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Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like
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whats the most fucked up thing you've done to get off sexually?  For me, I guess I'd have to say forcing my girl's mouth onto my cock.  She kind of liked it, believe it or not.

Edited by Anonymous (05/23/09 12:23 AM)

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #1]
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On molly before I had the most ridiculous fucked night of sex ever with an exgirlfriend.


She was on the rag, and I was so fucking turned on to fuck her I actually sucked the tampon out of her snatch, and sucked it dry.  It tasted fucking amazing from how turned on I was.

We proceeded to just rub our shit on eachother and make out......

Then I talked her into pissin all over my face and my mouth.....honestly typing this is getting me hard.....She squatted above me in the tub for a couple of minutes ( stage fright and we were rolling sooooo hard ) she finally gave way and pissed all over my face......I tried to move because it was drowning me, and she grabbed me by the hair and shoved my face in her pussy while she pissed all over me.

It was so hot I didnt even clean it off and went back to sucked her bloody pissy snatch.

She then got so turned on from me getting pissed on, she actually asked me to piss all over her ( only from the neck down tho, no face ) some thing I had been trying to get her to do our whole relationship.....

So She laid in the tub in her own piss and I piss all over her tits.  after that we just had blissful piss sex all night.

I still jerk off thinking about that......honestly the hottest moment of my entire life.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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What was his name?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Banged an ugly chick. Money shotted her. Gave her a nasty dirty brown sock to wipe up with

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ran around naked in the woods in womens underwear with an erection at 5am on speed

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #3]
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You fail.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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jerked off to a fitness commercial because i was too lazy to get up and fast forward

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
On molly before I had the most ridiculous fucked night of sex ever with an exgirlfriend.


She was on the rag, and I was so fucking turned on to fuck her I actually sucked the tampon out of her snatch, and sucked it dry.  It tasted fucking amazing from how turned on I was.



and people say that molly has no harmful effects :nonono:

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins

someone define these for me.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins

someone define these for me.



:lol: gladly-

Donkey Punch - A punch given to a hooker (usually to her head), most often while fucking her doggy style when the man is on the verge of climax, so as to cause her vagina to contract, thereby enhancing male pleasure.

Dirty Sanchez - an act of sexual sadism whereby one partner using his or her fingers, smears feces on the upper lip of the other partner, giving the recipient the appearance of a scraggly mustachioed Mexican, hence "dirty Sanchez"

Blumpkin - the receiving of a blowjob while the recipient is taking a dump on the toilet

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #1]
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whats it called when your getting a blow job when you pull out bust in the girls eye then stomp on her foot

or the one where while doin it doggy you slam your elbow against her spine then pull out punch her in the nose and bust in her face?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #6]
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>whats it called when your getting a blow job when you pull out bust in the girls eye then stomp on her foot

Angry Pirate

>or the one where while doin it doggy you slam your elbow against her spine then pull out punch her in the nose and bust in her face?

Domestic Violence

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
>whats it called when your getting a blow job when you pull out bust in the girls eye then stomp on her foot

Angry Pirate

>or the one where while doin it doggy you slam your elbow against her spine then pull out punch her in the nose and bust in her face?

Domestic Violence


I LOLd

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #9]
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What about a grilled cheese.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #10]
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cleveland steamer - shitting on ones chest

cleveland steamboat - motorboating that shit after one gets shit on.

Motorboat - giving tits a raspberry

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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haha I love doing this shit to ladies.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #11]
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You love motorboating a chicks tits after you shit on her chest?

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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How about a chamber pot?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chamber+pot

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
You love motorboating a chicks tits after you shit on her chest?


"This shit" implies more than 1 thing, and not everything. fucking idiot.

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Re: Donkey Punches, Dirty Sanchez's, Blumpkins and the like [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
How about a chamber pot?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chamber+pot


holy shit thats fucked up! :lol:

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