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What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....?
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What is it that pushes that :crankey: "INSTANT FUCKING RAGE" :crankey: switch to full throttle in your brain....?

For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....

What is it for you....?


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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People purposely disrespecting myself, or my friends/family is unacceptable to me. That and getting arrested for something like herb. Total injustice.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: blissedout]
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a nice white girl disrespecting herself is instant rage.  i dont really need to get into specifics.. call me old fashioned..


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
People purposely disrespecting myself, or my friends/family is unacceptable to me.


Agreed.

I have a bit more tolerance for people disrespecting me personally than I do for people coming after my friends/family. I have a tendency to fly off the handle when people make snide remarks about my mom, for example.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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drkrobotnik said:
a nice white girl disrespecting herself is instant rage.  i dont really need to get into specifics.. call me old fashioned..




Damn that's intense.

Misogyny tends to piss me off to a disproportionate extent considering I'm male.

Also, when people flat-out tell me what to do I tell them to shut the fuck up.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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PhanTomCat said:
What is it that pushes that :crankey: "INSTANT FUCKING RAGE" :crankey: switch to full throttle in your brain....?

For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....

What is it for you....?


>^;;^<


hm...good question. i like that feeling is an odd kind of way, but it only gets triggered when someone threatens my family and friends.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: JT]
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Child Molesters.

Also when people insist Im full of shit when Im telling the truth or when people hold a grudge against me for something I didnt do.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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disrespecting me, my family or my friends in any way.  I'll stab a mother fucker.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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I don't remember the last time I 'raged'. I'm pretty apathetic most of the time.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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can't remember the last time i felt rage. i'm more susceptible to feeling detached, alienated, and apathetic than to any feelings of anger :strokebeard:

i suppose when my friend turned his back on me that was the last time i felt even close to rage :thumbdown:

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: blkjkrabbit] * 1
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i HATE people who use weapons

if i see two guys fighting and its all fists, thats cool and im down for a good show

as soon as someone pulls out a knife i fuckin tackle that bitch and break his ankles

i hear about LITTLE kids, like 14 or 15, stabbing each other at school and shit, makes me wanna pummel the bitch who had the blade so bad, GRRRR i get so pumped everytime i hear it
what the fuck is peoples problems, cant defend themselves with their own hands anymore these days?

i took down a 30-40yr old man who started hitting me cause i wouldnt give him money for beer, outside of a bar.
he rapped my head against the pavement pretty good and punched me a few good ones, his buddy who was with him was like WTF, he got up thinking it was over and i took him down and whooped his ass, my hand and face looked like a football they were so swollen, and his friend just watched kinda like "well thats what u get".
that particular incident is the only real time i would say i got INSTANT RAGE, maybe it was cause i was just walking home from my ex's house, she had just told me that the past 6 months of our relationship was out of pitty, cause she was in love with someone else...
it was enough for me to get pretty worked up :smile:
never made someone bleed so much.

i hate fighting, i hate violence, i nearly cry when i watch shit with the war, and i dont start fights, but if someone swings at me or pulls a weapon i get all PRIMAL and i usually dont stop til its nice and finished

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Well, the easiest way to instantly make me want to make a decorative hat out of your innards is to talk down to me.  If you want to be my friend do not be condescending.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: the_0wl]
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Usually I am very calm however, in the months leading up to the birth of my first child, I was robbed like 5 times in a row by 5 different people (and I'm not talking shady drug robberies, just robberies from "landlords and friends" type people). Anyways I was basically broke by the end of all of it with a new life to support (2 other lives actually) so the last time I just lost it and beat this dude so bad he nearly fucking died. He pulled out a knife and ended up getting stabbed himself. I was just left with a SEVERELY broken hand from beating the shit out of him so much. I never did anything about my hand and the bone is like permanently poking out hardcore. Now I am basically pacifist and I'm a lot more careful about making myself vulnerable to fucked up people that might force me to have to use violence.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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PhanTomCat said:
For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....




Yeah getting hit in head in any sort of way does it for me.

Check out this dude. I would have done the same thing to the silly bitch. Pretty funny though.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Shroomeup]
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if i ever get hit, beast mode turns on.

from that point on i dont feel anything only the satisfaction of a connecting fist.

i have had people break their own bones on me tring to fight me.

BEAST MODE

dont hit me
ill fuck you up.

also if anyone fucks with my family and i see them do it, they are sooooo fucked.

also my gf, dont fuck with her either


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: pong]
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What piss's me of is when people argue about something that I know about and they don't.

Eg. A guy called my work the other day, saying he'd like to hire the room with the air-con, I told him there's only fans in the rooms, no air-con. When he replies;
'Oh, you don't know the rooms very well then?'

