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My theory on Jesus
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Mary was impregnated by a highly advanced alien civilization to show humans the ways of the universe. When one looks into the theory of Christianity with alien goggles the story makes a hell of a lot more sense. Thoughts?


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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
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no dude mary was a prostitute, jeez didnt u read the frikin davinchi code? :tongue:

idk tho, they had ink/pen back then so if there were aliens wouldnt it of been recorded?


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The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else! ~Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: Felinor]
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I've always been half-tempted to believe this interpretation is correct. I have a half-hazy recollection of there being mention in some of the Gospels suppressed by the Catholic Church of some strange things relating to Jesus such as him having marble-hard skin to the touch--spacesuit perhaps? And then of course there are the traditional parallels of the pillar of fire and smoke being God/a spaceship. Seems more plausible than the whole son of god explanation, IMO.


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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: deCypher]
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i dig it.


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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: Ginseng1]
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You guys got it all wrong. Mary was like 14 when she got pregnant and got scared like any teenager would. A poor shepherd boy took her virginity, but she wanted the stability of the older Joseph so she made up a story.

Joseph had few prospects with his hook nose and all and Mary was pretty damn hot, so he let the story slide.


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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I think miss Marry had sex with a man!
*gasps from all corners of the earth*
Duh.


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Re: My theory on Jesus [Re: jkeps]
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Alien googles!?


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