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Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs
#7634754 - 11/14/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try to resist the temptation to make them up
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7634763 - 11/14/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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when i first started using x i got naked in front of many many people
whoops
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7634828 - 11/14/07 12:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i love beating off on mushrooms and acid
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7634852 - 11/14/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This forum is useless
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7634876 - 11/14/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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'part of the solution' != you
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7634894 - 11/14/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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One of my good friends owned a town house. It was kind of our base of operations. He had a few safes bolted to the floor. So for selling dugs and shit it was a good base, it was centrally located in our operation area. Our thing at that time was doing Zorro's of Oxycontin and Cocaine. And then challenging each other to see who could do the biggest line of the mixture. (Zorro if you don't know 3 lines formed into a Z)
Well it was one of those nights, we just reupped and had shitloads of raw cocaine and name brand 80's. So the 4 of us started a line contest. We started out doing the norm like 6-8inchers. eventually we ended up seeing who could do a line that stretched the whole table which was about 3 1/2 feet. The line was made up of about 1-2g cocaine (cut so we didn'd OD) and 2-3 OC 80's. My first attempt was a failure, I couldn't manage it all in one breath. I did finish it but that wasn't the point. YOU HAD TO DO IT IN ONE BREATH. Steven, DID. So about 15 minutes later were all sweating beads, faces almost blue, and speed balling like a mother fucker. All of the sudden, Steven falls on the glass table and shatters it.
We all know he had to have OD'd, so were freaking out all fucked up and decide we MUST take him to the hospital and drop him on the door step. Were driving him there freaking the fuck out, he's completely out, and it didn't seem like he was breathing. So we get to the hospital and drop his ass on the door step and leave.
The next morning we all of course expecting the cops to come to our door, or his parents calling us telling us he OD'd and died. Then about 11am STEVEN comes walking thru the fucking door. Asking us what happened the night before, all he could remember was TRIPPING AND FALLING INTO THE TABLE, THEN WAKING UP IN THE BUSHES NEXT TO THE HOSPITAL. He tripped and knocked himself out on the table, must have woken up in all his fuckupness and dragged himself into the bushes where no one even saw him.
Funny shit, tho I shit my pants when it happened. We celebrated him still being alive with another round of Zorros.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7634980 - 11/14/07 12:50 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You are more than lucky than you will ever begin to realize. It also makes you wonder about hospitals. Passed out people in the bushes with no one noticing.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635107 - 11/14/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I do have a real story to tell actually.
Me, a stripper, and two of my best friends decided to grab some acid and salvia one night. We head back to the stripper's place (she is a good friend by the way, not just some random stripper) and start smoking some salvia and drinking some beers. Everything is going absolutely fine. I had not dropped any acid, but my other friends had prior. They were beginning to come up and were generally enjoying themselves. Me and the stripper were playing fairy dress up and just acting silly, while one of my friends was just laying on the couch "counting the stars" and my other friend was beginning to act strange in the kitchen. My friend in the kitchen all of a sudden begins crying about how none of us really love him, especially me. He starts getting really dramatic, I've known him for a really long time and cared about guy, so it wasn't bothering me too much. I just wanted to make sure he was going to be ok that night. The stripper on one hand really did not like this kid and was making fun of him for acting like such a fag. Before we know it, he starts flipping out, he starts cutting himself with a knife all up and down his arms repeatedly. Just over and over, cutting himself. At this point we were just circled around him preparing for the worse. Then he takes off all of his clothes and is butt naked. He crouches into the corner of the kitchen, grabs a cork screw and starts shoving it into his ass hard. He's now bleeding out of his ass, shit and blood are showing up on the kitchen floor. He stands up with a cork screw lodged up his ass and walks toward the stripper, she freaks out, grabs an iron (like you use to iron clothes with) and slams him in the side of the face. He is immediately knocked out cold. Me, the stripper, and my other friend gather on the porch to talk about what we are going to do with him, we were probably out there for about 20min.
We come back inside, our friend isn't on the floor anymore... The freezer door is open and ALL of the remaining acid has been eaten (about 10 hits). Her roommates bedroom had been rummaged through, her jewelry and prescription pills were stolen. We notice that the front door to the house is wide open and that all of his clothes are still in the kitchen. It became apparent to us, that our friend was now running naked through the city, cut up and bleeding, while on 12 hits of acid and who knows what and how many pills. We just sit around freaked the fuck out. We sit and sit and sit, smoking ciagrettes, not knowing what to do.
