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bacon, eggs, & biscuits
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Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
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what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Toddo]
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Toddo said:
what?



bacon eggs and biscuts.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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suimush said:
Toddo said:
what?



bacon eggs and biscuts.



With white mold, no less...




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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
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barto said:
Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks



EAT IT!!!!!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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:lol:

This is so random!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
:lol:

This is so random!


yeah but it breaks up the boring monotony of daily life.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:



yeah, i dont got a kid to keep shit interesting. Hows the kid btw? Bet hes growin like a weed.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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this is not the start i was looking for. i remember reading a post about a guy who let the repairman take a bathroom break and laughing my ass off at some of the responses you all posted. now albeit this topic really isnt comic relief in itself but come on! is this a job for the off topic discussion folks or has the drugs not kicked in yet?

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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Funny you mention that. I just stood up too fast and fell into the sliding glass door and knocked my drums(djembes) over. Danksis came out and gave me a eat shit look and now I'm in the dog house.:crazy: Oops. I'm fucked! Thanks alot, guys!;)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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lol almost woke him up huh?


i need to get some djembes, a buddy left his over one time, i had a grand old time till he came to get it :bored:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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I have 3 djembes and yes, I DID wake him up, but he's back asleep, now. I think I will sleep on the couch, myself.:sad:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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awwww, just make the puppy dog eyes and danksis will let ya out of the doghouse(no pun intended lol)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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That shit got played out like a year and a half ago.:crazy: I am fucked, now.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
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I heard that's one method for synthesizing LSD :smirk:

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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lol


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
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lol indeed!

Now what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
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:shrug:

Enjoy the couch?

:grin:

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Boom]
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Great. Thanks.


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