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Funniest phrase from trip reports.
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I have found the funniest phrase from a trip report I was reading on Erowid. The trip report was called "Can Be Mind-altering". It was a trip report about ambien. But one of the phrases in the second paragraph stated, "After that point I don't remember anything except suddenly barfing all over. I cleaned it up with my pants." I laughed for about 5 minutes. Great stuff.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: TomInWonderland]
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why is that funny?

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Atheist]
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I wouldn't think of cleaning barf up with my pants.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: TomInWonderland]
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:ilold:


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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Atheist]
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Atheist said:
why is that funny?


I Did not see the comedic value either ?


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I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Psy Baba]
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Not funny , Not cool

:shakeshead: in disappointment

maybe someone could add something actualy funny to this thread :shrug:


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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: RandomHero]
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I laughed :smirk:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: trendal]
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i thought it was funny

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Sage.Phish]
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i chuckled


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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Razor3lade]
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there is some funny to be found here.


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drowse in prison and your waking will be but loss

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: g00ru]
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Thank you!!! I glad a few of you could appreciate some simple and daft humor.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: TomInWonderland]
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I lol'd.


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He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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It was funny, but the funniest phrase I have read from a trip report? No, and deserving its own thread? No. There is actually a thread on here somewhere where people can post up funny excerpts from trip reports, I suggest you find it cause it has some pretty hilarious shit in it.

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Foop]
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I would have laughed if I weren't so caught up in my own egoic melodrama at the moment :tongue:


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Lion]
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I'm trying to picture this ... Do you think he took the pants off or just scooted around on the floor trying soak it up?

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Quarryman]
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i thought it wuz funny

and thinking back on it, i cleaned up some robo throw up with my shirt once....

off the side of my friends car..

out the window..

on the freeway...




while albino menstruating anal whores shoved various vegetables up their...


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: TomInWonderland]
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I once called my slice of pizza pizza nigger, then threw it on the ground and put my cigarette out on it

psychedelics are weird


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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: TomInWonderland]
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I always laugh really hard when I read about an inexperienced shroomer eating a massive dose of shrooms. I feel bad for them but it's funny how some people put themselves through hell out of ignorance.


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Turn off your mind, relax and floatdown stream. It is not dying. Lay down all thought, surrender to the void. It is shining.
:darkside: Pink Floyd :darkside:

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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said:
I lol'd.


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Re: Funniest phrase from trip reports. [Re: helix]
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not a phrase, but I thought this trip report was pretty funny:

http://www.shroomery.org/11731/Subway-Eat-Fresh-Mushrooms

"As I struggled to place to the correct portions of each ingredient I couldn't help but giggle a little. Seeing that the old lady started to giggle too and I remember thinking "I don't why the hell you're giggling but I sure know why I am."

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