About 6am I get a phone call from an unknown number, too afraid to pick up the phone I just wait for a voice mail to be left. It's our friend referring to himself as Patrick (American Psycho was one of his favorite books) and in this sinister tone rambles about how he is on to me and is going to kill me. He starts blabbering about a shit load of non-sense as well, like how he has been working for the FBI all these years, and this week was the final moment in ths investigation and he had all the evidence he needed. Just creepy shit like that for about 10min.
One week later, I get a call from him, he doesn't remember a fucking thing. It was like all of this had never happened. He just has this complete blank in his memory of those two days.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635180 - 11/14/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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He reamed himself with a corkscrew in the ass....thats priceless.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7635267 - 11/14/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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To give my story some more life, here is a pic of the kid who put the cork up his bum and a pic of the stripper who hit him.

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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635276 - 11/14/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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mmmm that stripper is high speed.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635288 - 11/14/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i know who you are
more pics of stripper plz olive
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7635293 - 11/14/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha,
and WHO are you?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7635294 - 11/14/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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^ Agreed...
You got sloppy. Now pics of the stripper....
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7635296 - 11/14/07 01:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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how did you know it was me anyway. anonymous don't seem quite anonymous anymore
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635368 - 11/14/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635374 - 11/14/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: how did you know it was me anyway. anonymous don't seem quite anonymous anymore
File location:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h248/oliveplume/corkboy.jpg
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7635375 - 11/14/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7635382 - 11/14/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now. Show me the stripper.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7635429 - 11/14/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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yea, we need better pics
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7635468 - 11/14/07 02:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hehe good stories...
MORE!
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7635496 - 11/14/07 02:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I got high and drank goats milk and consumed goat cheese.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7635535 - 11/14/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll post just this one, but not anymore. I would feel like a shitty friend putting her pictures up on the internet for kids to jerk off to. Sorry
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635575 - 11/14/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7635585 - 11/14/07 03:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I fuckd
\ Iwason cocaine.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7635766 - 11/14/07 03:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: I'll post just this one, but not anymore. I would feel like a shitty friend putting her pictures up on the internet for kids to jerk off to. Sorry
if you don't post more pics i'm gonna jack off to this pic! upload more or i cum!
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7636256 - 11/14/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i want to see pictures of your cock
peace out dm
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7636455 - 11/14/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Once in a while I jerk off when I'm tripping.
That's really the worst thing I've ever done on drugs, makes me pretty glad I avoid certain drugs.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7636472 - 11/14/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Once in a while I jerk off when I'm tripping.
That's really the worst thing I've ever done on drugs, makes me pretty glad I avoid certain drugs.
Your a big fat faggot.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7636666 - 11/14/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sorry, did you just get home from sucking dick for heroin?
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7638881 - 11/15/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: I'll post just this one, but not anymore. I would feel like a shitty friend putting her pictures up on the internet for kids to jerk off to. Sorry
if you don't post more pics i'm gonna jack off to this pic! upload more or i cum!
ewww a girl
peace out dm
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7639096 - 11/15/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i told you to upload more or i'd do it!
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7639448 - 11/15/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7639909 - 11/15/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow....
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7640171 - 11/15/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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LMFAO.... EggSellent.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7640242 - 11/15/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drank a whole pot of coffee, then I pissed a lot.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7645758 - 11/16/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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About 2 years ago, I was up at a shitty town in northern BC working. I was going out to the bars that night, so i grabbed the remainder of my E stash and headed out to the strippers. Drinking...Drinking.. On to the next bar... then i remember bumping into a waitress and then somehow i got kicked out of the bar for stealing the tip cup. I took a shuttle van to the other club in town and ran into some friends there. Kinda gets fuzzy after that, but i woke up at about 6am on a sunday in the mall in town and had lost my wallet somewhere. Somehow i broke into this shitty little mall. All the stores had the gates locking their entrance. The doors of the mall were all locked, until i wandered around to find the one that i could get out. I assume that would have been my entry point. No idea how or why i found my way into the mall. Cops phoned me a couple days later to tell me that they found my wallet.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7646608 - 11/17/07 02:57 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: i told you to upload more or i'd do it!
ahahha...I wanked it to the other one to each there own
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11570237 - 12/02/09 02:05 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I was 21, I decided to visit a buddy of mine who went to school at Winona State. I had to work that day, so by the time I got there it was already past 10pm, and all my friends were already wasted. So on the way to the bar, we decided to stop at a liquor store to pick up afterbar supplies. I grabbed a pint of crown, and stashed it in my jacket pocket.
