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Anal sex, are you a fan?
    #8730176 - 08/05/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I was wondering this earlier today. How many guys that have ACTUALLY HAD anal sex (with girl or guy) really enjoy it?

I don't. It turns me on when I see it in porn, but the actual act of it is so disgusting. I've done it countless times because I guess I just forget what it's like. I just can't get over thinking about what I'm doing... And then when you pull it out.. Fucking gross. It's so unsanitary. It's shit for fucks sake! And it's on your fucking penis!

I had a girlfriend that was all about it but I just had to tell her "sorry babe, we're sticking with the hole this thing was designed for."

And the thought of ass-to-mouth kind of makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.  What the hell?

Poll time:
Guys who have actually "GIVEN" anal sex, do you enjoy it?
You may choose only one
Girls (and guys too, I guess) who have acually RECEIVED anal sex, do you enjoy it?
You may choose only one


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730185 - 08/05/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

ive dun it once and it wasnt mai thang but id do it again


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Coaster]
    #8730195 - 08/05/08 05:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

hell to the yes!  i love anal sex.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730211 - 08/05/08 05:56 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No way in hell am I gona stab someone in the poop chute if I think there is a chance that I may get shit dick.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: zugzugz]
    #8730223 - 08/05/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i just plain find it unenjoyable

has nothing to do with poop dick


i have tryed it a few times
but i just dont find it fun at all


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730226 - 08/05/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It's kinda fun. 

It kinda feels good.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
    #8730280 - 08/05/08 06:10 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

well said


i mean i kinda liked it

ut she seemed to like it WAAAAY more

i felt bad for not exploring with her

but it just makes me feel all un-sexy


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
    #8730298 - 08/05/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'll dry slam a shit box anyday :grin:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
    #8730299 - 08/05/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

anal is awesome. pullin the tip in and out of a tight pooper is the best part, but couple that with a girl pleasurin herself with a dildo and it's 10x more amazing. you feel the vibrating through the walls on the other side. Get over the whole poop thing. Use a condom and after you pull out wrap it up in toilet paper you wont see a thing. Then take a shower like most people do after some hot sweaty nasty sex and do it again. or just straight up do it in the shower then you get pleasure and cleanliness. smarten up ppl

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
    #8730332 - 08/05/08 06:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with.

Edited by Gumby (08/05/08 06:49 PM)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730356 - 08/05/08 06:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've taken it in the pooper before and liked it.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730357 - 08/05/08 06:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

My wife loves getting fucked in the ass, last time i kinda hurt her bad though but she is all good now. Shes a fuckin anal freak, i guess i couldn't have married a better woman.:grin:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8730388 - 08/05/08 06:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

weili, if you ever get divorced, I want you to know... I'll be right there to pick her up on the rebound.

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All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730429 - 08/05/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it with a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.




HEY MAN.  sodomy has been a part of humanity for millenia. dont you go trying to ruin it for those of us that enjoy it with threats of disease.  :crankey:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8730465 - 08/05/08 06:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I just did!

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8730467 - 08/05/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

You've got to do it right and you can't always do it on-demand.

Having an open communication is most important, obviously, and there are times when its better to do than others (remarkably, you can have 'clean' anal sex).  Preparation is key in terms of cleanliness and enjoyability.

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Have_Anal_Sex

^^^Good article.

And yeah, I dig giving it from time to time.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730479 - 08/05/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I have to be honest. I haven't had the opportunity to have anal sex yet. :frown:

I would like to try it though if a girl with a nice butt and clean ass hole is willing.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
    #8730894 - 08/05/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

anal is great.

i have to admit the best part is entering and exiting the ring of wonder but the whole thing in itself is great.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8730927 - 08/05/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'v never done it and honestly it does not seem pleasing.

In any case, deity208, your avatar is fucking kick ass :lol: :thumbup:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8731069 - 08/05/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I like giving it, you don’t always get shit on your dick.  I'll agree with ass to mouth, that seems gross.  Ass to vag is definitely not a good idea, me and an ex found that out the hard way. :crazy:

I haven’t ever received it but I have had a girl stick her finger up there and press on my prostate which was pretty out of this world.  So I voted yes on both.

If any of you haven’t done the prostate thing, you should really think about trying it.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8731075 - 08/05/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i ain't stuffing my cock up a shit hole, ain't no way no how.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
    #8731146 - 08/05/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
    #8731219 - 08/05/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yeah those are the good ones.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8731242 - 08/05/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i didnt really like it

its kinda awkward, kinda gross, just doesnt feel right to me


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Help on the Way]
    #8731258 - 08/05/08 09:37 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

id be afraid i'd pull a turd out with my stick...gross doesn't cut it, i wouldn't be able to live with myself after that.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
    #8731263 - 08/05/08 09:38 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Dude...I was watching an amateur porn video on youporn once. At first, he was just fucking her vagina. Then he stuck it in her butt hole, and started going in and out. His dick started turning brown....it was fucking gross.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
    #8731302 - 08/05/08 09:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

jazzillion said:
Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.