I work here, jackass. :grrr:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: polantis]
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when people jizz on my face.:pimpslap:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Shroomeup]
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That stupid cunt deserved that slap


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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I dont know what puts me into a rage, you gotta really work hard
at making me angry, even when I'm angry I'm still pretty calm,
if someone were capable of putting me in a rage I really feel
for them because I'm not a very nice person when I become violent


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Arbitrary violence or threats of it really pushes my buttons like nothing else.

ie: "If ______ said anything like that I would curb stomp the fucker!"

I cant see anyone as an adult or respect them if they don't know how to deal with their anger without violence towards others.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I dont know what puts me into a rage, you gotta really work hard
at making me angry, even when I'm angry I'm still pretty calm,
if someone were capable of putting me in a rage I really feel
for them because I'm not a very nice person when I become violent


Sounds like myself. I do know one thing that sets me off though. When people make assumptions instead of talking to me. Or when people accuse me of lying when I'm telling the truth.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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hurting myself by accident? like stubbing my toe? or like running face first into a subway pillar. I get so mad cause a part of me feels like i should be able to avoid such instances.

My mother telling me what to do.

Flakey people.

pointless and mindless acts of violence damage and violation.

and little daily things, extremely crowded stores and streets.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Aninator]
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Whenever I hear people talking behind my back or talking shit under their breath all nonchalantly.  I guess its because I'm a paranoid person anyway, but when I found out someone doesn't have the balls to say shit to my face and is running their mouth to other people I go batshit and hunt their ass down.

Also when my family is disrespected in any way.  Last time a bunch of soccer players thought it would be funny to egg my family's house a brick  ended up in their windshield and their tires slashed.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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BTW. Other than those two things I'm probably one of the calmest people you'll ever meet.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I dont know what puts me into a rage, you gotta really work hard
at making me angry, even when I'm angry I'm still pretty calm,
if someone were capable of putting me in a rage I really feel
for them because I'm not a very nice person when I become violent


I'm with you there.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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Rejection.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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i'd really have to think hard about that one, but for now i'd say when someone knows they're doing something annoying (either cause it would annoy anyone or you ask them to stop because it's annoying), and then they keep on


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: demiu5]
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man when people say shit but when its behind your back or they aint looking you in the eye, that right there would litterally make my head spin

otherwise i jus kinda bottle it up i dont really think anyone deserves a ass whooppin i jus figure what goes around comes back around and goes right back around again


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Konyap]
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a few day's ago my cell phone dropped a call for the last time.  Had me punching the fucker on the ground until it broke into several pieces.    the cut's on my hand still sting's.

other than than, I am quite the quiet and peacefull kinda guy.  it seems that electronics which do not function properly get me going..

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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There is really only one time I get sent into a total rage with absolutely no control... Animal abuse.

Oh my god.

There used to be this guy in our class... if his hunting dog didn't get off the tree when he found the coon, he'd shoot it in the head. No remorse. Just get a new dog.

I would kill, and I literally mean that, if I saw anyone do something so cruel to an animal, especially mine. If it were MY animals, I'd make you suffer more than you could ever imagine. They're pure. They do not make right or wrong choices.

Same goes for children. I don't even want to get into that.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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I see three possible scenarios:

1) Stealing/disloyalty

2) My University majorly fucking up administratively and essentially forcing me to pay 500$ for essentially no legitimate reason; yet, everyone says that they didn't do anything wrong.

3) Stupid people that keep asserting they are right even when I try to escape (i.e. walk away and talk to someone else).

I'm typically a pretty calm person; however, when I get mad, I get MAD

:kingtard:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: All We Perceive]
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I think it's a pretty universal thing to get pissed when somebody smacks you in the face. Such a bitch ass way to piss somebody off. Which reminds me of another post.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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Whenever someone screams:


NOW TESTIFY!!!!


I usually freak out and start rioting and throwing molotov cocktails around...


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Maverick]
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good ole slap in the face will do it.  did not know this till my wife did it..........once!!  :uptosomething:

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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PhanTomCat said:
What is it that pushes that :crankey: "INSTANT FUCKING RAGE" :crankey: switch to full throttle in your brain....?

For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....

What is it for you....?


>^;;^<


Honestly, I've never been thrown into a blind rage on account of something that someone else did.  I try to keep good control over my emotions, and look objectively at the situation rather than give in to the animal instincts.

