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Anonymous #1

Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs
    #7634754 - 11/14/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Try to resist the temptation to make them up

:popcorn:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7634763 - 11/14/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

when i first started using x i got naked in front of many many people

whoops


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Anonymous #3

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7634828 - 11/14/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i love beating off on mushrooms and acid


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Anonymous #1

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7634852 - 11/14/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This forum is useless


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Anonymous #3

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7634876 - 11/14/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

'part of the solution' != you


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Anonymous #4

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7634894 - 11/14/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

One of my good friends owned a town house. It was kind of our base of operations. He had a few safes bolted to the floor. So for selling dugs and shit it was a good base, it was centrally located in our operation area. Our thing at that time was doing Zorro's of Oxycontin and Cocaine. And then challenging each other to see who could do the biggest line of the mixture. (Zorro if you don't know 3 lines formed into a Z)

Well it was one of those nights, we just reupped and had shitloads of raw cocaine and name brand 80's. So the 4 of us started a line contest. We started out doing the norm like 6-8inchers. eventually we ended up seeing who could do a line that stretched the whole table which was about 3 1/2 feet. The line was made up of about 1-2g cocaine (cut so we didn'd OD) and 2-3 OC 80's. My first attempt was a failure, I couldn't manage it all in one breath. I did finish it but that wasn't the point. YOU HAD TO DO IT IN ONE BREATH. Steven, DID. So about 15 minutes later were all sweating beads, faces almost blue, and speed balling like a mother fucker. All of the sudden, Steven falls on the glass table and shatters it.

We all know he had to have OD'd, so were freaking out all fucked up and decide we MUST take him to the hospital and drop him on the door step. Were driving him there freaking the fuck out, he's completely out, and it didn't seem like he was breathing. So we get to the hospital and drop his ass on the door step and leave.

The next morning we all of course expecting the cops to come to our door, or his parents calling us telling us he OD'd and died. Then about 11am STEVEN comes walking thru the fucking door. Asking us what happened the night before, all he could remember was TRIPPING AND FALLING INTO THE TABLE, THEN WAKING UP IN THE BUSHES NEXT TO THE HOSPITAL. He tripped and knocked himself out on the table, must have woken up in all his fuckupness and dragged himself into the bushes where no one even saw him.

Funny shit, tho I shit my pants when it happened. We celebrated him still being alive with another round of Zorros.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7634980 - 11/14/07 12:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

You are more than lucky than you will ever begin to realize. It also makes you wonder about hospitals. Passed out people in the bushes with no one noticing.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635107 - 11/14/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I do have a real story to tell actually.

Me, a stripper, and two of my best friends decided to grab some acid and salvia one night. We head back to the stripper's place (she is a good friend by the way, not just some random stripper) and start smoking some salvia and drinking some beers. Everything is going absolutely fine. I had not dropped any acid, but my other friends had prior. They were beginning to come up and were generally enjoying themselves. Me and the stripper were playing fairy dress up and just acting silly, while one of my friends was just laying on the couch "counting the stars" and my other friend was beginning to act strange in the kitchen. My friend in the kitchen all of a sudden begins crying about how none of us really love him, especially me. He starts getting really dramatic, I've known him for a really long time and cared about guy, so it wasn't bothering me too much. I just wanted to make sure he was going to be ok that night. The stripper on one hand really did not like this kid and was making fun of him for acting like such a fag. Before we know it, he starts flipping out, he starts cutting himself with a knife all up and down his arms repeatedly. Just over and over, cutting himself. At this point we were just circled around him preparing for the worse. Then he takes off all of his clothes and is butt naked. He crouches into the corner of the kitchen, grabs a cork screw and starts shoving it into his ass hard. He's now bleeding out of his ass, shit and blood are showing up on the kitchen floor. He stands up with a cork screw lodged up his ass and walks toward the stripper, she freaks out, grabs an iron (like you use to iron clothes with) and slams him in the side of the face. He is immediately knocked out cold. Me, the stripper, and my other friend gather on the porch to talk about what we are going to do with him, we were probably out there for about 20min.

We come back inside, our friend isn't on the floor anymore... The freezer door is open and ALL of the remaining acid has been eaten (about 10 hits). Her roommates bedroom had been rummaged through, her jewelry and prescription pills were stolen. We notice that the front door to the house is wide open and that all of his clothes are still in the kitchen. It became apparent to us, that our friend was now running naked through the city, cut up and bleeding, while on 12 hits of acid and who knows what and how many pills. We just sit around freaked the fuck out. We sit and sit and sit, smoking ciagrettes, not knowing what to do.

About 6am I get a phone call from an unknown number, too afraid to pick up the phone I just wait for a voice mail to be left. It's our friend referring to himself as Patrick (American Psycho was one of his favorite books) and in this sinister tone rambles about how he is on to me and is going to kill me. He starts blabbering about a shit load of non-sense as well, like how he has been working for the FBI all these years, and this week was the final moment in ths investigation and he had all the evidence he needed. Just creepy shit like that for about 10min.

One week later, I get a call from him, he doesn't remember a fucking thing. It was like all of this had never happened. He just has this complete blank in his memory of those two days.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635180 - 11/14/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

He reamed himself with a corkscrew in the ass....thats priceless.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7635267 - 11/14/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

To give my story some more life, here is a pic of the kid who put the cork up his bum and a pic of the stripper who hit him.





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Anonymous #6

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635276 - 11/14/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

mmmm that stripper is high speed.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635288 - 11/14/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i know who you are

more pics of stripper plz olive


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Anonymous #5

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7635293 - 11/14/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha,

and WHO are you?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7635294 - 11/14/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

^ Agreed...

You got sloppy. Now pics of the stripper....


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Anonymous #5

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7635296 - 11/14/07 01:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

how did you know it was me anyway. anonymous don't seem quite anonymous anymore


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Anonymous #6

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635368 - 11/14/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Anonymous #1

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7635374 - 11/14/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
how did you know it was me anyway. anonymous don't seem quite anonymous anymore




File location:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h248/oliveplume/corkboy.jpg


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Anonymous #3

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7635375 - 11/14/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa


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Anonymous #6

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7635382 - 11/14/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Now. Show me the stripper.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7635429 - 11/14/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yea, we need better pics


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