Are you kidding?  The screaming and crying in pain are the best parts!


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
    #8731405 - 08/05/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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aDoS said:
Dude...I was watching an amateur porn video on youporn once. At first, he was just fucking her vagina. Then he stuck it in her butt hole, and started going in and out. His dick started turning brown....it was fucking gross.




yeah, the asshole is not such a clean place.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8731432 - 08/05/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with. 




which species of E.coli, its a generally harmless bacteria given a bad rep by the water incidents

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
    #8731720 - 08/05/08 11:24 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Anal is totally way fun and back when I was too young to get contraceptives without funny looks (or being told to fuck off as I didn't need them at my age) it was great.

I don't mind shit on my dick. I've slopped out cow pens and stables before, I've dealt with more shit than most people here. Didn't get any super nasty bacterial infection. Didn't get any parasites. Did make me wonder about the circle of life when basically, the food we eat, is last years shit.

Mmm, tasty food, grown in shit, becomes more shit, that becomes more food. Ergo, shit is tasty.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #8731854 - 08/06/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

93
I love to recieve, but I have to be in practice.  When you do'nt do it for a while, the butt muscles begin to tense up and it hurts a good deal or takes a lot of effort to become penetratable.  I think the perfect fuck involves a little pain though, but not much.  Regardless, lot of lube!
In order to prevent poo, limit the session.  After a while, I think the body starts to react to all the movement down there and is tricked into preparing for a poop.  It's kinda annoying dealing with that stuff but it's worth it.  I do'nt eat for the entire day knowing when I'm gonna get some.  My current partner does'nt do anal though.  I miss it, but can definately do without for the time being.
Giving?  Not my thing as it's too painful for me.  My cock is'nt very flexible and is quite fragile.
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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8731856 - 08/06/08 12:01 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with. 




Ok Dr. Gumby.

I suppose anal sex is like drugs, set and setting.  It depends on who, where and when.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
    #8731862 - 08/06/08 12:03 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:bananabang:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: anyone420]
    #8732041 - 08/06/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Why the fuck would I want to fuck an asshole when their's a good pussy right beside it?  Does not compute.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
    #8732175 - 08/06/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

never tried it, probably never will. :shrug: pussy works for me :thumbup:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
    #8732296 - 08/06/08 03:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

jazzillion said:
Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.





That's a serious shame. It's a whole different experience when you're balls-deep in a girl's ass and she yells "OH GOD I'm gonna come!"

Also, as to the dirty asshole issue... most of the times I've done it, I haven't really ended up with shit-dick. Not to say that it's exactly sanitary...but... :shrug:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8732387 - 08/06/08 04:56 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Tried it with an ex, couldn't dig it at all. It's an asshole for christ sakes. I couldn't get over that fact. 
If I wanted to fuck asses I could just be gay, but I like pussy... not assholes.
Therefore, I stick with pussy. Pussy juices are nice. Shit dick is not. Asshole is an exit.
There is nothing wrong with a perfectly good vagina. That's where it belongs.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8732394 - 08/06/08 04:59 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I am kind of thinking the same, but I don't want to knock it before trying it.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8732395 - 08/06/08 04:59 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Tried it twice only

Both times it just kind of felt like my dick was going to break. Not a fan.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8732397 - 08/06/08 05:00 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)




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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: AScannerDarkly]
    #8732402 - 08/06/08 05:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, I could never be gay. Butt sex? No thanks. It's hard enough with a female..


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8732464 - 08/06/08 06:01 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Has anyone ever licked an asshole?

I did it, once.  Gave the bulls-eye a good cleaning.  He asked me to.   

(kinda got grossed out, but if he'd been a vegetarian it might've been different)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
    #8732467 - 08/06/08 06:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Wouldn't a vegetarian's butt hole be worst? Don't vegetarians get smelly gas?


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
    #8732476 - 08/06/08 06:14 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I suppose it depends on the type of vegetarian.  You can be vegetarian and still eat a shitty diet.  But someone who eats a large percentage of raw fruits and vegetables would have more manure-like poos, which for some reason aren't as offensive to me because I grew up around horses.