However, when the time comes to get into a fight and win, I can instantly summon up sheer rage.  Adrenaline, brute strength, and lack of fear for pain or injury gives me a compelling advantage over an opponent who's still trying to think rationally when I go into berserker mode.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: deCypher]
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I dont have the greatest relationship with my mom, she is an evil fucking person. She will start arguments over anything and many times puts me over the edge. this usually ends up putting me in rage mode.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PeterGriffin467]
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PeterGriffin467 said:
That stupid cunt deserved that slap


yeah i actually feel bad for the guy... what is he supposed to just let himself be humiliated that way? bitch deserved the slap... and all of the sudden every guy in the room wants to avenge the stupid cunt...


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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If people hit a friend of mine.  That's about it.  ESPECIALLY if it's a girl who's a friend, or a girlfriend.  I can get hit in the face and stay calm, but if somebody jumps on a girl (especially) that I know/am friends with/fond of I go off.

My friends sister, who's pretty cool, in high school got hit by this guy.  The next day at school me, my friend, and another guy found this guy in the hall and beat the shit out of him and slammed his head in a locker a whole bunch of times.  Nobody said she cause they knew what he did and we never caught shit for it.

I've jumped in a few fights I probably shouldn't have that my friend's probably started, but somebody fucking with my friends just doesn't fly with me.  WAY worse to me than somebody fucking with me.  I have a pretty long fuse when it comes to people fucking with me.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
I've jumped in a few fights I probably shouldn't have that my friend's probably started, but somebody fucking with my friends just doesn't fly with me.  WAY worse to me than somebody fucking with me.  I have a pretty long fuse when it comes to people fucking with me.


same for me... only 2 fights i've ever been into have been because of friends...


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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Black people getting aggressive with me. I spent allot of my childhood in the ghetto, and now that shit sets me off so fast.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: deCypher]
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being told what to do


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: anyone420]
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i know this is gonna sound weird... but rage itself is absurd, so

when my headphones get snagged on something and pull on my ears.  RAGE :eek:

wtf?


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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when i don't get my fix... :angrydog:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
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playing video games and dying by the most unlikely bullshit

or just anything im doing the most unlikely unfortunate thing were to happen

usually its really small shit that set me off


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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disrespect to me or harming friends or family. when that happens, get the fuck outa my way cuz im fucking someone up!


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Muufokfok]
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Narrowly avoiding being obliterated on the interstate. That usually gets me going.

I've only been in 'blind rage' mode a few times, and they all involved one specific ex.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: adrug]
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all of these are soo funny...cause they are true...

the video game one is hilarious...i remeber chucking the controller across the room when some BS would happen...then the controller would come out of the socket and set me off again while i stoop over and plug it back in whilst cursing..


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I don't know what puts me into a rage, you gotta really work hard
at making me angry, even when I'm angry I'm still pretty calm,
if someone were capable of putting me in a rage I really feel
for them because I'm not a very nice person when I become violent


Yeah, I am a pretty passive person by nature, and even in an "enraged" state, I still keep my cool the best I can - at least physically....
I have been in my share of scraps when I was younger, but I wouldn't say that it was ever as a result of being in that state of rage....
Sometimes things just escalate physically, and you have to throw down and get er' dun....  :ohwell:





AniNator said:
hurting myself by accident? like stubbing my toe? or like running face first into a subway pillar. I get so mad cause a part of me feels like i should be able to avoid such instances.


Yes, I forgot about this....!!
The pain of me accidentally hurting myself does piss me off quite a bit (followed by a extended string of four letter words),
because it usually is a stoooopid non-paying attention type of thing that could have been easily avoided.....    :lol:






Sassy said:
I think it's a pretty universal thing to get pissed when somebody smacks you in the face. Such a bitch ass way to piss somebody off. Which reminds me of another post.
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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


That video is why I made this thread....!    :lol:    :thumbup:
She absolutely deserved the slap back....
If a chick picks a physical fight with a guy, it's on her.....
It does however piss me off when I see a guy slapping around a woman when she didn't start it, or is not fighting back....   
For me, that is much like abusing a child or an animal, instant rage....
Whether I know the chick being manhandled or not, doesn't matter....


I remember an incident with a past girlfriend....
We had a good night together, and had just gotten busy and were making jokes and laughing in good spirits in the afterglow....
I said something funny/stoopid (like I always do), and she laughed, said "you doof", and lightly slapped me on the side of the head (playfully).....
It flipped the switch in my head, instantly, it makes me see "red"....    :crankey:
I remember looking up at her with just my eyes (in kind of an evil way), and said "don't ever............do that..............again......"
She didn't know up until that point, and maybe I didn't either, but it sure did ruin the rest of that night.....!    :lol:

I can calm myself back down, but it sure is a strange thing how just a little tap can have such an instant dramatic effect like that....
It doesn't even have to hurt....
I don't even think it is disrespect thing for me, it just is....    :ohwell:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
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:lol:   

Fuckin video games.....
I remember destroying an Atari 2600 when I was a youngin'....
Then had to go out and buy a new one.....    :lol:


>^;;^<


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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Actually, I just thought of one of the few occasions that will make me enraged... waking me up or depriving me of sleep is guaranteed to absolutely tick me off.  A man needs his sleep, goddamnit.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: deCypher]
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I'm a very calm guy. I have a a TON of patience...probably the only reason I'm still with my crazy gf.

