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InvisibleKrishna
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why does it hurt when i pee?
    #4626157 - 09/06/05 05:49 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a
horrible discovery...



Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don?t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
?n? grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Krishna]
    #4626453 - 09/06/05 07:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:smile2:


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OfflineOriginal
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Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4626620 - 09/06/05 07:59 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Well since I just got me Ph.D,

I'm gonna have to say you're not smoking enough methaphetamine to make your pee hole pee pee but pee blood..


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Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Original]
    #4626642 - 09/06/05 08:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Kidney Stone!

...I had one, once.  Hurts to even remember passing that bitch.  :frown:


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Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4627181 - 09/06/05 10:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

urinary tract infection if you're lucky.


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Re: why does it hurt when i pee? [Re: Krishna]
    #4627322 - 09/06/05 10:33 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

The clap?

:shrug:


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