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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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how many people are from fucking FL on this forum lol I work for a grocery store...I end up stealing shit without realizing it.


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chris606 said:
some 1 told me to try long brown rice and water and vermiculite and pressure cook for 1 hour i did but nothing happen that is y was wonting to no if i need spores
RogerRabbit said:
Nothing gets more sterile than red hot.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Senor_Hongos said:
Did I forget to mention this grape was the best one I have had in two years?  I have yet to steal the pit.

Wish me luck.


A navel orange should be a challenge worthy of kings


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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steal a watermelon then lets talk about kings of fruit stealing.


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chris606 said:
some 1 told me to try long brown rice and water and vermiculite and pressure cook for 1 hour i did but nothing happen that is y was wonting to no if i need spores
RogerRabbit said:
Nothing gets more sterile than red hot.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Razor3lade said:
Senor_Hongos said:
Did I forget to mention this grape was the best one I have had in two years?  I have yet to steal the pit.

Wish me luck.


A navel orange should be a challenge worthy of kings


I couldn't agree more, however, I have made a committment to Baby_Hitler for a Cherry Pit.  I do not see a way out of this without lying.  I cannot do that for I always tell the truth.

What if I stole a Navel orange and said it was a Cherry pit?

Stealing something and then breaking it is the true test of manhood.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Do you even realize how much time and manpower it takes to deseed a grape? What about those slave children, how are they supposed to earn their fraction of a cent from that grape?

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: KaptKid]
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I stole your sister's morality.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Brugman]
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I never considered that.  It was an thoughtless act of impulse.  Now that you bring that part of it up I feel dirty and ashamed.

:sad:


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Lndrydusting]
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Ahhh, time for my clepto self to come clean...I too steal sunglasses, haven't paid for them in several years...I always just walk in, pull off the sticker and tag and then wear them out. I've even been complimented on my "stunners" by clerks cause I look like a crazy sex/rockstar with aviators on.:tongue2: I was gonna steal scissors for cutting thick paper;) but opted for purchasing them, its funny how my morals work.

I would never steal from local co-ops or local stores, I have no worries whatsoever about fucking corporations over though...one time I went on a vigilante mushroom trip bike ride to my favorite nature preserve which had been bought by developers, anywho, on a lonely and cold night I sabotaged maybe 5-10 big CAT machines and such with snow and dirt in their gas tanks! Fuckers took away my bike trail and are building more houses in Michigan where the sub-prime mortgage crisis is at its worst and the housing market is worse off than the Titanic.

I don't consider myself to even be stealing and its not a rationalization because when I do steal its spontaneous rather than premeditated, and I have wayyy too much money to justify ever stealing anything, but its more like dealing out karma on a small scale:shrug: haha.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Stealing something and then breaking it is the true test of manhood.


This reminds me of the time I tripped in the woods after stealing some sunglasses which I never wore but instead broke into many pieces for fun and as a miniature act of divine retribution and destruction of babylon. I felt very just in stealing and then breaking the plastic symbol with two reflecting ovals.

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