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Jumping Jack Shrew
    #845040 - 08/26/02 07:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

So, the Raccoon meanders across town to check on the greenhouse.

While eyballing the various containers, out of the corner of his eye, he thinks he see's a shroom jumping about 6 inches high in a aquaruim of F+ shrooms.

Thinking -- are you stoned or what?

The Raccoon moves in for a closer inspection of the fish tank.

The first thing he notes is a dime size hole in the cling wrap tank top.

He kneels closer to the tank, peering through the glass.

For a moment he see's nothing, then from behind a shroom -- he spots a "shrew" peering back at him - with beady little eyes!

Both of us are now thinking " WTF?"

What happens next is akin to a Keystone Cop antic.

Have you ever tried to catch a "shrew" in a 25 gallon fish tank, that has a thick first flush growing all over inside it.

Needless to say, the Shrew lost the battle. But he didnt give up easy, running, jumping, dodgeing & trying to dig his way out through the substrate, then when cornered, standing to fight (better than many men would -- given the size differance).

The shrew deserved to die, but he was set free -- instead -- far outside.

The greenhouse now has mouse traps installed for summary exicution for the next little varmit that invades.

What gets the Raccoon is; How that tiny SOB scaled the side of a glass aquarium, almost 2 feet tall?

Wish I would have had the camera with me. This would have made a hell of a picture.

This is certainly off topic. The Mod can delete -- if desired.


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Re: Jumping Jack Shrew [Re: SixTango]
    #845077 - 08/26/02 07:19 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)


You have just told your first Moe Howard story!!!

And you did a great job at it too!!

too funny!!

Laterz, Road

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Re: Jumping Jack Shrew [Re: Roadkill]
    #845137 - 08/26/02 07:45 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I bet 20 bucks the little bugger jumped up there. They are intense little critters as you found out. Thus the "Taminf of the shrew".

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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Re: Jumping Jack Shrew [Re: SixTango]
    #845186 - 08/26/02 08:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Thats freakin crazy man!

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