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bacon, eggs, & biscuits
    #5336489 - 02/24/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336492 - 02/24/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Toddo]
    #5336496 - 02/24/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Toddo said:
what?





bacon eggs and biscuts.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336498 - 02/24/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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suimush said:
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Toddo said:
what?





bacon eggs and biscuts.





With white mold, no less...




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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336502 - 02/24/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Today when I was in the kitchen, I happened to open the microwave and saw a bowl of food that must have been in there for months. It had white mold growing on it and looked like death. I'm surprised I noticed it. I never use the microwave ever since some stupid whore put metal in it and detroyed it. So that's what happened today. What should I do? Please post questions and witty one liners on this subject. Thanks





EAT IT!!!!!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5336504 - 02/24/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

This is so random!


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336509 - 02/24/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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:lol:

This is so random!




yeah but it breaks up the boring monotony of daily life.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336518 - 02/24/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336526 - 02/24/06 11:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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So you say! My life is no boring monotony! I don't know about yours!:smirk:





yeah, i dont got a kid to keep shit interesting. Hows the kid btw? Bet hes growin like a weed.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336533 - 02/24/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this is not the start i was looking for. i remember reading a post about a guy who let the repairman take a bathroom break and laughing my ass off at some of the responses you all posted. now albeit this topic really isnt comic relief in itself but come on! is this a job for the off topic discussion folks or has the drugs not kicked in yet?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336534 - 02/24/06 11:38 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Funny you mention that. I just stood up too fast and fell into the sliding glass door and knocked my drums(djembes) over. Danksis came out and gave me a eat shit look and now I'm in the dog house.:crazy: Oops. I'm fucked! Thanks alot, guys!;)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336541 - 02/24/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol almost woke him up huh?


i need to get some djembes, a buddy left his over one time, i had a grand old time till he came to get it :bored:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336546 - 02/24/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I have 3 djembes and yes, I DID wake him up, but he's back asleep, now. I think I will sleep on the couch, myself.:sad:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336548 - 02/24/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

awwww, just make the puppy dog eyes and danksis will let ya out of the doghouse(no pun intended lol)


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336553 - 02/24/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That shit got played out like a year and a half ago.:crazy: I am fucked, now.


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: barto]
    #5336556 - 02/24/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I heard that's one method for synthesizing LSD :smirk:


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336557 - 02/24/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: sui]
    #5336560 - 02/24/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

lol indeed!

Now what?


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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: blissedout]
    #5336566 - 02/24/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug:

Enjoy the couch?

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Re: bacon, eggs, & biscuits [Re: Boom]
    #5336570 - 02/24/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Great. Thanks.


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