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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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well while youre worried about a silly number and finding prissy, im going to continue having real prophetic visions and dreams, and not missing any of the signs of the times, and continue on my journey.

Aloha:peace:


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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Dude what the fuck is going on here. Are you people serious?

Lay off the acid, and other psychedelics...WOW.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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I am god, just sitting here, In Jersey of all places :smirk:


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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billclinton said:
I cant be serious.



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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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if any of you guys make it to heaven leave the back door open so i still have some time to whoop satans ass


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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just me said:
well while youre worried about a silly number and finding prissy, im going to continue having real prophetic visions and dreams, and not missing any of the signs of the times, and continue on my journey.

Aloha:peace:


wait you have prophetic dreams too? if you do then tell me about one; you must understand im just a normal guy living his normal life until this happened you know?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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Sweet, the prophet and God on the same board at once.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: Konyap]
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ive tried for YEARS to fight that sissy.

he just wont fight me


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: whattheheck]
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whattheheck said:
This would be funny, but dude might mean it, and if he does, as long as he remembers that God is love, it's all good.


the one I know as Elijah, a very large guy, very capable of
crushing someone with his hands, a sweetheart of a man
he tells me that god is love

one day we were driving down the road, he was jabbering on
about something biblical, he turned and said "want me to have
god send you a sign?", a few seconds later a dove slammed into
my windshield, killed it

I said "see what I think of your signs"

it was pretty damned freaky


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
I am god, just sitting here, In Jersey of all places :smirk:



god is in florida, busted for possession, google it


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
I am god, just sitting here, In Jersey of all places :smirk:


tell me then what is happening ? who is right here?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
whattheheck said:
This would be funny, but dude might mean it, and if he does, as long as he remembers that God is love, it's all good.


the one I know as Elijah, a very large guy, very capable of
crushing someone with his hands, a sweetheart of a man
he tells me that god is love

one day we were driving down the road, he was jabbering on
about something biblical, he turned and said "want me to have
god send you a sign?", a few seconds later a dove slammed into
my windshield, killed it

I said "see what I think of your signs"

it was pretty damned freaky


:lol:


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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youre soo scatterbrained man.

you need to ditch the site and go meditate on this word thats been given you.

if you dont, you will lose it and end up another forgoten prohet


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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You killed one of God's doves? Is Elijah still alive?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: billclinton]
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I am right there with you. Im the one looking at you through your friends eyes... freaky huh?


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: whattheheck]
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perhaps your God killed the dove.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: California]
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Oregon said:
perhaps your God killed the dove.


the dove and prisoner 1 and elijah and the everything could not be without God...so yeah, God killed the dove


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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just me said:
youre soo scatterbrained man.

you need to ditch the site and go meditate on this word thats been given you.

if you dont, you will lose it and end up another forgoten prophet


that is very true and i thank you for your kindness to me throughout this post. its just so big you know i feel like i need to tell people about it as much as i can.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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just me said:
Oregon said:
perhaps your God killed the dove.


the dove and prisoner 1 and elijah and the everything could not be without God...so yeah, God killed the dove


pics or...
...you know the rest.


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Re: Ive just found out I am a prophet. [Re: just me]
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just me said:
Oregon said:
perhaps your God killed the dove.


the dove and prisoner 1 and elijah and the everything could not be without God...so yeah, God killed the dove


Wise words.


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