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Post you Obama and McCain jokes..
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Obama walks up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

Saint Peter looks at him and says, "Who are you?"

"I'm Barak Hussein Obama."

"And what have you done to gain entry unto these gates?"

"I was elected President of the United States, leader of the free world."

"Really", Saint Peter exclaims, "When did that happen?"

"Twenty minutes ago"


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Post you Obama and McCain jokes.. [Re: Brainiac]
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Good one. I could see the same thing happening to McCain. Even more to Palin, if McCain is elected and dies from a stroke the next day.


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Re: Post you Obama and McCain jokes.. [Re: isaacein]
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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Post you Obama and McCain jokes.. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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:rofl2:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Post you Obama and McCain jokes.. [Re: circularvortex]
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Trying to find the SNL ones


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Re: Post you Obama and McCain jokes.. [Re: Brainiac]
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If Obama is elected, our country will become an Obamanation.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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