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so...I got my first blumpkin
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A few hours ago, I was at sort of a medium sized party. I met this moderately attractive drunk girl, we talked for a little. I told her I was going to go back to my place, and asked if she wanted to come. She agrees. I get to my place, I tell her I am going to go take a shit. She insisted on going to the bathroom with me. I began pooping, and she began to blow me. It was a fucking...awesome feeling. My poop smelt so bad but she kept sucking.

After I finished pooping, we started to have sex in the bedroom. Started with missionary, ended with her riding...and something gross happened after we were finished. She peed on me.

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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...congratulations?

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why do I NOT believe this?

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
Why do I NOT believe this?


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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Are you sure it was pee and she wasn't a squirter?

My wife is a squirter and it is fucking awesome!

SQUIRTERS RULE!!!!!!!

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i dunno man, if she's giving blowjobs while he's shitting, she may be a peer as well as a squirter

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
...congratulations?


:rofl:

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Can't say I've ever had a fantasy about getting a 'plumpkin' but I suppose a congrats is in order.  :rasta:

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #8]
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ive got a reverse blumpkin before
she was sitting on the shitter while sucking my dick as i stood there

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #9]
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golden showers ftw

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #1]
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why the hell are you bragging on here YOU SICK FUCK!?

:laser:

i guess it wasn't your fault.

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Thats just gross

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I consider myself to be a pretty twisted fucker...but that is seriously fucked up.. :yourock:

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #13]
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congratz u fucked a slut, now hopefully your dick doesn't fall off. PS: its called a lumpkin, not a blumkin.

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Re: so...I got my first blumpkin [Re: Anonymous #14]
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You should crap on her chest next time, sounds like she's the type who would enjoy that sort of thing...

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