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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: AScannerDarkly]
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yeah, I could never be gay. Butt sex? No thanks. It's hard enough with a female..


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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Has anyone ever licked an asshole?

I did it, once.  Gave the bulls-eye a good cleaning.  He asked me to.   

(kinda got grossed out, but if he'd been a vegetarian it might've been different)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
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Wouldn't a vegetarian's butt hole be worst? Don't vegetarians get smelly gas?


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
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I suppose it depends on the type of vegetarian.  You can be vegetarian and still eat a shitty diet.  But someone who eats a large percentage of raw fruits and vegetables would have more manure-like poos, which for some reason aren't as offensive to me because I grew up around horses.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? *DELETED* [Re: MOTH]
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Post deleted by Monkeycyst

Reason for deletion: Seems someone I know found my profile here and is reading all my posts.. could do without that



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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Monkeycyst]
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I'd stick it if it looked nice.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
Wouldn't a vegetarian's butt hole be worst? Don't vegetarians get smelly gas?


its also harder for the human body to process vegetables, hence the corn in our shit.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
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It seems like a lot of posters in this thread think anal needs to be painful or shit covered... haha, that's how you do it WRONG. :smile:

Anal is awesome if done correctly, and both people are on the same page.

I went with a girl back in 1996ish who only wanted it anal... She would always enema herself and be extra clean back there, and we could get going with just some spit on my dick.

Anal can be really good, or it can be REALLY bad. You just have to prepare a little, and do it right!

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: capliberty]
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capliberty said:
I'd stick it if it looked nice.



You'd stick it in a nice-looking asshole? They all pretty much look like.. well, assholes. Except for the ones with piles of course.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
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highdroponics said: its also harder for the human body to process vegetables, hence the corn in our shit.



That's not true at all. Only certain vegetables don't get processed completely...... like corn.

If you want to be technical about it.. meat takes a hell of a lot longer for the body to digest than 95% of vegetables. Which leads to putrefaction in the stomach. It's actually a lot EASIER for the human body to process vegetables and fruits.

Anyway vegetarian or meat eater I don't think it would matter too greatly, the biggest thing that would ensure it was clean is an enema..


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
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Yes, I like giving anal sex...its taboo and forbidden but for some reason I'm good at getting my ex-gfs to try stuff for the first time...done it with condom and without, without was much better...I can go deeper with anal than vaginal, thanks lower intestine;) I didn't get any poop on my dick when it was without a condom, maybe just a tiny ass lube, hah.

What do you guys think about the best lube...I go with a silicone base like millenium id, olive oil works in a tight spot, too. Anyone else?

Edit: Last time my ex and I did it she was bleeding pretty bad, that wasn't cool. And yes Moth, I've licked my ex's asshole...for some reason it didn't taste bad at all, I've had worse taste from eating vag.

Edited by outhere4 (08/06/08 09:50 AM)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Monkeycyst]
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Monkeycyst said:
capliberty said:
I'd stick it if it looked nice.



You'd stick it in a nice-looking asshole? They all pretty much look like.. well, assholes. Except for the ones with piles of course.



Some buttholes look more foul than others IMO.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Has anyone ever licked an asshole?




I give my girlfriend a good rimming allllll the time. I love going back and forth between her pussy and asshole with my tongue, and she loves it to.

Of course pre sex shower is mandatory for this type of fun.

As far as anal sex goes I like it every now and then, mainly for the kink, and for being able to finger a woman at the same time. If she is game, then I am too.


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Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil
 
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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
Tried it with an ex, couldn't dig it at all. It's an asshole for christ sakes. I couldn't get over that fact. 
If I wanted to fuck asses I could just be gay, but I like pussy... not assholes.
Therefore, I stick with pussy. Pussy juices are nice. Shit dick is not. Asshole is an exit.
There is nothing wrong with a perfectly good vagina. That's where it belongs.

The end. 



AH HA! I knew that someone else on here had to have some logical views on the topic. We see eye to eye on this one, Shroomism.


And as far as the diet thing goes... Moth, when I eat a diet of fruits and vegetables only, my stools turn into... almost water. Gross really. It does make pooping go at lot faster. Sit down, push, and it's all gone in a second. I wouldn't say it smells any better. Poop is poop... well unless you've been eating a bunch of Mexican food :lol:

Shroomism: while meat does take a lot longer to digest, the human digestive system was actually designed to break it down. Thats one of the main purposes of the gallbladder; to hold/release bile which emulsifies fats.

On the other hand, humans are not equipped with the "tools" to efficently breakdown fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are made of mostly cellulose, a sugar that constructs the cell walls of plants. The human digestive system has NO way to break down cellulose (other than mechanical breakdown by teeth). Thats why you'll notice bits of corn, carrots, lettuce, or other bits of cellulose plant material in your stools... You simply can't digest it.

The vitamins and nutrients we absorb from fruits/veggies are limited when compared to animals with digestive systems better equipped to handle cellulose.  Herbivores have specialized digestive systems that have places which harbor bacteria that will break down the cellulose cell walls, releasing all of the nutrients inside. Scientists suspect that the purpose of the appendix used to be to harbor bacteria to break down cellulose... but as humans evolved, our diet evolved and we had less need for those bacteria.

/end science lesson of the day.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
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Anal sex is awesome!:doggystyle: It feels so good inside a tight ass hole.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
On the other hand, humans are not equipped with the "tools" to efficently breakdown fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are made of mostly cellulose, a sugar that constructs the cell walls of plants. The human digestive system has NO way to break down cellulose (other than mechanical breakdown by teeth). Thats why you'll notice bits of corn, carrots, lettuce, or other bits of cellulose plant material in your stools... You simply can't digest it.




I see... isn't that... insoluble fiber? (which is good for 'bulk' and cleaning out of the intestines).. or?


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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I have done anal with every girl I have ever dated. Not the ones I just had sex with(although some of them too) but the ones that I dated for any longer than a month or so.

Some of them don't want to try it but you wear them down.

Muhhhhaaa


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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Yeah, as far as I know, cellulose = insoluble fiber or roughage.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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attempted multiple times with multiple women and its always too painful. dont think ill ever get to :shrug:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Has anyone ever licked an asshole?

I did it, once.  Gave the bulls-eye a good cleaning.  He asked me to.   

(kinda got grossed out, but if he'd been a vegetarian it might've been different)



i rimmed my ex a few times. she really liked it, but her arse was always spicy or something... which is weird cause she doesnt eat spicy food. if she would have given me bj's i wouldve done it a lot more for her, in retrospect.its not that bad..

she wanted to do it to me a few times but i didnt want her to; my ass is too hairy, and id feel like i have to wash it first


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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