salad
Cereal

My ultimate stoned food is:

skin_'s sandwich of win:
2 x toasted bread
Spring Onion
Avacado
Mushrooms
Fetta Cheese
Olive Patte
Salt/pepper
tabasco sauce

The most important thing is to make sure you use as much avacado as you can. You can thank me later!
:heart:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: skin_]
    #9488385 -

My sandwhich of win:
avacado
bean sprouts
thousand island
spinach
tomatos
oyster mushrooms
peppers
kalamata olives
cilantro
cabbage

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9488392 -

Hey mang, you didn't answer my question. How do you make hemp toast? That sandwich sounds pretty bomb. Thousand Island sauce + bean sprouts makes anything good.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: skin_]
    #9488396 -

THe hemp toast and hemp waffles come premaid.

Also the mushrooms in my sandwhich are sauted in olive oil, cayenne  and a little cumin.

Edited by MisterMuscaria (12/24/08 11:38 AM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9488401 -

Wow, really? I wish I could find some down here. How do they taste?


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: skin_]
    #9488436 -

o you have "Whole Foods" where you live? Try there and other, smaller healthfood stores in the freezer section. They taste dank.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: "Stoner" Foods [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9488479 -

I reckon I'll have to try and look at all the small healthfood stores. I'll let you know if I manage to find some, they sounds so good.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  [ show all ]

Shop: Sporeworks.EU Spores for European Microscopy   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Foods for Thought Destroystuff11 721 7 04/04/04 08:22 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* Sunday Stoner Morning Thread
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 OneMoreRobot3021 3,525 72 08/21/05 06:35 PM
by OneMoreRobot3021
* favorite munchie foods
( 1 2 all )		 cappincrunk 2,335 23 01/29/06 07:41 PM
by notapillow
* all these stoners....... kadakuda 601 2 11/24/04 03:24 AM
by Super_Blunt
* Are you Stoners registered to vote?
( 1 2 all )		 Ali 5,224 34 05/20/03 08:39 PM
by Anonymous
* Why I Dont Do Pharmaceuticals, Reason #88201
( 1 2 all )		 Madtowntripper 2,208 27 03/11/07 05:50 PM
by some1whoisntme
* Chewing on some Kratom randomdude123456 2,223 17 07/24/05 12:35 AM
by Skunk420
* great stoner website porcupine 1,248 9 07/04/07 11:22 AM
by Psilobuds

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
5,502 topic views. 2 members, 59 guests and 216 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.