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question about anal
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so iv been trying unsucessfully to anal my girlfriend.  i have a few questions for anyone who has done the deed.  When i stretch her asshole out by fingering it.. how long does it stay stretched?  ie right now i can only fit one finger... if i want to anal her do i have to keep at it during one session until i can fit my dick or can i slowly over the course of a few days stretch it out?

any other advice or tips are welcome and thanks for all replies

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The only way to do it correctly is to double penetrate.  After she's had two one won't be a problem anymore.  So, if you like the smell of asshole you shouldn't have any problem double penetrating because that usually makes you gay aside from fucking assholes.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I find anal to be vastly overrated. Just the idea of getting shit on my dick grosses me out. Plus, in my opinion, pussy feels better. :awesome:

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #3]
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fuck your girl doggy style and start with one finger in her ass. move it in and out. then two fingers. three. peepee time.

ive never got shit on my dick and my girl takes a whores bath before the deed.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #4]
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why wouldnt you just smash the pussy?

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
so iv been trying unsucessfully to anal my girlfriend.



Oh she would've LOVED that I'm sure, the unsuccessfully part!

Take it from a guy who's had a few up his own ass: your partner needs to be ready.

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ie right now i can only fit one finger...


Thats not a body thing, or she couldn't poop. Its a mental thing. She is not ready, and because that she is tense.

She has to really want it and really relax.

If you had "unsuccessful attempts" (OUCH!) perhaps give it a rest and work on the chemistry with your girl. Finds out if she really wants this, and properly relax her so she "loosens up".

Oh and lube, lots of lube. Warm lube.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #6]
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well shes already been analed before... but the last dude dry smashed her shitbox.  i guess il have to take it slow

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If she associates anal with pain, she may have difficulty relaxing enough to enjoy it.  Have you tried analingus?  It might help her begin to associate pleasure with anal stimulation, and thus relax enough to enjoy gentle penetration.  You might get a small vibrator meant for anal & use that rather than your fingers.  Fingers & fingernails can be too rough for anal penetration.

Oh, and use lots and lots of warm lube.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just ram it in as hard and as fast as you can. The screams and blood will only serve to heighten your pleasure.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #8]
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lol yeah my gf wont b/c last bf was a cuntbag rapist and just shoved it in her ass.    fucking douche.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
well shes already been analed before... but the last dude dry smashed her shitbox.  i guess il have to take it slow


Haha, classy.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Get her really drunk so she relaxes. Lots o lube. After she has a good experience she will be more reseptive next time even when she is not drunk.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #11]
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butt hole is over rated... stop watching anal porn and you wont want to do it so bad.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #7]
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whats a good way to warm lube... keeping in mind im in a college dorm and would have to be somewhat discreet about it

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You're the only one at your university having anal sex.


Better hide that really well. The feds might find out.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Get her to fuck you first. Once she know knows you can take it like a man, she will beg for it:thumbup:

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
whats a good way to warm lube... keeping in mind im in a college dorm and would have to be somewhat discreet about it


Ten minutes in the microwave should work.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
whats a good way to warm lube... keeping in mind im in a college dorm and would have to be somewhat discreet about it


Ten minutes in the microwave should work.


:eek:  Try setting the bottle in a cup of hot water for about 15 minutes prior to use.  DO NOT microwave lube.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #7]
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But if you do microwave it make sure it is for at least ten minutes.

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Re: question about anal [Re: Anonymous #11]
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That's great advice if you want to use it to torture someone into revealing the location of stolen nuclear weapons.  :tongue:

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