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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Lol, how the hell can you suck a bloody tampon and be turned on, at all. Its just fucked up. Taste of blood isnt so arousing.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Maybe not to you.

I've actually talked to gothic chicks who enjoy being cut right before they cum and drinking the blood that comes out to intensify the orgasm.


The taste wasn't so much the turn on, as was the taboo of all that was happening that shouldn't.

I wouldn't repeat it sober that's for sure.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Are you sure your not just talking to some little emo girl who wants attention? They all tend to say stupid shit like that.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #13]
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It's quite possible.

But like I said it wasn't the taste of the blood that was a turn on, it was the act of "breaking the rules"  stepping out of the norm, doing something weird and odd.

I prefer to try any and all things in bed

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I'd fuck a goth girl and cut her just before she cums, sounds pretty hot :grin:

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #12]
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The pain of being sliced while im trying to get off just would cut it all short.

I like more passionate sex haha, not trying to cause any pain, just pleasure. Exept maybe pulling her hair a little lol. My ex used to squeeze me so hard when she was cumming it was like she clawing into my sides trying to rip my skin off. It hurt but id just keep fucking her.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Isn't it called a hudni when ur fuckin a chick doggystlye and u pull out and spit on her back and then when she turns around u shoot her in the face?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I call it, "bitch im done. HA! JUST KIDDING! RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!!"

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #11]
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what about when ur gettin power rode and u punch the bitch in the stomach and she shits everywhere?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #11]
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The Houdini is when you are fucking her from behind, and get a friend to secretly take over, then you proceed to go outside and wave to her from the window...

Or theres the Spiderman, where you cum in you hand and fling it at her...

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I'd cum in my hand and bitch slap her.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I just got roadhead from my chick and started fucking her face forcefully.  She ended up PUKING all over my dick while we were driving down the road, andeven finished through the vomit.

I must say it was extremely hot until it was all said and done and there was puke all over my cock and lap.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:rofl2:

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
Ran around naked in the woods in womens underwear with an erection at 5am on speed



LOL. :thumbup:

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i like to buy the local newspaper and read the obtituaries and look for the hottest chick rite, so then i find her fresh grave a dig her up. I prefer the ones that have already turned blue and my fav is whenher tittes are just like a almost bruised purple blue omg i love that. Anyway so then i dig them up and cut the vaginas off  ata 60 degree angle and wear them as a face mask while im fucking the hole where her vagina used to be.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #17]
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What do you call that?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #7]
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the darth vader

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #17]
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or the gaping pussy facemask...do u nose fuck the bodys...i would fuck evry single orafis....i buy a huge wooden dildo and beat anon#17 to death with it.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
or the gaping pussy facemask...do u nose fuck the bodys...i would fuck evry single orafis....i buy a huge wooden dildo and beat anon#17 to death with it.



I have changed the name it is now called the bloodclot wookie.. I wanted to stick with the star wars theme

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