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trip to South Africa
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I'm going to South Africa to see my family there for two weeks starting tomorrow.

I haven't even started packing yet.

Aaaarrgh.


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Enlil said:
You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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South Africa is Waterworld2.
I mean, flamethrowers on the bottoms of cars to prevent car theft?
After apartheid fell the natives started sacrificing animals in the street, leaving entrails everywhere, and cutting off the genitalia of children for use in black magic.
Like I said, South Africa=Waterworld2


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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:goodluck: sounds cool

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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MapleLeafs]
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I've been there before, 14 or 15 years ago when I was seven.

I'm expecting things to be a bit different this time... it should be interesting.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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dont forget to buy a couple pounds of cheap cannabis & mail it to yourself , and mail me some to :wink:

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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MapleLeafs]
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the women in S.Africa are beautiful especially the black ladies please do stop by and sample the local flavor....:heart:


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MarioTrip]
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As long as you like a helping of HIV with your orgasm.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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I was just about to say.

To be honest I've got a raging case of jungle fever, so it might be hard.

This girl I dated last night has told me three or four times not to have sex while I'm there, I'm wondering if I should tell her to do the same... :smirk:


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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no glove no love


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MarioTrip]
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I think it even says on the condom package that use of the condom does not guarantee the prevention of the spread of the HIV.
I would skip the jungle sex.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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no its totally worth it! blackchicks know how to grind unlike white dairy queen cashier trash:eek:


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MarioTrip]
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LOL, I've never slept with "white dairy queen cashier trash".
All the white girls I've slept with have been well educated and from affluent families.
Lets see...
1) law school chick, daughter of lawyers
2) artist-hippy girl from super rich family of doctors and pharmacists
3) banker, daughter of physicist and artist
4) another banker
5) bio major daughter of some rich ass government contractor
etc...
Maybe you've slept with white trash, but I like to keep my shit clean, and I have expensive taste.
I will also sleep with Asians, as long as their family is well off (which most Asians I meet are) but have not done so in a couple years.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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Well, I'll certainly make sure to get some eyefuls if nothing else :smirk:

Funny how this turned into an argument over black chicks vs. white trash :lol:


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
LOL, I've never slept with "white dairy queen cashier trash".
All the white girls I've slept with have been well educated and from affluent families.
Lets see...
1) law school chick, daughter of lawyers
2) artist-hippy girl from super rich family of doctors and pharmacists
3) banker, daughter of physicist and artist
4) another banker
5) bio major daughter of some rich ass government contractor
etc...
Maybe you've slept with white trash, but I like to keep my shit clean, and I have expensive taste.
I will also sleep with Asians, as long as their family is well off (which most Asians I meet are) but have not done so in a couple years.


:piss:


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The streets are inhibited
By cut throat niggas just like me
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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: MarioTrip]
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MarioTrip said:
:piss:


Never actually done that but a girl asked me to once.
A guy offered to pay me to do it.
I turned both of them down.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: DragonChaser]
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Wow, so the country is as weird as I expected. I figured it would be fun, since I would be visiting family. Wrong.

Turns out my cousin is a total bitch. Left me in the middle of unfamiliar territory because I took two minutes too long to finish my breakfast.

I wasn't expecting a red carpet or anything, I understand people are probably tense and have their own shit to worry about, but that really sucked.

Fuck her, I still saw some pretty interesting sights, had some good times with my REAL family.

I get back on the plane tomorrow night, and I make a stopover in Leiden, NL on the way back. Can't wait to return to the land of tulips and hash.


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Re: trip to South Africa [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Tchan909 said:
Turns out my cousin is a total bitch. Left me in the middle of unfamiliar territory because I took two minutes too long to finish my breakfast


Sounds like someone needs to be staked out and left for the lions...


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