The first bar we went to had a $1 special on kamikazes. I had about 5-6 plus a couple of beers in an hour, and my friends decided they wanted to go to a different bar. The next bar we went to had 1L long islands for $2. I had 6 of them in less than 2 hours (prob closer to an hour). My last memory was setting my 6th long island on the bar. The 6 friends that I was with said that after that I just vanished. I woke up in the emergency room, with 2 black eyes and an IV in my arm at 5:00am. The nurses asked me where I lived, and I told them I was staying with a friend at 419 Franklin. Luckily I lived off of Franklin ave in Minneapolis at the time, and 419 is an easy number to remember, or I would never have remembered his address. Anyway, the nurse said that since I was sober enough to remember my friend's address, she would release me. If I hadn't woken up at that time, they were getting ready to send me to Rochester.
I took a cab to my buddy's place, and when I walked in, I noticed that I still had the bottle of Crown in my pocket. I ran around the house waking everyone up to let them know that I had made it through detox with a bottle of Whiskey! I found out later that I was in the ER, not detox, and a month later a bill arrived at my house for a $1300 ambulance ride that I didn't remember taking...
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Anonymous #18
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #17]
#11572067 - 12/02/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i lol'ed
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #18]
#11572503 - 12/02/09 08:15 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I took some XHDSA-33l-Oxy-JDA-22-HCL-dietherone and raped my grandma.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #19]
#11572510 - 12/02/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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too many to tell
god damn
it just gets greasy out there
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #20]
#11573599 - 12/02/09 10:33 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Okay, so I lived with this cokehead once upon a time...
Our dude that had all the yayo connects was stayin' there too (Kevin), and the cokehead, let's call him "Scott", had all these benzo and opiate connections, and I was the weed guy, I always kept at least an ounce in a lockbox in my room. We had a shitty, shitty house, let me tell ya.
There was this black cat that Scott kept letting inside the house, because it was a stray and he was an animal lover. I had already taken one dog we tried to keep that destroyed a buncha books to the pound, and this cat was on the same road. Every day for the past week, consistently, the cat had shat in the tub.
Nasty, garbage-y, foul, stray cat shit ALL in my fuckin' tub.
Anyways, we had stayed up from the night before fucked up on klonopins, bong rips, and constant key bumps. So me and Kevin were sittin' in the living room, doin' key bumps smokin' a blunt watchin' Repo Man with Emilio Estevez, when I said
"man, I swear to god if that cat shits in the tub again we should just kill it"
Kevin replies: "I'm fixin' to, I'm tired of that shit. I think it's sick anyway..."
The next morning, no sleep, but a few movies and a sunrise later, Kevin finds cat shit in the tub.
He then proceeds to bait the cat to the back door with calls of: "Here kitty kitty kitty" and the shaking of a food bag.
I am paying attention, but I don't think he's going to kill it, I just figure he'll lure it close and kick it or throw water at it or something.
When the cat shows up on the back porch, Kevin comes back inside and puts on a pair of those long, yellow dishwashin' gloves, and picks up an old, blunt, folding buck knife with a serration and about a four inch blade.
At this point I become worried.
Feeling kind of scared, and curled up on the couch in the living room, I can hear the beginning sounds of a cat in the throes of struggle, I'm feeling bad for what's happening, but what am I to do? I hear more violent cat squawlin' and I decide to save the beast before it's too late. So I run to the backdoor and just as I throw my head out and say "C'mon man! Let it go!"
My friend kevin turns his head from choking and stabbing to say "It's too late..."
I see the puddle of blood under the struggling creature, and Kevin's hand at its throat, his knife twisting at the underside of its jaw.
(There's gotta be at LEAST a gallon of blood in a cat.)
I run back to couch in the living room, and start snorting at part of a chunk I had broke up on a mirror.
Kevin put the beast in a pillow case, and then a garbage bag, after about another 10 minutes of shallow stabs, and futile struggle.
I have been trying to erase the memory of that day since.
Probably the single most traumatizing event of my life (and I was there when they turned off my mom's life support) no one should have to hear or see someone murder a stray cat with a dull knife.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #21]
#11573736 - 12/02/09 10:53 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
(There's gotta be at LEAST a gallon of blood in a cat.)
i almost fell out my chair
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #20]
#11573741 - 12/02/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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laughing
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #21]
#11573795 - 12/02/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #19]
#11573967 - 12/02/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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yes it sure is
reminds me of some of the times DSG did stupid things
like the time that he smoked meth for like a week straight
then he went out by the barn and saw jesus there
jesus told him what he was doing was wrong
so daniel just fell to his knees and began to weep
oh the humor
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #21]
#11574078 - 12/02/09 11:40 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #21 said: Okay, so I lived with this cokehead once upon a time...
Our dude that had all the yayo connects was stayin' there too (Kevin), and the cokehead, let's call him "Scott", had all these benzo and opiate connections, and I was the weed guy, I always kept at least an ounce in a lockbox in my room. We had a shitty, shitty house, let me tell ya.
