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any suggestions?
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theres this girl that I see 1-2 times a week when I go get lunch.  I consider myself smooth but, with limited time because she works there, im straining for ideas.  Ive already chatted a bit with her but just joking around mostly.  I think she digs it but, like I said, I have like no time to read her cause I dont get to talk to ehr for any serious amout of time.  Is there anyway I can get an idea of how she would feel about me in a few mins?  Any ideas?  body language?

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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customer service people get PAID to be NICE,

you need to try and set up a time to see her when she is not obligated to be nice to you.

if you think she digs it take her out.  dont say "we should chil"

ask her out. pay for her shit, if she like you you will get laid.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Tell her the sight of her breasts excites you sexually.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I dont know dude, we were flirting a bit.  Got her name, gave her mine, made her blush with a comment.  I think its goog but, not positive.  I dont want this up.  the food is good LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Any more suggestions?  Help me the fuck out!

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I dont know dude, we were flirting a bit.  Got her name, gave her mine, made her blush with a comment.  I think its goog but, not positive.  I dont want this up.  the food is good LOOOOOOOOOOOL


No seriously, it is much better to pick up on her before work, after work, or during her lunch.  Ask her when her lunch hour is and take her to lunch.  You will have a lot more time and get a lot further.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I asked out a chick who worked at the subway I always used to get lunch at.  We had a nice date, but I botched it because she wanted to fuck but I didn't because I was kind of involved with another chick.  She was pissed and didn't want to see me anymore after that.  It made for slightly awkward lunch buying, but we both got over it.  So yeah, I say go for it, so long as you can handle potential awkwardness.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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ask her for her fucking number you fuckin pinhead!

You already got her name and made her  blush, get her fuckin number and plan a fuckin date.

damn...

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Anonymous said:
I asked out a chick who worked at the subway I always used to get lunch at.  We had a nice date, but I botched it because she wanted to fuck but I didn't because I was kind of involved with another chick.


you fucking idiot, you should be ashamed of your blatent faggotry.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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walk up and put your pud on the counter and see if she goes for it. if that doesn't work, grab your crotch and scream like michael jackson, start moonwalking towards her, jump on the counter and start spinning on your head, break dance style... with your penis out still of course. if she isn't aroused yet start peeing (while spinning on your head). that will effectively mark her, and the surrounding area as your territory. then you are free to walk off with the cash register and fuck her any time you please.

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Re: any suggestions? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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poop in her butt

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Anonymous said:
walk up and put your pud on the counter and see if she goes for it. if that doesn't work, grab your crotch and scream like michael jackson, start moonwalking towards her, jump on the counter and start spinning on your head, break dance style... with your penis out still of course. if she isn't aroused yet start peeing (while spinning on your head). that will effectively mark her, and the surrounding area as your territory. then you are free to walk off with the cash register and fuck her any time you please.


best advice yet

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