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lol girl advice
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i did something pretty stupid. i'm in a chem class in the morning, and the professor teaches the same class right before mine. i met this really cool/hot chick in my lab the first week, and her friend mentioned that she was in the class before mine.

so what do i do? yeah, i start going to her class. and i let her think that i actually am in her class. we've been sitting together and we get along really well.

except... we have a midterm coming up next week. obviously i can't take the midterm in her class. if i don't show up, she's gonna know something's up.

do i:
a) come clean with her
b) make up some BS excuse to the prof to see if he'll let me take it in her class
c) :wrist:

lol any girl opinions here? i am probably just going to tell her but i don't want her to think i'm a creeper or anything.

Edited by Anonymous (06/13/10 08:49 AM)

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How about growing up?

When she asks, say:"Oh, but I'm not in your class."
Just tell her that you went to her class because you like hanging out with her and you didn't think she'd come to your class.

She'll probably think you're weird, but fuck it.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #2]
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If you want to keep the lie going, tell her that due to (insert BS reason here), the prof let you take the midterm at a different time.  Otherwise just tell her the reason for your actions.  If you already think you are in a position to score, then it could actually reinforce your status w/ her..."You did all of this to get to know me?!  How AWESOME!!!" Or...she could assign you stalker-status, but I think that is unlikely at this point.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #2]
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yeah, too late for that. we're lab partners and she came up to me after the first day i was in her class and was like "Hey! I didn't realize you were in my class, you should come sit next to me!"

i choked and just said yeah. didn't even think about it.

grow up though? eh whatever, this is just classic thinking with my dick and not with my head :lol:

Edited by Anonymous (06/13/10 08:51 AM)

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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come clean. if she likes u, she'd be flattered.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Agreed with #4.
That's a pretty fucking cool romantic gesture bro.
If she's the least bit into you, she'll think it's cute.
Game on.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
just kill her before the fountain of lies pours forth.  she is a sinner and only by purging her soul in the fires of hell can you be sure to save her.


also DSHZombieSB :thumbup:

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #7]
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well duh.  step one is baptizing her with ass to mouth semen.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Only way around this is to be honest.

Say that you just sat in the class because you had a thing for her. If you start making up wild stories and shit, she'll just think you're weird.

If you're honest, at best she'll think it's cute that you sat through a class just to be a her partner. At worst, she'll think you're obsessed with her.

Awkward 17 year old high school premature ejaculation for the the win.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #8]
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its a chemistry class so you can totally get some acid from the teacher to disolve her body if it comes to the killing her part.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
its a chemistry class so you can totally get some acid from the teacher to disolve her body if it comes to the killing her part.


pat bateman style

oh yeah

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just say you dropped that shit.  You talked to the Dean and were able to take the metaphorical "W" on your transcript after the drop day...easy peasy lemon squeasy

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I'd say just come clean. she'll probably think its cute. hell you could even downplay it a little, say you didn't know anybody in your class and thought that having somebody in the class that you knew would help keep you interested (in the class) but that you need to take the midterm at the regular time.

or tell her that the original time didn't work for some reason anymore, and that the professor lets you come to her class but that you have to take the tests with your regular class.

either tell the truth which may creep her out but probably not, or lie more which may wind up with you losing her in the long run.

I mean, definitely don't say "I only come to this class so that I can sit next to you and collect any of your hair that may fall out, or little things that you leave behind like pens and paper scraps."

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Quote:
tell the truth which will more than likely creep her out


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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:
tell the truth which will more than likely creep her out



not necessarily. especially if you do it the right way. and if she's interested in him she'll think its cute anyways so.....

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This situation is LOL!!

Here's another easy option, but I probably shouldn't tell you this:
-ask the professor if you can take the exam with the earlier class.  tell 'em you have to get picked up by your parents to make a funeral... or that your work wouldn't let you take off and you don't want to get fired.  professors let people do this all the time- probably will just tell you to put your exam in a different pile.

Only do this if you promise to come clean very soon though.  Nobody don't like being lied to, and if you get closer to this girl, it's going to rip a hole in your gut.

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #11]
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If I were you, I’d go to the professor and tell him exactly what’s up.  And he'd probably let me take the test early in order to help me get my girl.  Professors can be pretty chill; this would also be a good way to get to know your professor a little bit.  Which is beneficial too, just go up to him and be like “I need your Help”.  He will probably think the situation is hilarious.

If that backfired, id make up a BS story for the girl, say the prof. let you take the test at the later hour due to, whatever...

If you don’t think you can appeal to the proff. on that level, you can make up some BS story as was said earlier.  To see if he will let you take the exam at the earlier hour.

I wouldn’t come clean though. WAAAAAY to risky.  Coming clean about something like that is for after you are in a relationship, and in love with each other.  That’s the only time you won’t risk the possibility of it coming off as creepy/Stalker-ey... 
There is a chance she is ONLY interested in being your friend right now, you risk making things really awkward, and displaying waaaaaay more interest in her than you want to if you come clean.
Last thing you want to do with a cute girl is come off as a stalker, and show her lots of interest.
IMO/IME take it with a grain of salt.

BTW. I dated my O-chem Lab partner for a good while, during and after the class. (Beautiful girl).  Good Luck :wink:

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Tell her you were coming to the class at first by mistake, but decided to stay because of her. She will think it's sweet :smile:

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Re: lol girl advice [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Tell her you were coming to the class at first by mistake, but decided to stay because of her. She will think it's sweet :smile:


Does the "Sweet" thing actually work for you tho?  I mean. im not knocking it but I’ve never had a lot of success with sweetness unless im already in a relationship with the girl.  And honestly, even then it doesn’t work *That great..  And by success I mean pussy, from an *Attractive girl, to be blunt.

My last gf basically told me that she had wanted to fuck me ever since the first time I was a jerk to her, which was the second i met her. lol..  IDK  I mean im not a asshole, I just poke fun and hold people accountable in  playful way.  When a girl calls me a jerk, she isn’t saying it with anger, its playful..

Anyone feel me on this, or am I all alone here?

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