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anyone else ever get so lazy that they just piss out the window lol


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Re: peeing [Re: cheshirect666]
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I peed on your mom one time, but she asked for it. does that count?


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Re: peeing [Re: cheshirect666]
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why bother to open the window?


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Re: peeing [Re: makaveli8x8]
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i get so lazy i just pee right where i am.

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Re: peeing [Re: Pupenhause]
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i pissed in a bottle last night so i wouldnt miss a single second of a hockey game....best thing i ever did :yesnod: almost filled that 16oz bottle to the brim

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Re: peeing [Re: cheshirect666]
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Why even bother getting up.? Just sit there and pee yourself.

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Re: peeing [Re: Le_Canard]
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when i go tubing i always make it a point to get up stream of someone and then just stand up and piss my self...they feel the warmth and me being tackle usually ensues, but its so worth it

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Re: peeing [Re: nalyudi]
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i piss on my knuckles for strength

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Re: peeing [Re: druqs]
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they teach special forces soldiers to pee on their feet to kill foot fungus

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Re: peeing [Re: cheshirect666]
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I have a friend who is so lazy he waits until he can't stand it, then he gets up and runs to the bathroom. It sounds like he's diarrhea-ing when he's peeing.


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Re: peeing [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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thats what the sinks for silly.

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Re: peeing [Re: NationofStrangers]
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I think the only time I did that is a few years ago when I was sleeping with a girl who still lived with her parents and no matter how depraved this sounds- to not disturb them I would piss off the balcony outside of their room. Never got caught though- god I do stupid shit.


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Re: peeing [Re: superblingtheory]
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Hmm... I like to pee.


The only time I don't poop my pants is when I want to use it for cooking.


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Re: peeing [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
I have a friend who is so lazy he waits until he can't stand it, then he gets up and runs to the bathroom. It sounds like he's diarrhea-ing when he's peeing.



Isn't that apt to give him stones? He'll sound a whole lot stranger passing those.

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Re: peeing [Re: Entropymancer]
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Yeah he's foolish


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Re: peeing [Re: cheshirect666]
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just go buy yourself a cathider.


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Re: peeing [Re: PilzeEssen]
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hell no those hurt like a bitch


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