But the ONE thing that makes me see red still to this day....

Is one of my sisters.  She's a narcissist.  I'm not sure if you've ever dealt with one, but it's pretty much the 'I am better than you. I will not lose this discussion/argument/vote....even if you prove that you are right 100%.  Then I will just make fun of you for taking it so serious in the first place."
The funny part is, she's tons of fun when we're not disagreeing or living together.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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PhanTomCat said:
What is it that pushes that :crankey: "INSTANT FUCKING RAGE" :crankey: switch to full throttle in your brain....?

For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....

What is it for you....?


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the following will instantly unleash a fury of adrenaline supercharged rage.  0-100 in a split second:

-intentional and blatant disrespect to myself, my fiancee and my family.

-trespassing on my property.

-man hitting a woman, unless she started it AND has a weapon.

-touching my fiancee inappropriately.

-getting in my face looking for a fight. im cool until you touch me. so dont touch me.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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A handful of Xanex and a bunch of beer apparently.  Only time I've ever been in pure rage mode and I don't really even remember it.  Saw (and felt) the repercussions the next day though, it must have been something to behold.

Every intense or aggravating situation otherwise I've handled without crossing the border to any kind of rage.  I fight and react much better when under control (so does anyone who knows better) so I've never had to give in. 

I will get involved if I see a guy hit a girl, or someone abusing an animal however.  I would do so as calm as possible, and handle the situation with as much tact as possible until I have to choke somebody out :tongue:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Jadian]
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WHEN MY BITCH DONT PUT OUT.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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telitubbies.....


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: gradeasmarts]
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Doing the dishes :banghead:

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Headii Nugz]
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Headii Nugz said:
Doing the dishes :banghead:


For reals.

Make friends with lots of girls.  I know two girls that enjoy doing dishes.  Every once in awhile I'll make em come over and do my dishes and I'll cook food.  It works out great.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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You my friend are a genius! Could i get their numbers?

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Headii Nugz]
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No.  Only one of them is very reliable, and I'm VERY DEFENSIVE about my dishwashers.  I'll get in a fist fight with someone if they try to steal their services.

But yeah, it can't be that uncommon, right?

Just make friends with lots of girls.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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Already done. Now i just have to inquire if any of them enjoy doing the dishes.  :omgawesome:  :omgawesome:  :omgawesome:

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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Odd because I'm the exact opposite. I will wash your nasty clothes, iron them, fold them, WHATEVER. But I don't do dishes. Period. My boyfriend works in a kitchen... so I make him do them. He also does the picking up of stuff in the living rooms, I just rearrange, redecorate, polish, vacuum, windex, so on and so forth. I'm the main caregiver of the animals, but I think that's because I notice when they need something more often. I get all the little detailing he and the roommate don't notice.

Speaking of clothes washing... when I was helping my roommate move in, he picked up a pillow cover that was clearly dirty and then proceeded to just put it back on. WHY. WHY DO YOU MEN NOT BELIEVE IN WASHING SHEETS AND OTHER BEDDING. I go as far as to wash the couch cushion covers.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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Sassy said:
I will wash your nasty clothes, iron them, fold them, WHATEVER.


Deal.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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In fair trade for what?!


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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You didn't ask for reciprocation!

I'll cook you a decent meal if you wash all my clothes and fold em!


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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True... I can't cook to save my life.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Muufokfok]
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BoxyBrown said:
playing video games and dying by the most unlikely bullshit

or just anything im doing the most unlikely unfortunate thing were to happen

usually its really small shit that set me off


last time i flipped my shit was when a clown alerted the fbi i was strangling some chick in a toilet in Hitman Blood Money.

its like GTA, first i try to stop at red lights and act okay and then something shitty happens and i pull out the flamethrower and KILL EVERYONE I SEE


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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You have to come here, though.  There's no way in hell I'm going to SC just for laundry.

I could probably get my reliable dishes girl to do it if I made a bigger meal.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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rudely getting woken up, esspecialy during a nap, im incredably pissed for a good 3-4 hours if that happens.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Sassy]
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Sassy said:
True... I can't cook to save my life.


what is up with all the womens that dont know how to cook anymore??? i know way more guys that do the cooking, and tons of women who dont know how.  :shrug:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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We've been pandering to these lazy bitches for too long!


