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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: KillerPicklez]
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45mg of adderall = about 3 grams of coke over 8 hours

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: KillerPicklez]
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KillerPicklez said:
NewbieShroomie said:
Adderall will help with that.  6 hr beating sessions FTW  :rockon:


or cocaine for that matter


I'll just stick with porn and an active imagination  =o P


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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WTF.

You must be wanking 4 times a day or something ?

I always blow a huge load but I only get sex once / twice a week max.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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IMO
Adderal is 4+ hours of steaming boner.

Coke is 15 minutes then it goes soft until you have another line.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Ego Death]
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Exactly my line of thinking.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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I learned something cool from an ex-girlfriend... the jell-o-gasm.

As you approach climax, the tendency is for the body to tense up, and for the hand to speed up the stimulation.  Instead, near the moment of orgasm, relax all the muscles in your body, particularly the PC muscles, and continue the stimulation, but go slower and don't allow tension to build up.  Even as you orgasm, consciously release all muscular tension, and let it hit you. The result is amazing

I also find that the longer you take getting there, the better it is.  As you approach, don't go 'full-whack', just provide enough stimulation to 'hover' at the edge for a while, then back off a bit.  Then come back to the edge... each cycle will improve the final product.

Not doing it as often also helps.  Cut your frequency in half, and take twice as long as you normally do.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
I learned something cool from an ex-girlfriend... the jell-o-gasm.

As you approach climax, the tendency is for the body to tense up, and for the hand to speed up the stimulation.  Instead, near the moment of orgasm, relax all the muscles in your body, particularly the PC muscles, and continue the stimulation, but go slower and don't allow tension to build up.  Even as you orgasm, consciously release all muscular tension, and let it hit you. The result is amazing

I also find that the longer you take getting there, the better it is.  As you approach, don't go 'full-whack', just provide enough stimulation to 'hover' at the edge for a while, then back off a bit.  Then come back to the edge... each cycle will improve the final product.

Not doing it as often also helps.  Cut your frequency in half, and take twice as long as you normally do.



:heart:


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: KillerPicklez]
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Try taking longer breaks in between your beat-offathons.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Boots]
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WOw many of you are miscontruing and assuming way to much :lol:

I only beat off once, sometimes twice a day, there are no beat-offathons with me. I am quite an active person, rarely ever home so I really don't have time for that caliber of beating off. Plus I like sex a lot more :biggrin:

And whiskeyclone :ilold:
I appreciate the bonafide beat-off manual you provided. I will be sure to :assimilate: that into future masterbations haha


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"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8987272 -

You just need a better imagination. Think midget porn. Ready? GO!


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Kada]
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Midgets are GREAT on toast.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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FatMamaCheezcake said:
Midgets are GREAT on toast.


wtf! :ilold:


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"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Try losing most of your sex drive and desperately going for that pathetic nut because you know that if you try to hold off even once, it's not going to come back no matter how hard you try. :sad:

:crymeariver:


Ugh whatever happened to me...


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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the last 2 times i've fucked anything i've been too wasted to cum, so congrats on your drop and mini nut..
unsatisfactory nuts, blue balls.. all ftl :thumbdown:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Quote:
I only beat off once, sometimes twice a day,


I don't agree with that.  It takes far too much energy.  You must be constantly lethargic, I would also say you are probably unnecessarily addicted to it.

2-3 times a week is best.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Ego Death]
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uhhhh 2 times a week?  not even every other day, would be ready to fuck anything with a hole at that pace lol

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: zSDMF]
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I put my energy into martial arts, working hard, going out to raves and making music in the studio.

Seriously if I had sex everyday or every other day I'd sleep twice as much, never get anything achieved and feel like shit at work.

Testosterone does not have to be channeled solely into fucking.  It can be used as a driving force to achieve things in life.

I think it is better for you psychologically and spiritual.


These are just my personal opinions though, each to their own!


I have a friend that claims he yanks his plank 3 times a day.  All he does is sleep and he never goes out or even tries to get a GF cuz all his sex drive is already gone.  :crazy:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Ego Death]
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I get off 3 times a day on average and I do all kindsa stuff. After orgasm I feel all cumstoned for like.. 20 minutes.. and then I'm like "woo! what needs vaccuumed? it's go time!" lol  Unless there is more cumming to be done.  Priorities.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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Pics or it doesn't happen

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Ego Death]
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What, you want pics of me vaccuuming?


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