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    #8732496 - 08/06/08 06:32 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Monkeycyst]
    #8732558 - 08/06/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'd stick it if it looked nice.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
    #8732570 - 08/06/08 07:31 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Wouldn't a vegetarian's butt hole be worst? Don't vegetarians get smelly gas?


its also harder for the human body to process vegetables, hence the corn in our shit.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
    #8732577 - 08/06/08 07:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It seems like a lot of posters in this thread think anal needs to be painful or shit covered... haha, that's how you do it WRONG. :smile:

Anal is awesome if done correctly, and both people are on the same page.

I went with a girl back in 1996ish who only wanted it anal... She would always enema herself and be extra clean back there, and we could get going with just some spit on my dick.

Anal can be really good, or it can be REALLY bad. You just have to prepare a little, and do it right!

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: capliberty]
    #8732582 - 08/06/08 07:37 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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I'd stick it if it looked nice.




You'd stick it in a nice-looking asshole? They all pretty much look like.. well, assholes. Except for the ones with piles of course.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
    #8732584 - 08/06/08 07:38 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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highdroponics said: its also harder for the human body to process vegetables, hence the corn in our shit.




That's not true at all. Only certain vegetables don't get processed completely...... like corn.

If you want to be technical about it.. meat takes a hell of a lot longer for the body to digest than 95% of vegetables. Which leads to putrefaction in the stomach. It's actually a lot EASIER for the human body to process vegetables and fruits.

Anyway vegetarian or meat eater I don't think it would matter too greatly, the biggest thing that would ensure it was clean is an enema..


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
    #8732600 - 08/06/08 07:46 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, I like giving anal sex...its taboo and forbidden but for some reason I'm good at getting my ex-gfs to try stuff for the first time...done it with condom and without, without was much better...I can go deeper with anal than vaginal, thanks lower intestine;) I didn't get any poop on my dick when it was without a condom, maybe just a tiny ass lube, hah.

What do you guys think about the best lube...I go with a silicone base like millenium id, olive oil works in a tight spot, too. Anyone else?

Edit: Last time my ex and I did it she was bleeding pretty bad, that wasn't cool. And yes Moth, I've licked my ex's asshole...for some reason it didn't taste bad at all, I've had worse taste from eating vag.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Monkeycyst]
    #8732610 - 08/06/08 07:50 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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I'd stick it if it looked nice.




You'd stick it in a nice-looking asshole? They all pretty much look like.. well, assholes. Except for the ones with piles of course.




Some buttholes look more foul than others IMO.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
    #8732727 - 08/06/08 08:52 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Has anyone ever licked an asshole?





I give my girlfriend a good rimming allllll the time. I love going back and forth between her pussy and asshole with my tongue, and she loves it to.

Of course pre sex shower is mandatory for this type of fun.

As far as anal sex goes I like it every now and then, mainly for the kink, and for being able to finger a woman at the same time. If she is game, then I am too.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8732968 - 08/06/08 10:11 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Tried it with an ex, couldn't dig it at all. It's an asshole for christ sakes. I couldn't get over that fact. 
If I wanted to fuck asses I could just be gay, but I like pussy... not assholes.
Therefore, I stick with pussy. Pussy juices are nice. Shit dick is not. Asshole is an exit.
There is nothing wrong with a perfectly good vagina. That's where it belongs.

The end. 




AH HA! I knew that someone else on here had to have some logical views on the topic. We see eye to eye on this one, Shroomism.


And as far as the diet thing goes... Moth, when I eat a diet of fruits and vegetables only, my stools turn into... almost water. Gross really. It does make pooping go at lot faster. Sit down, push, and it's all gone in a second. I wouldn't say it smells any better. Poop is poop... well unless you've been eating a bunch of Mexican food :lol:

Shroomism: while meat does take a lot longer to digest, the human digestive system was actually designed to break it down. Thats one of the main purposes of the gallbladder; to hold/release bile which emulsifies fats.

On the other hand, humans are not equipped with the "tools" to efficently breakdown fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are made of mostly cellulose, a sugar that constructs the cell walls of plants. The human digestive system has NO way to break down cellulose (other than mechanical breakdown by teeth). Thats why you'll notice bits of corn, carrots, lettuce, or other bits of cellulose plant material in your stools... You simply can't digest it.

The vitamins and nutrients we absorb from fruits/veggies are limited when compared to animals with digestive systems better equipped to handle cellulose.  Herbivores have specialized digestive systems that have places which harbor bacteria that will break down the cellulose cell walls, releasing all of the nutrients inside. Scientists suspect that the purpose of the appendix used to be to harbor bacteria to break down cellulose... but as humans evolved, our diet evolved and we had less need for those bacteria.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
    #8733128 - 08/06/08 10:55 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Anal sex is awesome!:doggystyle: It feels so good inside a tight ass hole.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8733300 - 08/06/08 11:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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On the other hand, humans are not equipped with the "tools" to efficently breakdown fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are made of mostly cellulose, a sugar that constructs the cell walls of plants. The human digestive system has NO way to break down cellulose (other than mechanical breakdown by teeth). Thats why you'll notice bits of corn, carrots, lettuce, or other bits of cellulose plant material in your stools... You simply can't digest it.





