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I stole an apple today
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...I was in a grocery store...NOT the one I work at.  I decided to be daring and I took an apple with me on the way out. 

I'm going to make juice out of it. 

Reminds me of the time I walked out with a rotisserie chicken, back when I still ate meat.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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fuck the man, i bet the juice you make will be extra sweet


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: WalterShabas]
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youre so hardcore. lol what kind was it? some are getting ridiculously expensive. :/ [i like fugi <3]

i stole an apricot the other day. it was delish. <3

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: hollypop]
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It was an organic golden delicious. 

To be fair, I did buy a few of the same apples.  But when I realized how expensive they were, I went back and swiped one.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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an apple a day...bla bla bla


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: hollypop]
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good. something that grows from the earth shouldnt be so damn expensive!:mad2:

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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Bad.Ass.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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Makes me think I want to go back there for a free papaya.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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papaya is so expensive do it. I let people out with a lot of free produce at my store.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Well, it's weird...I'm not the type who usually steals things, aside from that shoplifting spree I went on as a angst-filled teen. 

In fact I'm partially racked with guilt just bringing it out into the 'open.' 

...but a deeper part of me feels a sense of gleeful retribution. 

I cannot lie.  There had....been a thrill.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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I used to do the same types of things and there is a great rush associated with it.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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wonderful, moth.
liberating!

i wouldnt suggest it again though.

its usually when you strike again that they catch up with you,

although i stole alcohol from a specific safeway everyday and didnt get caught for 3 months.

i dont like big-chain grocery stores in the least
still, would hate to hear you got caught.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: CptnGarden]
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It's funny picturing you stealing apple. Your so tiny and nice, i wouldn't suspect you at all if i worked there.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Kada]
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I ate a seedless grape in the produce aisle the other day.  I was like, "Fuck 'em."

This is the first time I have mentioned it to anyone.

Srly


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Kada]
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I said, "thank you, have a nice night," to the manager on the way out, haha. 

I really hope she did.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: MOTH]
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Buy your produce from a local farmers market, and it wont be so expensive. Its absurd that our food gets driven all the way accross the country and sold to the opposite coast just so they can justify jacking up the price.

I live in florida, and I cant buy real florida oranges at the store, because they ship them to california....fuckers:mad2:


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
I live in florida, and I cant buy real florida oranges at the store, because they ship them to california....fuckers:mad2:


Whoa...that's crazy.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: CptnGarden]
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CptnGarden said:
wonderful, moth.
liberating!

i wouldnt suggest it again though.

its usually when you strike again that they catch up with you,

although i stole alcohol from a specific safeway everyday and didnt get caught for 3 months.

i dont like big-chain grocery stores in the least
still, would hate to hear you got caught.


I unfortunately work for a store runned by these assholes.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Last thing I stole was a prisma paint marker that was like 4-5 bucks for one damn market. I just wasn't spending that much on a marker. Granted I bought a pack at the same time.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Razor3lade said:
CptnGarden said:
wonderful, moth.
liberating!

i wouldnt suggest it again though.

its usually when you strike again that they catch up with you,

although i stole alcohol from a specific safeway everyday and didnt get caught for 3 months.

i dont like big-chain grocery stores in the least
still, would hate to hear you got caught.


I unfortunately work for a store runned by these assholes.


I've worked for a few grocery stores and I have to say, anything small without a hidden tag can ususally be easily hidden in clothing just by bending down in the middle of and isle and sliding it in your pockets... or just picking something small up and hiding it in your sleaves until you exit the store (this can fool the cameras if you act like your putting it back from where ever you picked it up from). Putting things in your cart under you purse or into your purse and then zipping it up at the checkout works too.... I've seen it all done!


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