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Zit in my nose!
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Mother fucker. I've had this small red blemish on the side of my nose for a few days. I woke up today and it turns out that I have a zit INSIDE my nose. It hurts like hell and isn't popable... And it makes me look like a clown because my nose is all swollen and red on one side.

Anyone have any ideas about what I should do? Any secret home remedies?

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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Pop it.  I've turned a nostril inside out before to get rid of those little fuckers.  You're gonna tear up like a little girl though, but that's to be expected with nose zits.  :yesnod:

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Newbie]
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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Jack Albertson]
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Squeeze that bitch!


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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: gENERIX]
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snort something sharp that will get it :bigblunt: ahahahah


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Newbie]
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Bahhhh I was afraid that was the only solution. I'll try it after a hot shower. Hopefully that will soften it up and it won't hurt so bad.

Also, I fail to see how Johnny Depp will help the zit in my nose :confused:

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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crybaby


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Jack Albertson]
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What I have done in the past Gumby is get a q-tip with some rubbing alcohol and rub it a few times a day and it should go away in a few days.


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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Mother fucker. I've had this small red blemish on the side of my nose for a few days. I woke up today and it turns out that I have a zit INSIDE my nose. It hurts like hell and isn't popable... And it makes me look like a clown because my nose is all swollen and red on one side.

Anyone have any ideas about what I should do? Any secret home remedies?

Yep got one too, they come rarely but you cant do nothing but let it pass, unless you really want to maim your face and dig it out which is not advised because these bastards hurt just to touch. Cant even blow yur nose


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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: misterdogman]
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Hot shower softened it up. I popped it. Hurt like hell. Now if only my nose wasn't a bright red beacon.

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Hot shower softened it up. I popped it. Hurt like hell. Now if only my nose wasn't a bright red beacon.

If only it was christmans time you could get a side job with Santa, damn dumb luck.lol.


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While driving my overpowered car around tight corners like a maniac all my friends yell out. Hey man slow down, we might Wreck. I reply, Shut up, I drive like Dale Earnhardt. They all look around at each other and laugh. Then one asks me. Hey wait, isnt he dead? Well yeah he is I said. Then I drive like Junior I mumble, while I promptly slow down.
"Everyday is opposite day. Everything I say is opposite of what you think I am saying. So if I say something and you think I mean one thing it is the opposite of what I am really trying to say. I actually mean another thing other than what you are thinking I am saying. Get it? Good because that's what I meant".
"You may defeat me, you may even destroy me, But you will never CONQUER me"!

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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take a bandana and soak it in vodka apply to said welt...
swelling will abate and clown nose shall turn into normal freak nose....alcohol eats oil microbes... me smart....


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"the way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death"

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: 5150]
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those suck

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Sundrop]
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Maybe it's cancer


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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Maybe it's cancer


Id get a second opinion.


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I told Althea that treachery was tearing me limb from limb
Althea told me cool down boy, settle back, easy Jim

Forever Grateful

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: 5150]
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Think isopropyl will do the same thing? I just popped that fucker again and teared up like crazy. Not only because of reflex, but because it hurt so damn bad. Christ.

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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I'm jealous. I haven't gotten a good popper in a few months.


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check out my music!
drowse in prison and your waking will be but loss

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Gumby]
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oh ya that shit will make you cry

those painful blind pimples are the WORST

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: Atheist]
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Your lucky you didn't get a zit on one of your nuts. Happens to me every once and a while.

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Re: Zit in my nose! [Re: biggysmall]
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Well those should be easy to pop right? Skin is very easy to move around.

... But on the nuts? I've had ingrown hairs on the shaft, but never on the sack itself.

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