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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
what the hell is the problem? just wear a regular bathing suit man, its not like its going to reveal exactly what your dick looks like!



:thumbup: - and even if it did, so what.  Your family is not going to be looking for your dick, you're going to look much worse trying to swim in parachute pants or whatever you end up trying to wear.

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: supra]
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:ilold:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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Get a swimming suit, just make sure it has the inter-net so your shit isn't flopping all over. Seriously, unless your uncle joe used to molest you, nobody is trying to see your junk anywway.


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"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Llamanose]
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i wear a speedo, so i dont have to worry, i know that EVERYONE can see my package :lol:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Llamanose]
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Llamanose said:Seriously, unless your uncle joe used to molest you,



Lol, I think you hit home right there.

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
i wear a speedo, so i dont have to worry, i know that EVERYONE can see my package :lol:



hahaha i only resort too speedo's for scuba diving in a wet suit. swimming trunks with netting will work fine.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: nk pakelika]
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LOUD AND PROUD BABY! i just dont give a fuck lol. bathing suits suck ass.



:rofl2:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: nk pakelika]
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bathing suits suck ass.



agreed. thats why my back yard has a 6 foot fence around it.


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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:congrats:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Gastronomicus]
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i wear hot pants for all applications, when its a hot day at work, swimming, chilling at home and i dont feel like being naked. i think i have pics....


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omg really?

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: supra]
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make a pair out of frosted glass.

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: druqs]
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board shorts?

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
LOUD AND PROUD BABY! i just dont give a fuck lol. bathing suits suck ass.



:rofl2:



Nice farmer's tan, dude! :rockon:

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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A simple solution requiring no purchases: Wear underwear underneath your swimming shorts :smile:


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
what the hell is the problem? just wear a regular bathing suit man, its not like its going to reveal exactly what your dick looks like!




Yea WTF?! ive always just worn bathing horts/trunks. if your that worried just throw some form fitting underwear on underneath.

Shit man, its just your junk!


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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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Bathing suit?




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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: CaptainH13]
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CaptainH13 said:
The relatives don't matter. They talk about your penis all the time. :wink:




seems that's what my family does

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Prisoner#1]
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the only thing I could see why he would wanna do this (and please dont be mad) if he had a very hands on relative when he was younger hence the underlieing issues. And if thats not the case then well your just a weird MOFO


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: fee]
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I'm thinking it's a little more simple, modesty

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Re: Swimming shorts that conceal the crotch [Re: Mojo_Risin]
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why dont you go buy some board shorts

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