There was this black cat that Scott kept letting inside the house, because it was a stray and he was an animal lover. I had already taken one dog we tried to keep that destroyed a buncha books to the pound, and this cat was on the same road. Every day for the past week, consistently, the cat had shat in the tub.
Nasty, garbage-y, foul, stray cat shit ALL in my fuckin' tub.
Anyways, we had stayed up from the night before fucked up on klonopins, bong rips, and constant key bumps. So me and Kevin were sittin' in the living room, doin' key bumps smokin' a blunt watchin' Repo Man with Emilio Estevez, when I said
"man, I swear to god if that cat shits in the tub again we should just kill it"
Kevin replies: "I'm fixin' to, I'm tired of that shit. I think it's sick anyway..."
The next morning, no sleep, but a few movies and a sunrise later, Kevin finds cat shit in the tub.
He then proceeds to bait the cat to the back door with calls of: "Here kitty kitty kitty" and the shaking of a food bag.
I am paying attention, but I don't think he's going to kill it, I just figure he'll lure it close and kick it or throw water at it or something.
When the cat shows up on the back porch, Kevin comes back inside and puts on a pair of those long, yellow dishwashin' gloves, and picks up an old, blunt, folding buck knife with a serration and about a four inch blade.
At this point I become worried.
Feeling kind of scared, and curled up on the couch in the living room, I can hear the beginning sounds of a cat in the throes of struggle, I'm feeling bad for what's happening, but what am I to do? I hear more violent cat squawlin' and I decide to save the beast before it's too late. So I run to the backdoor and just as I throw my head out and say "C'mon man! Let it go!"
My friend kevin turns his head from choking and stabbing to say "It's too late..."
I see the puddle of blood under the struggling creature, and Kevin's hand at its throat, his knife twisting at the underside of its jaw.
(There's gotta be at LEAST a gallon of blood in a cat.)
I run back to couch in the living room, and start snorting at part of a chunk I had broke up on a mirror.
Kevin put the beast in a pillow case, and then a garbage bag, after about another 10 minutes of shallow stabs, and futile struggle.
I have been trying to erase the memory of that day since.
Probably the single most traumatizing event of my life (and I was there when they turned off my mom's life support) no one should have to hear or see someone murder a stray cat with a dull knife.
BTW y'all, this story is Gospel Truth, let it be a lesson to you. Cocaine and benzos can turn you into a cold, unforgiving killer. Oh yeah "Kevin" went on later to take it up the ass for coke and then he joined the army after he robbed his childhood church. Also fuckin' true.
-Mchaggis
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11574390 - 12/03/09 12:35 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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While hippi flipping, I borrowed a dollar from a stranger.
Bought a condom, and jacked off in a public washroom.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #22]
#11574406 - 12/03/09 12:38 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wiped my ass with my hand while high as fuck, I thought i had shit my pants and had to look.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #23]
#11574731 - 12/03/09 02:20 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #23 said: I wiped my ass with my hand while high as fuck, I thought i had shit my pants and had to look.
Saying you 'wiped your ass' implies that you DID shit your pants, does it not?
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #19]
#11575924 - 12/03/09 10:27 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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One time at a festival I was so fucked up on molly and acid I couldn't even make it to the bathroom to take a shit. I was very confused and high to the point my brain was actually frying.. Goodtimes goodtimes..
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #24]
#11576312 - 12/03/09 11:47 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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While on a good dose of amps one day, swim was pondering sex while doing his daily routine. Though not unusual, the thought of sex and the high from the amps got swim really aroused.
He had been thinking all day about spending some one on one time with his schlong and trying to have the best orgasm he ever had. Swim is an avid masturbator and sex expert. It's his specialty.
He and his wife share a large lock box full of bedroom accessories in their closet. All day, swim had been thinking about what toys he could use, what lube and which videos he could watch to achieve full maximum erotic pleasure.
When swim got home that evening, he had several hours to himself. Knowing that a little simulation of the ol' prostate was in order, swim turned on the shower and pulled out the enema kit from under the sink. After washing up and shaving his taint and balls, SWIM gave his colon a good rinsing.
After getting out of the shower swim lubed his brown eye up with some slick lube and started working his sphincter loose with a small dildo. After some time, he got the stretch he needed to insert a medium sized vibrating plug, and then popped in a DVD of some really hardcore DP porn with his favorite actresses..
After slowly rubbing some heating oil into his shaft, swim used a sewing needle to pierce his foresking in a copule of places. This made swim heart race with pleasure in synergy with the amps he was on. After a few pricks in his prick, his member was at full attention.