I see... isn't that... insoluble fiber? (which is good for 'bulk' and cleaning out of the intestines).. or?


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8733359 - 08/06/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I have done anal with every girl I have ever dated. Not the ones I just had sex with(although some of them too) but the ones that I dated for any longer than a month or so.

Some of them don't want to try it but you wear them down.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8733383 - 08/06/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, as far as I know, cellulose = insoluble fiber or roughage.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8733439 - 08/06/08 12:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

attempted multiple times with multiple women and its always too painful. dont think ill ever get to :shrug:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
    #8733453 - 08/06/08 12:18 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Has anyone ever licked an asshole?

I did it, once.  Gave the bulls-eye a good cleaning.  He asked me to.   

(kinda got grossed out, but if he'd been a vegetarian it might've been different)




i rimmed my ex a few times. she really liked it, but her arse was always spicy or something... which is weird cause she doesnt eat spicy food. if she would have given me bj's i wouldve done it a lot more for her, in retrospect.its not that bad..

she wanted to do it to me a few times but i didnt want her to; my ass is too hairy, and id feel like i have to wash it first


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8733458 - 08/06/08 12:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Anyway.... NOT A FAN!


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
    #8733535 - 08/06/08 12:36 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Id do it once maybe... just to see how the person waks away that is!:D

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Konyap]
    #8735789 - 08/06/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I love anal!  I love exploring as many sensual sides as I can through sex because it feels so wonderful and anal is right up there near the top.  If I had a partner that didn't wish to have anal I don't think I would miss it that much as long as he was willing to use his fingers occasionally, but if he wasn't willing to do either I would be a very sad panda.  Extra brownie points if he lets me massage his prostate from time to time too, but that one is harder to convince than you think it would be.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: atayia]
    #8735872 - 08/06/08 08:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'd be alright with that if and only if the girl knew what she was doing.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Jadian]
    #8735877 - 08/06/08 08:24 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I am not a big fan of anal. Ive never tried it, but i don't ever want to. My wife would be disgusted if i asked her.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Jadian]
    #8735880 - 08/06/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

damn i know id be way down with that


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Kada]
    #8735891 - 08/06/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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My wife would be disgusted if i asked her.





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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Jadian]
    #8735898 - 08/06/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I like to ease it in just a little bit, and then jam it in and watch the chick lunge forward and smack her head piece  on the headboard.  Good Times


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8735929 - 08/06/08 08:34 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

it is a highly enjoyable aspect of porn and as long as you do it right, lots of fun for men and women enjoy it if done right.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #8735999 - 08/06/08 08:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'd like to see rugergirl weigh in on this one...;(


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8737193 - 08/07/08 12:49 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I enjoy giving and receiving.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: ManianFH]
    #8737237 - 08/07/08 01:03 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Lawlz at Shroomism going off about scientific reasons about veggie poop


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Brain Fart]
    #8737276 - 08/07/08 01:16 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Lawlz at Shroomism going off about scientific reasons about veggie poop




I must have missed that. Is that in this thread?? Sorry. In a thread about anal, I'm not reading up about veggie poop.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
    #8737326 - 08/07/08 01:35 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

My friend told me he did a girl up the butt..ended up getting a infection in his sack...was on painkillers and shit lol


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8737536 - 08/07/08 03:30 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I liked giving anal to my ex's when I was 17-22 or so. Especially the "ow ow ow" part, the "get it out" and "it's too much" :crying:.

Now that I actually give a shit about a woman it's not as enticing.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Adden]
    #8737538 - 08/07/08 03:33 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

me and the gf used to do it a lot more

once the novelty wears off it's kinda gross

it's good now and then for a bit of a 'change of scenery', and by scenery i mean 'love hole'


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: sam420]
    #8737881 - 08/07/08 07:57 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I will admit there was definitely the thrill of seeing my overly large penis stuff my petite 5'2 ex vietnamese gf, haha. I'm in that age range too I suppose where I like to hear girls moan and a little pain can't hurt:shrug::grin: It was a bit of a powertrip for me, kinda like a pandabear shishkabob and she was the panda;)


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: outhere4]
    #8737903 - 08/07/08 08:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

butt sex is okay.. but then one day you stick it in and you can feel a turd poking your dickhead and that just ruins it for you. unless your into that.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
    #8738359 - 08/07/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Mojo said:
If any of you haven’t done the prostate thing, you should really think about trying it.




qft... it's crazy...


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