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i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon
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for my own personal consumption... now i know that makes every single one of you extremely jealous.

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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my dad does that
then he ziplocks them after letting them sit on paper towel
for the whole week if he makes sandwiches or pasta or whatever, he busts out some bacon
BAM


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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i think im gonna go make some turkey bacon now

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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Fuck you.

I'm at school right now and bacon sounds fucking amazing.  All I've got to eat is some clementines and a granola bar in my backpack.  I've got an hour till my next class starts...but I doubt that's quite enough time to make it back home, cook bacon, and get back here...and I can't miss this next class cus I've got an assignment to turn in.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: circularvortex]
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annnnnd it is goooooood


i had to fry up a single egg.  only one egg though, i can't allow any food to taint the greatness that is bacon

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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some things ingredients are independently good, but when you mix them they create an utter abomination of nastiness. turkey and bacon fall into this category.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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Eggs cooked in bacon grease are YUMMY.

Actually pretty much anything cooked in bacon grease is tasty.  I use it in my deep fryer!


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: circularvortex]
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of course my egg was fried in bacon grease!  i wouldn't have it any other way.

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: zSDMF]
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you can have your bacon I just got done making a boat load of deer and moose jerky


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: kramedit]
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mmmmmmm meattttt
fuck vegetables

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
I use it in my deep fryer!


You have a deep fryer..?

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: Brugman]
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Yup!  I use that bad boy alllllll the time.

Home made fries are DANK.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: circularvortex]
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You should deep fry a quesadilla, with turkey and bacon!!!

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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: Nexion]
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Back when i worked at the restaurant one of the cooks would get in a hurry and deep fry the bacon lol.  That shit was good too.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: hamandcheese]
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hamandcheese said:





Umm

Is that chocolate covered bacon?


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
hamandcheese said:





Umm

Is that chocolate covered bacon?


god damn it sure looks like it


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: ohmatic]
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that aint chocolate, it's doo-doo baby!
anyone see the episode of dinner impossible where the dessert was chocolate covered bacon with nuts on top? yum.


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: scruffymafia]
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scruffymafia said:
Americans...

This is why the world hates you.


that food will take care of them anyway :wink:


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Re: i'm about to cook me a whole package of bacon [Re: scruffymafia]
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scruffymafia said:
Americans...

This is why the world hates you.


And this is why we hate you. It's damn mutual.

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