Swim slipped on an adjustable lasso around his balls and the base of his cock and continued to give it a long lengthy good slow massage. After about 30 minutes of this, swin reached in his chest of goodies and pulled out an open ended cyberskin masturbating sleeve and lubed it up and slipped it over his lassoed erection.
The sensations from the pocket pussy, and the rock hard erection from having his cock and balls bound put swim on the edge of blowing his wad too early. He still had a couple of hours to kill. He slipped in another DVD and continued his evening self loving session. With the sensitivity getting almost unbearable, swim back off for a minute and massaged his the head sticking out of his masturbating sleve with two fingers while the pleasure toned down to a manageable level.
Swim knew he wouldn't last much longer, the vibration in his anus had his stiffie longer than ever, and the lasso kept it hard as steel. The cyberskin felt soooo wonderful moving up and down his shaft, he didnt think it could feel any better. In order to achieve the best orgasm he could, swim had one more trick up his sleve. He reached in his box of naughties and pulled out a 7 inch vibrating urethral sound. When the light gleamed off the surgical stainless still of one of swim's most loved devices, he almost blew his load upon sight of it.
He lubed up his pee hole and inserted the vibrating tip and then wiht the wieght of the device, he let is slide deeper and deeper into his shaft, expanding the width of his cock from the inside out. Once it reached his sweet spot, the turned on the vibes.
Swim looked up at the vido he was watching and it was at one of the naughtiest scenes on the dvd where a girl was getting pounded in her ass while doing the 69 with another girl. The guy on the movie kept going from ass to the other girls mouth laying underneath.
After 10 seconds of watching this with all the stimulation swim was recieving, his legs started to shake and his ass clenched the plug tightly. His dick turned a bright shade of red and he started to spasm. Swim took a deep breath and pulled out the urethral toy and squirted a shot of cum halway across the room, then another, and spunk wads kept flying.
Swim was in ecstacy. He layed on his side and removed the plug and the sleeve and the lasso. His body was still surging in ecstacy and his heart was pounding and the amps were really kicking in now. Swim opened the top drawer on his dresser and pulled out a cracker and a balloon and filled up a large hit of Nitrous. He grabbed his cock tight as he took a few inhales of nitrous, the furiously fapped his still erect member while watching the two girls on his screen finish off the actor. He came again immediatley.
But it felt too good to stop. Swim reached over and grabbed his urethral sound and inserted it again and continued to furiously fap without regard to the weight of the utrethral sound wiggling too and fro, stretching his pee hole even larger. The sensation of having it stretched felt so good, swim started to blow another load. He took the sound back out and inserted teh tip of his little finger and masturbated fast and hard while trying to force his little finger into his pee hole. Just as the tip went in, the feeling of the pain and the pleasure sent swim over the edge and he immediatley came again....
This time. he was spent. He laid in his floor with trembling afterglow feeling like he was on cloud 9 and like he was a little school girl slut at the same time. Swim had totally surrendered himself to his quest for pleasure. Swim cleaned up and thought about what the amphetamines had just driven him to do. He felt a little ashamed, knowing that he devours every ounce of pleasure he can create for himself. His balls ached, there were a couple of tiny bruises on his penis, and it hurt his piss opening when pee'd. But after another bump of speed, swim was ready to spend another hour with just him and his bird.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#11576460 - 12/03/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol you pulled that from hustler hollywood.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #20]
#11576490 - 12/03/09 12:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nah. That's all swim baby. Try googling any of those phrases. You'll see.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#11576500 - 12/03/09 12:30 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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one time i stole a boat and when i was done going around in it, i sank it. i wasn't even fuckin high.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #20]
#11576798 - 12/03/09 01:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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what kinda boat was it?
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#11577864 - 12/03/09 04:16 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: what kinda boat was it?
BTW I can't believe I read that whole jack-off spiel
I feel kinda violated now...
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #6]
#11578069 - 12/03/09 04:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: what kinda boat was it?
a little center console with a ~100hp mercury on it.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11578214 - 12/03/09 05:01 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i killed a man with my bare hands
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #21]
#11579797 - 12/03/09 08:26 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #21 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: what kinda boat was it?
BTW I can't believe I read that whole jack-off spiel
I feel kinda violated now...
I think I would rather watch the scene in Saw II where the girl jumps into the pit of syringes, for all eternity, rather than finish that story... I just started muttering "what the fucking fuck... fuck!" and then when he started talking about shoving things in his urethra I gave up.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Tell me fucked up depraved stories about you on drugs [Re: Anonymous #19]
#11580460 - 12/03/09 10:13 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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thats exactly the point where i pressed on
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