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OfflineBrAiN
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LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
    #3579057 - 01/04/05 01:08 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

We all have embarrassing things in our past that eat us up inside... not just becaus we did them, but because one day.. ppl may find out. So I'll post mine here..

(stands on his car hood, raises his hands to the sky and screams...)

I PLAYED D&D IN HIGH SCHOOL!! MAGIC TOOOO!!!

I HUNG OUT AT A COMIC BOOK STORE!!!!!

I LISTEN TO SHERYL CROW!!!!! (1st 3 albums only, new stuff sucks)

THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED, WAS TO A WHITE ZOMBIE VIDEO WHILE WATCHING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!

I FOOLED AROUND, BUT NEVER OFFICIALLY GOT LAID UNTIL I JUST TURNED 21!!!

WHEN I WAS 17, I SNORTED A CRUSHED UP CAFFINE PILL... ON PURPOSE!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!

RAAAA CHA CHA CHAAAAAAA!!!!

Give it a try people... it's liberating!@


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579066 - 01/04/05 01:10 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

I like Dashboard Confessional


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579076 - 01/04/05 01:11 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
I like Dashboard Confessional




You can do better than that.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579100 - 01/04/05 01:17 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)


it was my 16th birthday, and i woke up, and noone in my family even so much as said happy birthday. they all went out for the day, and i sat home, devestated that my family had ALL forgotten about my sweet 16. So my boyfriend came over, and since my parents were "gone for the day" we were having sex in my room, the door swings open, and there stands my mother, father, little brother and GRANDPARENTS...holding a video camera, a cake, and singing happy birthday. My grandparents are both old school, very religious jews. I wanted to jump out my window. some fucking surprise party.

And I also like Dashboard Confessional. And I also like a Britney Spears song...the remix techno version of her song "Everytime"


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: Liz]
    #3579105 - 01/04/05 01:19 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

ifallapart said:

it was my 16th birthday, and i woke up, and noone in my family even so much as said happy birthday. they all went out for the day, and i sat home, devestated that my family had ALL forgotten about my sweet 16. So my boyfriend came over, and since my parents were "gone for the day" we were having sex in my room, the door swings open, and there stands my mother, father, little brother and GRANDPARENTS...holding a video camera, a cake, and singing happy birthday. My grandparents are both old school, very religious jews. I wanted to jump out my window. some fucking surprise party.

And I also like Dashboard Confessional. And I also like a Britney Spears song...the remix techno version of her song "Everytime"





HAHHAHAHHAHH!!!! (laughs his ass off... about the britney spears.. not the sex thing... just kidding)

How did your family take it? Did your ol' granny drop dead right there?

I had two seperate roommates once on different occasions walk into the apartment while I was butt nekkid with my g/f on the living room floor. What can I say... I'm daring :P


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579108 - 01/04/05 01:21 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

I once kissed a fat chick because her thin friend had just asked me to make out with her, and then her fat friend did the same, and because I was young I didn't want to be rude so I did.

Once in a room I was staying at I was dancing around naked at night until I realised that when it was dark outside and I had the light on, the curtains of the room were pretty much transparent, plus I was on the ground floor, so anyone outside could have seen me.

I felt moved by Sister Act ( I think it might have been the second one)

I cried at a Dashboard Confessional gig.

I've never seen any of the Godfather films.

I once went home on a date because I was hung over, had a drink then went to the bathroom and threw up. Then I went home, had a shower and came back out to meet the same girl.



better? :tongue:


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579116 - 01/04/05 01:22 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

BrAiN said: , in part, and I add my comments in brackets]

I PLAYED D&D IN HIGH SCHOOL!! [I DID TOO until about age 14, but I was playing Baldur's Gate a couple years ago and I'm 35.]

THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED, WAS TO A WHITE ZOMBIE VIDEO WHILE WATCHING BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!  [huh?  First time I masturbated was in the bathtub when I was like 12.  When I ejaculated it scared the hell out of me.  All I knew was that rubbing my dick felt good, then all the sudden I had this burning sensation and HOLY FUCK that felt good.  It's been a fairly regular ritual ever since, though I learned that the tub is a bad place because the cum gets all over.]

I FOOLED AROUND, BUT NEVER OFFICIALLY GOT LAID UNTIL I JUST TURNED 21!!! [I was 14 and have been fucking ever since, BUT, ummm, nothing more to say here I don't think.  BTW, nothing wrong with not getting laid until you are in your 20s.  Nothing wrong with that at all.]

