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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
You could always join in.

Drown him out with the sound of furious fapping.




this is what you really should do!

it'll make both your lives better!

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
my sister told me she always knew when i was jacking off, or something, i dont remember.



Aahaha... selective memory, FTW! I bet THAT's a conversation you CHOOSE not to remember.

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #21]
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My sister told me the same thing and then she said she wanted to help. She unzipped my zipper and gave me a damn fine bj. At first I felt weird about it but then I was lick fuck it she won't get prego from a bj.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
hes prolly usin lube or lotion that makes it louder.



OP here.  What do you guys use for moisture to fap yourselves?  Should I give him a jar of coconut oil?  (he has in the past taken some of my coco oil for this purpose, a big handful)

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Buy him a fleshlight.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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i dont use anything, just my hand.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Buy him a fleshlight.



Now!!!!!

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Anonymous #22 said:
Buy him a fleshlight.



Now!!!!!



Now!!!

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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I just found out there is a new alien fleshlight. I want it.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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diddle the skittle, and practice your left hook once and a while.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #17 said:
hes prolly usin lube or lotion that makes it louder.



OP here.  What do you guys use for moisture to fap yourselves?  Should I give him a jar of coconut oil?  (he has in the past taken some of my coco oil for this purpose, a big handful)



Real men only use spit as lubricant (If any at all).

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