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Anonymous #1

I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg
    #8234280 - 04/03/08 04:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

and I plan on going out to a bar and using it tonight.

I think she is down.

it has 10 modes, but you have to cycle through them before it turns back into the off position. I wanted something so I could just give her little bursts of vibration but I guess she is going to have to endure me flipping through them and counting to eleven in my head.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8234286 - 04/03/08 04:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

haha good times


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Anonymous #3

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8234328 - 04/03/08 04:54 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

you're gonna fuck up the count and leave your girlfriend blushing at the bar.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8234445 - 04/03/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Oh man that's awesome. Let us know how it goes.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8237172 - 04/04/08 06:16 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I would love to do that with my husband. Wish he came up with ideas like that.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8237688 - 04/04/08 10:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Well maybe you could come with the ideas and tell him yourself, don't you think?

Why the hell do women always think men have to do the moves.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8237716 - 04/04/08 10:37 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Let me rephrase that, I wish my husband would be willing to do that kind of thing.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8237736 - 04/04/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

He most than likely is, you just have to ask/find the correct thing.

I'd totally do that with my hypothetical wife, have her cum everywhere at the touch of a button? :awesome:


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Anonymous #5

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8237786 - 04/04/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

If I did buy one of those I could see him using on me during "not good times" like talking to his mother or when I'm carrying about 3 bags of groceries. He'd find it funny more than exciting.


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Anonymous #7

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8237938 - 04/04/08 11:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

My girl has one of those. Hers has a cord on it though. It's great to use during sex. Just stick it in her vagina before your penis and crank it up. We also have a cock ring that it fits into, which works perfect because it vibrates right on the clit during sex.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8238081 - 04/04/08 12:22 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
If I did buy one of those I could see him using on me during "not good times" like talking to his mother or when I'm carrying about 3 bags of groceries.  He'd find it funny more than exciting.




And so would I, you just need to grow a sense of humor :heavymetal:


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Anonymous #5

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8238136 - 04/04/08 12:43 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:razz:


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Anonymous #8

Re: I bought my girl a remote controlled vibrating egg [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8238648 - 04/04/08 03:12 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
and I plan on going out to a bar and using it tonight.

I think she is down.

it has 10 modes, but you have to cycle through them before it turns back into the off position. I wanted something so I could just give her little bursts of vibration but I guess she is going to have to endure me flipping through them and counting to eleven in my head.




You must be a very small man.....


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