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Rattlesnake
    #8995793 - 09/27/08 08:42 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

There's a rattlesnake on my block tonight.  It's about 2.5 feet long and it's cruising the gutters on my street.  I called the cops to get it removed because this is a pretty residential area...no big nature areas in the immediate vicinity and lots of pets and people that don't expect a snake in the street.  Cool though!


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: TODAY]
    #8995814 - 09/27/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

12 gauge buckshot to the dome fixes any nuisance.


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: TODAY]
    #8995865 - 09/27/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Rattlesnakes make awesome pets.


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: Crasher]
    #8995869 - 09/27/08 09:02 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Until they bite your friend in the nuts.



Then they are *fucking awesome* pets!


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #8995910 - 09/27/08 09:15 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

you call the pigs... hope you like haveing snaks around.... pigs wouldn't even show up where i am... there to besy ticketing people for following to close... fuck a pig... hope all of them get bettin and die... fuck pigs


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: SyeinStrife]
    #8995916 - 09/27/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah! what she said! ^^^


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #8995919 - 09/27/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
Until they bite your friend in the nuts.



Then they are *fucking awesome* pets!


:grin:


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Re: Rattlesnake [Re: TODAY]
    #8996027 - 09/27/08 09:53 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I found a copperhead in my goat shed once.  I launched a pitchfork at it, but it landed such that the snake was between the prongs.  He just slithered away.


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