WHEN I WAS 17, I SNORTED A CRUSHED UP CAFFINE PILL... ON PURPOSE!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!  [Used to do this in class when I was a freshman.  Snorted nodoz all the time]





To be honest, I'm not embarassed about any of the above, and I can't think of anything else that I've done that I'd be embarassed if it were found out.  I mean, I haven't porked a goat or anything.  I would maybe be embarassed if my parents or grandparents knew some of the things I've done, but not friends.  Shit, who hasn't jacked off while driving?  :grin:


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579120 - 01/04/05 01:23 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

After having sex once, I was so exhausted I went to the bathroom and threw up. I bet that did wonders for her self esteem.

I was at a party once with a few lesbians. One of them was pretty nasty looking. We were so drunk, I split a couple E pills with her and we started making out in the bathroom.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579121 - 01/04/05 01:24 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

That was my 1000th poST!! WOOHOOO!! in 8 years,,, !! YAY!


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579146 - 01/04/05 01:28 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Have a big slice of Congratulation Pie.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579150 - 01/04/05 01:30 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

OH hey, I thought of one that really sux.  I was 20 and was with two pretty hot girls and we were drunk as hell and I was messing around with one of them and then the other one came over and said she was jealous and the first invited her to join in.  So I'm making out with these two girls and we have our shirts off and I'm rubbing their tits and their rubbing each other's tits and our pants are unbuttoned and we're rubbing up against each other.  The phone rings and the answering machine is MY MOM'S VOICE!  She's saying I really need some help with this and that right now.  I need you to come over right now.  Blah blah blah.  So I actually left.  I haven't lived that down to this day.  I feel shamed just writing it.  It's NOT liberating at all.  I WANT THAT MOMENT BACK!  ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  :mad2:  :cussing:


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: newusername222]
    #3579176 - 01/04/05 01:36 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Once when I was trippin' on robo years ago.. the only thing I could listen to was Tori Amos "Silent all these years" on repeat.... Everything else drove me nuts.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #3579329 - 01/04/05 02:19 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

One time these two girls called me and they were like "We're about to take E, you should come over. If you don't we're just going to end up have sex with each other."

And I was like "I have to wake up for work in a few hours, I can't come", so I didn't go.

Also, I SMOKED a caffeine pill.

And I'm sorry, but I've never masterbated while driving.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3579344 - 01/04/05 02:24 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

You should of smoked the caffiene pill after having sex with the two girls, then gone to work.


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579364 - 01/04/05 02:30 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

and masterbated on the way?


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3579370 - 01/04/05 02:32 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

well, if you were sufficiently recharged


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3579380 - 01/04/05 02:36 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

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Phluck said:

And I'm sorry, but I've never masterbated while driving.




I happen to know that everyone has done that.  I'm not the only one.  Don't deny it, it only makes it worse.  :wink:


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: newusername222]
    #3579391 - 01/04/05 02:38 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

I don't drive.

HA

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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579404 - 01/04/05 02:40 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
I don't drive.

HA

touch?




You must hve jerked it on your bicylcle then


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Re: LIBERATE YOURSELF!!!!!!!! [Re: OJK]
    #3579439 - 01/04/05 02:50 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Well, let's see... you want to know some of my most embarassing moments eh?

When I was in middle school me and my neighbor used to pick fights with other kids on our street almost daily. We'd go down the street and ask one of the kids to come down to our house and play football or something with us. They'd always say yes cuz everyone wanted to hang out with us. We'd start playing and then I'd tackle the guy to the ground as hard as I could repeatedly to get them pissed off. Then when they got an attitude, me and my neighbor would beat the shit out of them for no reason. Then we'd pick a new kid the next day. My neighbor even hit one of the guys in the face with a tree branch and knocked his 2 front teeth out. He still has this denture like thing with 2 false teeth on it that he wears today. We were awful as children.

I was enrolled in college for 3 semesters and I may have actually attended class for a total of 1 to 2 weeks per semester. I just kinda showed up now and again. The embarassing part of this is that my father was paying for it.

I never call my parents on the phone, just to say hi. They always call and I let the machine get it because I don't want to talk. It's embarassing I suppose, but I honestly don't have any urge to speak with them whatsoever. Not like we're on bad terms I just don't give a shit about thier feelings. Pretty selfish, huh?

Yeah, I should get off of here right now and call my mother, but I won't, heh.


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