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bacon, eggs, & biscuits
    #5336489 - 02/24/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336492 - 02/24/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Toddo]
    #5336496 - 02/24/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Toddo said:
what?





bacon eggs and biscuts.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336498 - 02/24/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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suimush said:
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Toddo said:
what?





bacon eggs and biscuts.





With white mold, no less...




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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336502 - 02/24/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks





EAT IT!!!!!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5336504 - 02/24/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

This is so random!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336509 - 02/24/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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:lol:

This is so random!




yeah but it breaks up the boring monotony of daily life.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336518 - 02/24/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336526 - 02/24/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:





yeah, i dont got a kid to keep shit interesting. Hows the kid btw? Bet hes growin like a weed.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336533 - 02/24/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this is not the start i was looking for. i remember reading a post about a guy who let the repairman take a bathroom break and laughing my ass off at some of the responses you all posted. now albeit this topic really isnt comic relief in itself but come on! is this a job for the off topic discussion folks or has the drugs not kicked in yet?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336534 - 02/24/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Funny you mention that. I just stood up too fast and fell into the sliding glass door and knocked my drums(djembes) over. Danksis came out and gave me a eat shit look and now I'm in the dog house.:crazy: Oops. I'm fucked! Thanks alot, guys!;)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336541 - 02/24/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol almost woke him up huh?


i need to get some djembes, a buddy left his over one time, i had a grand old time till he came to get it :bored:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336546 - 02/24/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have 3 djembes and yes, I DID wake him up, but he's back asleep, now. I think I will sleep on the couch, myself.:sad:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336548 - 02/24/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

awwww, just make the puppy dog eyes and danksis will let ya out of the doghouse(no pun intended lol)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336553 - 02/24/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That shit got played out like a year and a half ago.:crazy: I am fucked, now.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336556 - 02/24/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I heard that's one method for synthesizing LSD :smirk:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336557 - 02/24/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336560 - 02/24/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol indeed!

Now what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336566 - 02/24/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug:

Enjoy the couch?

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Boom]
    #5336570 - 02/24/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Great. Thanks.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336695 - 02/25/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

clean it with bleach fucker. you got me so happy with a post titled bacon, eggs, & biscuits as that is prob my all time fav breakfast food. what a let down. either way clean it with bleach if its growin all over. then wash the bleach with vinegar solution as it neutralizes the bleach and is safe. then soapy water that shiaaat..


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