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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: AgingHippy]
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If it wasn't jesus in the couch telling a guy to blow your house up, it was steve in the toaster. 

People are just fucking crazy, take away religion and they're still fucking crazy.

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Cowgold]
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religion can put ideas in some crazy peoples heads, but yeah there are always gonna be nuts


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: AgingHippy]
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Steve in the toaster walks on water.





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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Cowgold]
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i dont have a traditional toaster, I'd really like to meet this guy


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
Steve in the toaster walks on water.







Where can I get one of those?!


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
Cowgold said:
Steve in the toaster walks on water.







Where can I get one of those?!


Just pray over your toaster each time you use it
Jesus will show himself
Works like a charm :tongue2:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: McMoney]
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ok outlawing religion would create more woes/problems than you could poke a stick at. therefor your not fixing anything you are infact creating new problems. fixing the world is simple... destroy all humans... no more people means no more problems.


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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http://plainfront.com/theholytoaster/

the holy toaster

The Holy Toaster will be on display at Axiom Gallery at 141 Green Street, Boston, MA USA
Aug 10 - Sep 8, 2007, wed, thu 6-9p, Sat 2-5pm
Opening Fri Aug 10 6-9pm
It will be part of Collision: Technomorph, a retrospective show hosted by the Collision Collective.
The Holy Toaster was found in the back of a thrift store in summer of 2005. Miraculously, it produces a perfect image of holiness on every piece of toast that emerges. Scientists have not yet been able to determine what has happened to the toaster but believers are flocking to see.





Maybe you have a comment about the toaster? Maybe you would like the toaster to come on tour to your home town?
contact? theholytoaster AT plainfront DOT com  Ask for Steve.

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Cowgold]
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So the toaster wasnt designed to do that?  Crazy.  I should design a toaster that toasts in shroom shapes.  :awesome:

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: DieCommie]
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DieCommie said:
Little known fact:  Prisoner #1 has a PhD in nuclear physics.  :tongue:


heat a piece of copper, it will gain mass but that doesnt mean
that the matter was created... as of yet you've not shown otherwise


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: DieCommie]
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DieCommie said:
So the toaster wasnt designed to do that?


:whatever:

Take it apart and I'm sure you will see that the burners have been altered.


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:flowstone:

Post in the science forum if you want a proper education.

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
Steve in the toaster walks on water.









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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: DieCommie]
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DieCommie said:
:flowstone:

Post in the science forum if you want a proper education.


I see, so you cant prove matter cannot be created or
destroyed you can simply expound that MASS CHANGES and while
matter does have mass and things will mass are matter the two
are not the same


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Pssshhh false idol. Steve is not amused. :snub:

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
DieCommie said:
:flowstone:

Post in the science forum if you want a proper education.


I see, so you cant prove matter cannot be created or
destroyed you can simply expound that MASS CHANGES and while
matter does have mass and things will mass are matter the two
are not the same


And how would you propose we measure the amount of matter in an object?

(lets say your copper wire for instance)


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
DieCommie said:
So the toaster wasnt designed to do that?


:whatever:

Take it apart and I'm sure you will see that the burners have been altered.


1.Use a small torch to toast the image of jesus onto the bread

2.Place your messiah toast next to a toaster

3.??????????????????????

4.Profit.....prophet?


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: blewmeanie]
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well weight would be one way to measure that mass


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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
well weight would be one way to measure that mass


:congrats:

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Re: How to solve the worlds woes [Re: niteowl]
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The premise of this topic is very foolish.

You can't simply outlaw something and expect it to go away.  You have not reduced the demand in any way.

heres a very suitable quote from mark twain

"Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it, or even diminish it."

if you understand why drugs are so dangerous as a result of prohibition, then you can come to a conclusion about religious prohibition for yourself. 



there are about 50 different other reasons for why this idea is ludicrous, but from a macroscopic level, it could never work.


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