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I hate unsatisfactory nutz
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They are quite irritating. I know I can't be the only one who experiences this.

You will be beating off and you feel you're about to cum and when you do, you barely even cum at all, like a drop, or it kinda of just fails and the nut doesn't even cum, ya know? I know this probably sounds bizarre haha

I actually get mad at my dick sometimes like, WTF kind of nut was that!?! (and the fury builds) :hulk: You can do better than that I've seen you! :lol:


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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i cum buckets

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Hahaha that sucks.

All I can say is, when you have nuts like that.. It's a goooood excuse to go again.

Do-over!!


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Dude, I know exactly what you mean.  Sometimes, for some reason, you just don't nut all the way.
Tragedy of tragedies, all those wasted billions of potential lives, all for an unsatisfactory orgasm.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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FatMamaCheezcake said:
Hahaha that sucks.

All I can say is, when you have nuts like that.. It's a goooood excuse to go again.

Do-over!!


Beat pete.
Repete.

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Cowgold]
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I hate unsatisfactory nugz. :supercrankey:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #8985736 -

if you sqeeze the shit out of your balls at climax you can put out a fire.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: thoughts]
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iwasaClown said:
if you sqeeze the shit out of your balls at climax you can put out a fire.


Yeah I do that all the time.  Actually, I did once rescue some burning orpans from a burning building once, just by squeezing my balls.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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It's all about the kegals man, you need to have a good clench factor or kiss that explosm goodbye.  :cheers:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: hoopershroomer]
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Yea i must say, you really do have to give it a GOOD choking if the nut isnt on your side :shrug:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Q-WTF]
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Pffft lazy spankers.

Give it a good wallop or don't even bother.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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or you could quit yanking it so often, then when you finally do this won't happen.

(Do as I say, not as I do . . . )

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: antiPock]
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Yeah if you wait like 2 weeks without staring at an ass, a chest, or any form of porn whatsoever it's like sensory overload when you open up yer favorite pr0n site.  My dick hates me for it, but he know's what's up.  :yesnod:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Newbie]
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"Always pinch, never pull"

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #8985917 -

holding it off until your balls are like watermelons is a sure way of producing a healthy sized sample :super:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Q-WTF]
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Adderall will help with that.  6 hr beating sessions FTW  :rockon:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Newbie]
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that sounds promising :laugh:

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Q-WTF]
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Dizzwizzle said:
holding it off until your balls are like watermelons is a sure way of producing a healthy sized sample :super:


Plus, we chunkies like watermelon.. :wink:

And ouch.

And I can not believe I just saw someone say dude shouldn't wank so much!  That is never true, unless you start getting arrested for it.


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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
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personally i would never recommend a decrease in what should be a daily ritual :lol:
watermelons are tempting though...

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Re: I hate unsatisfactory nutz [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
Adderall will help with that.  6 hr beating sessions FTW  :rockon:


or cocaine for that matter

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