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Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make?
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Because my roommate sounds really loud when he does it and I'm starting to think I need to be warned beforehand so I can place myself in an isolated bubble for about fifteen minutes.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You could always join in.

Drown him out with the sound of furious fapping.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:ilold:

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Because my roommate sounds really loud when he does it and I'm starting to think I need to be warned beforehand so I can place myself in an isolated bubble for about fifteen minutes.

you shouldnt be able to hear anything if youre not in the room.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what kinds of sounds is he making?

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Cover his cock with your mouth.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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it all depends if he produces allot of precum or not if he does then it sounds like jackin a dude off after you gave him head and depends what he's on if he's on the bed or somethin like that there shouldn't really be any sound but it shouldn't take a man 15 mins to jack off... only take me like 7 at most.. no one knows how to do it better than yourself yakno =P when i do it its just to get a nut im not tryin to "makelove" to myself or anything yakno

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pinch your cheek with your thumb and index finger
then flap your cheek back and forth quickly.

It could sound something like that,

but JESUS CHRIST how loud is it?
there really shouldn't be much noise at all...:blush:

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Because my roommate sounds really loud when he does it and I'm starting to think I need to be warned beforehand so I can place myself in an isolated bubble for about fifteen minutes.


To me it sounds like someone punching 5 pounds of bologna really fast.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Mine sounds like nothing...I do i do it silently. If it makes a sound its probably painful.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe he wants you to hear it.

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! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Living with a girl + no sex = what the hell was I thinking!

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #12]
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no sound, but maybe porn in the back ground.

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #13]
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my bed used to make creaking noises that could be heard all around the house, i didn't know it at the time...

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Cover his cock with your mouth.


Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha. Yes, that one. Definitely do that one.

And also, the sound is *fap fap fap fap fap*

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
the sound is *fap fap fap fap fap*


Indeed. Hence the term "fapping". :fappage:

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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hes prolly usin lube or lotion that makes it louder.

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
my bed used to make creaking noises that could be heard all around the house, i didn't know it at the time...


How did you find out about it?  lol

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Re: ! [Re: Anonymous #18]
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my sister told me she always knew when i was jacking off, or something, i dont remember.

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Re: Boys: what kind of sound does jerking off make? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
it all depends if he produces allot of precum or not if he does then it sounds like jackin a dude off after you gave him head and depends what he's on if he's on the bed or somethin like that there shouldn't really be any sound but it shouldn't take a man 15 mins to jack off... only take me like 7 at most.. no one knows how to do it better than yourself yakno =P when i do it its just to get a nut im not tryin to "makelove" to myself or anything yakno


there are the occasional days where it takes two minutes cause i havent in a long time,
but it usually takes me 40 minutes


twice a day is a healthy schedule, but it makes one arm much bigger than the other.
just watch out for my right jab :wink:

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