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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemmoroids? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Thanks for sharing. :smile:

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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemorrhoids? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Any adults with age knows what your talking about, get some  Hemorrhoid H creme,
starting eating more fruits and vegetables, yes you hate the shit, but get some fiber.

The creme or any creme will help short term.

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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemorrhoids? [Re: rod]
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Dude once you start getting roids your fucked it means its time to change your diet permanently or else keep suffering them.

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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemorrhoids? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Dude..I frickin hate hemmorhoids. I have one. It sucks. It hurts whenever I wipe and it ITCHES at random times. But I don't want to scratch my hole because I don't wanna get my fingers dirty, so I have to resort to a wet washcloth to take care of it. LOL.

But it's not all that bad for me. A minor inconveinance, compared to the other health problems I have...


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I'm fairly certain i've had 'rhoids before.  I think on two seperate occasions.  They suck (painful whiping), but go away eventually.

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Got serious food poisoning last year ($1 pie, learned a very important lesson...) shat till it bled and parts of my arse wall came on the outside. The pain and bleeding lasted a good few weeks, but definately get some cream for it, it definately helps. Wiping with TP has to be reduced, washing and 'dabbing' your a-hole with TP prevents agitation.
Sorry to be so crude so far, but,
It may also pay to trim off your arse hair, to make clean up easier.

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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemmoroids? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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They will keep on returning.
Try not to eat spicy food..
And in general.. food that  makes your shit big & FAT
Also.. try not sitting on the toilet bowl more than it takes to crap :smile:
Also.. a very important thing..
Dont sit on the computer alot if your chair is uncomfortable..
And wash your ass whenever you can.
Follow that .
The creams only make them go away for a bit
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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Has anyone here ever had hemmoroids? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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It is humorous that most people are so squeamish when it comes to ass related problems. Everyone has an asshole, everyone shits. I say get over it.

Hemorrhoids can be a terrible nuisance, I can only speculate on common symptoms I have experienced, to say whether I have actually had them...

Keeping "clean" is a good way to prevent some of the discomfort involved...it sounds ridiculous, but according to my father's doctor...most people simply do not adequately wipe after movements. Using a wet toilet wipe as well as the usual toilet paper is a good idea.

Definitely try some cream and or lube if movements are difficult. This will minimalise any abrasion or tearing that can occur.

Sometimes though, the condition can exceed these simple methods, and surgery is required.

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