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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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i ain't stuffing my cock up a shit hole, ain't no way no how.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
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Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.


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When it rains, it spores :shroompick:

"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
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yeah those are the good ones.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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i didnt really like it

its kinda awkward, kinda gross, just doesnt feel right to me


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"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Help on the Way]
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id be afraid i'd pull a turd out with my stick...gross doesn't cut it, i wouldn't be able to live with myself after that.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: highdroponics]
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Dude...I was watching an amateur porn video on youporn once. At first, he was just fucking her vagina. Then he stuck it in her butt hole, and started going in and out. His dick started turning brown....it was fucking gross.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:
Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.


Are you kidding?  The screaming and crying in pain are the best parts!


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
Dude...I was watching an amateur porn video on youporn once. At first, he was just fucking her vagina. Then he stuck it in her butt hole, and started going in and out. His dick started turning brown....it was fucking gross.


yeah, the asshole is not such a clean place.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with. 


which species of E.coli, its a generally harmless bacteria given a bad rep by the water incidents

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mojo]
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Anal is totally way fun and back when I was too young to get contraceptives without funny looks (or being told to fuck off as I didn't need them at my age) it was great.

I don't mind shit on my dick. I've slopped out cow pens and stables before, I've dealt with more shit than most people here. Didn't get any super nasty bacterial infection. Didn't get any parasites. Did make me wonder about the circle of life when basically, the food we eat, is last years shit.

Mmm, tasty food, grown in shit, becomes more shit, that becomes more food. Ergo, shit is tasty.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Visionary Tools]
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93
I love to recieve, but I have to be in practice.  When you do'nt do it for a while, the butt muscles begin to tense up and it hurts a good deal or takes a lot of effort to become penetratable.  I think the perfect fuck involves a little pain though, but not much.  Regardless, lot of lube!
In order to prevent poo, limit the session.  After a while, I think the body starts to react to all the movement down there and is tricked into preparing for a poop.  It's kinda annoying dealing with that stuff but it's worth it.  I do'nt eat for the entire day knowing when I'm gonna get some.  My current partner does'nt do anal though.  I miss it, but can definately do without for the time being.
Giving?  Not my thing as it's too painful for me.  My cock is'nt very flexible and is quite fragile.
93 93/93


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with. 


Ok Dr. Gumby.

I suppose anal sex is like drugs, set and setting.  It depends on who, where and when.

Cheers,
Dr. Hongos aka Clinical Psychologist


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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:bananabang:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: anyone420]
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Why the fuck would I want to fuck an asshole when their's a good pussy right beside it?  Does not compute.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
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never tried it, probably never will. :shrug: pussy works for me :thumbup:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:
Every woman I have had anal sex with has been nervous, uncomfortable, and in pain, which makes the experience not real enjoyable.  That, "Go slow.  Owwww. owww," is a big turn off.  So I've done it and I like the feeling of it, but just haven't had a partner that is all "Fuck my fucking ass" before.



That's a serious shame. It's a whole different experience when you're balls-deep in a girl's ass and she yells "OH GOD I'm gonna come!"

Also, as to the dirty asshole issue... most of the times I've done it, I haven't really ended up with shit-dick. Not to say that it's exactly sanitary...but... :shrug:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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Tried it with an ex, couldn't dig it at all. It's an asshole for christ sakes. I couldn't get over that fact. 
If I wanted to fuck asses I could just be gay, but I like pussy... not assholes.
Therefore, I stick with pussy. Pussy juices are nice. Shit dick is not. Asshole is an exit.
There is nothing wrong with a perfectly good vagina. That's where it belongs.

The end.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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I am kind of thinking the same, but I don't want to knock it before trying it.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
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Tried it twice only

Both times it just kind of felt like my dick was going to break. Not a fan.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomism]
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[quote]Voido said:
[quote]drken said:
Dont get me wrong he is a funny guy, just not a great actor. Smoke some bud and watch the movie, weed helps me pick out shitty acting. [/quote]

no your just stoned. stop smoking pot [/quote]

Edited by AScannerDarkly (08/06/08 07:06 AM)

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