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: blewmeanie]
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thats ok. i might pander in the kitchen, but it is heavily repayed in sexual favors.  :naughty:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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only time i get instant rage is when i drive.  i hate people not using their blinkers or not moving over a lane so i can get on the bypass, just generally being a bad driver.  i am only 21 (and i think i am a bad ass driver, i don't slow traffic down, i am always doing the speed limit, staying in the right lane if i am going slower than the speed limit, i am respectful and polite when driving) and when i see people twice my age driving bad, its even worse.  i can tolerate someone my age doing that, but for fucks sake, if your above 30, learn how to drive a car correctly.  road rage is the only rage i get.

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
Sassy said:
True... I can't cook to save my life.


what is up with all the womens that dont know how to cook anymore??? i know way more guys that do the cooking, and tons of women who dont know how.  :shrug:


I don't mind that so much, generally.  I kinda like cooking, but I HATE cleaning.  If I do all the cooking and a woman does all the cleaning I would be a happy man.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
leftysurprise said:
Sassy said:
True... I can't cook to save my life.


what is up with all the womens that dont know how to cook anymore??? i know way more guys that do the cooking, and tons of women who dont know how.  :shrug:


I don't mind that so much, generally.  I kinda like cooking, but I HATE cleaning.  If I do all the cooking and a woman does all the cleaning I would be a happy man.


I couldnt agree more.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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People pointing weapons at me, even if its jokingly. Pellet guns knives real guns unloaded. I just flip out on people when they do that.

No damn respect AT all.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: pmb]
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When someone attempts to intimidate me. If someone comes at me with the intent of harming me and they're cocky about, I'll fucking lose it.

Other than that well, people who lie about me, try to prove that they're right about something I know they have no real info on, and idiocy in general.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
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Pick on me, im ok with that. Pick on a woman or a kid, all i see is red. Ever seen a bull charge? Im like a ninja bull charging with horns made from lazerbeams.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
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Any kind of violence around me, especially if it's unjust or directed from a male at a woman or an adult to a child. I don't mean two people yelling and screaming at each other, although that does put me on edge. I'm talking about physical violence from one person against another. It so unnecessary, barbaric and pointless.

What's weird though is that I tend to snap and get just as hostile and aggressive and mirror their behavior and emotions to the person instigating the violence. I just really hate bullies. I don't know, that's really the only thing that gets rage from me.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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oh yea

when people tell me to smoke less weed


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Irdamage]
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I never fight but i was once at a party and was grabbed in the throat but some random guy for NO reason...i didnt even speak with him or anyone he knew. he grabbed my throat and i said "let go of me dog" (i know acting all hard right..kinda gay)    and instantly i threw him INTO the wall..it broke the plaster with his back and i jumped on top of him. but i didnt even punch him i just held his ass down on the ground until people pulled me off him. I kinda do wish i did hit him though.

other than violence against me

when i see a person getting jumped by more than 3 people for stupid shit....i wish i just had a gun and started to blast people away. and also when i see a guy hit a girl.. i would hope he gets his ass kicked by all nearby males if they have dignity.. other than those two things nothing really.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
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the iraq war
the drug war


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
the iraq war
the drug war



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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Kada]
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those wars are so preposterous
its like hey we are gonna tax the fuck out of u, then spend ur tax dollars killing and destroying innocent lives
K thx by
fuckin government fags


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
preposterous


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
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lol george bush? uh my boss...complainers....reality tv...fast food....commercials...morning radio shows....


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: gofudgeyourself]
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Using God as an explanation for violence or bigotry. Example

Only other time I can remember getting all ragey was when I found out my wife moved in with another dude a week before even saying anything about leaving me while I was in training for the Army.  Almost went AWOL then.


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: Roxum]
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women who leave the toilet seat down :crankey:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: RickJames]
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Little kids that repeat every word that you say.

:psycho:


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Re: What does it take for you to hit INSTANT RAGE....? [Re: PhanTomCat]
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PhanTomCat said:
What is it that pushes that :crankey: "INSTANT FUCKING RAGE" :crankey: switch to full throttle in your brain....?

For me, it is getting slapped in the head or face - even if done innocently or jokingly, by ANYONE....
It is very difficult to shut that switch down once it is activated....
There are few things that do this to me....

What is it for you....?


>^;;^<


The same thing happens to me man! Anyone touches my face (slap or whatever) even slightly, go into instant anger mode.

Also, don't have the highest tolerance for ignorance.

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