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stoner moment of the day
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I smoked a bowl a little while ago and I just went out for a smoke and tried to figure out what time it was and what time i woke up today and I remembered I'd been up all night smoking weed watching curb your entusiasm.  :lol:
fucked up circadian rhythms ftw.


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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*curb ftw

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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: Atheist]
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The best stoner moment I can recall was when my wife and I were students.

After smoking one hell of a lot one evening I left her lounging on the bed in a very stoned state to chat with our housemates on the ground floor. Upon walking back into her bedroom she looked over at me and asked "Are you still downstairs?"

I think I laughed for about half an hour.


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"The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw

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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: theorganicdomino]
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:rofl:

I had an intense moment yesterday..

After smoking a bowl, apparently a few embers fell into my wastebasket. I didn't even suspect a thing like that had happened, so I walked out of the room and closed the door behind me.

I started smelling something about 4 minutes later.

"It smells like someone is burning something... Like.. paper"

:eek:

I run into the other room and sling the door open, like Kramer, and out billows this thick smoke! It floods the entire other room and all the smoke detectors in the entire house start going off.

I was trying to decide on how to put this 3 foot fire out, very quickly. I thought about stamping it out with a pillow, and I'm so extremely glad I decided against that. I had two cups sitting in the other room, by luck, or grace, who knows.

It was intense.
:rofl2:


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: dirtworshipper]
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Oh jesus. I'd feel like the biggest loser on the planet if my house burned down because I got reckless while smoking pot. I've lost almost everything I own in a fire... not fun, not fun at all.

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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Oh jesus. I'd feel like the biggest loser on the planet if my house burned down because I got reckless while smoking pot. I've lost almost everything I own in a fire... not fun, not fun at all.


:yesnod:
That was running through my mind the entire time.
Luckily I was able to fix the problem before it got really bad.


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: dirtworshipper]
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me and my boy pulled one the other night.

we jus met these hott twins who gave us their number. My friends phone was dying. So we turned the phone off and went to the pay phone. I turned the phone on quickly went to the number and tried to memorize it, as my friend was putting money in the phone. But the pay phone was broke. It kept spitting money back or take the money and not make a call. We literally sat their for 6-7 minutes getting pissed at the pay phone for being gay. The whole time I'm just staring at the number trying to remember. Being baked it was difficult. Then like 8 minutes later i stopped and said "B why don't we jus call using the phone". As soon as i hit send the phone died. We both laughed for a good 12 minutes.


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: highc]
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My stoner moment of the day is that I cannot think of any stoner moments at the moment:shrug:


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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Running out of weed and finding plenty for the rest of the evening in mah drawer

:awebig:


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Re: stoner moment of the day [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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This is my story I've told many times, still haven't done anything as stupid.

I had arranged to go to sushi with my best mate (anti-pot)... I got sidetracked though during the day and 2 friends shouted me some blaze, I was on a 6 month break so obviously I was baked out of my mind.

Went to pick up my mate for sushi, trying to act straight... damn, need fuel, pull into the servo. Go fuel up the car, go inside and pay the man.

Came back out to the car, got in the backseat, closed the door and sat there waiting for the car to go. My mate turns around (he's in the front passenger) and starts staring at me... and I'm looking at him thinking "wtf, we got our fuel, lets go get sushi" all paranoid.

We stared at eachother for a solid 60 seconds, sitting at the fuel pump, nothing happening.

Then I realised I was driving :vaped:

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