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I should be a locksmith!
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Gahhhahahad-DAMNIT I hate locking myself out. I locked my keys in my room today and found out just when I was goin to bed around 10:30 and it took til damn near 11:30 to hack into my room using only the mostly sophisticated technology and techniques.

jesus just look at that carnage. i tell you, you didn't want to be my doorknob tonight - i fucked that shit UP.

on the left of the corpse of my doorknob you can see the precision instrument i used to carefully dismantle my door.

Edited by blkjkrabbit (03/14/08 03:44 AM)

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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No, you should be a surgeon! :crazy2:

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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I had to do that once. My door jammed so I had to literally bust the door knob off it. Now I gotta replace it.

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: Cameron]
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Cameron said:
No, you should be a surgeon! :crazy2:


:rofl:

You can tell by how I dismantled that thing that I really didn't give a shit, I just wanted to go the fuck to bed and tear that bitch a new one ASAP. LAMMMEEEE :crankey:

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
I had to do that once. My door jammed so I had to literally bust the door knob off it. Now I gotta replace it.


That was pretty much where I was at, I was about to take the back end of our axe out back and just cleave the fucking thing off, but my door doesn't have a solid core and I didn't want to miss and blow a hole in the damn door. What a huge pain in the ass

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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I think working as a locksmith would be awesome.

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: MayorMcCheese]
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MayorMcCheese said:
I think working as a locksmith would be awesome.


How about a locksmith/cat-burglar who fights evil?

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: MayorMcCheese]
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lock sports = easy money


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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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Did you lock your self out of your house or just your bedroom. I have been locked out of my house before and it sucks ass.

If you locked yourself out of your bedroom.....why the fuck do you have a lock on your bedroom door?

Do you live at home w/your parents?

Just curious.


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: niteowl]
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picking locks is fun. *thinks about committed crimes* good times. its a cool skill too have and know.


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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
Did you lock your self out of your house or just your bedroom. I have been locked out of my house before and it sucks ass.

If you locked yourself out of your bedroom.....why the fuck do you have a lock on your bedroom door?

Do you live at home w/your parents?

Just curious.


yeah I locked myself out of my bedroom, I live with 4 roommates and we almost always have people over on the weekends - sometimes throwing pretty large parties, and in the past, people would go in my room while I was off gettin hammered and steal things like; my butterfly knife, my ipod, money, etc - that is why i got the lock. unfortunately it did me as much good as it pissed me off, but now it's just worth a good laugh

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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Did someone say locksmith? :grin:

wow man that's some carnage indeed.

Call me next time...I'll only charge you 90 bucks :tongue:

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: Spooge]
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haha i was kicked outta the dorms for my butterfly knife
fuck i miss that thing
i used to do such bomb ass triX


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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: Coaster]
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haha my buddy got kicked outta his dorm for having a 16 in bowie knife under his pillow. his roommates turned him in too...jaggoff's...


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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: nk pakelika]
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nk pakelika said:
haha my buddy got kicked outta his dorm for having a 16 in bowie knife under his pillow. his roommates turned him in too...jaggoff's...


that's pretty weak, unless he was wavin' it around and bein' a jackass with it there's really no reason to give someone shit over a knife. if it was a gun that'd have been different

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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: nk pakelika]
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dam wut a jerk off room8
i find it so rediculous that they think college students are gonna go up hacking people
like wtf i can have a steak knife, but a folding knife, noooooooooooooooooo
great laws huh
the cop also told me that even tho i had a script to smoke weed
if i went to the public bathroom in my dorm, which was only shared between 6 people, than i would be intoxicated in a public area so its grounds for search of my dorm
so i can smoke, not in my dorm, but i cant go 2 the bathroom
o ya gr8 shit, i can tell a graduate made up those laws


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Re: I should be a locksmith! [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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blkjkrabbit said:
nk pakelika said:
haha my buddy got kicked outta his dorm for having a 16 in bowie knife under his pillow. his roommates turned him in too...jaggoff's...


that's pretty weak, unless he was wavin' it around and bein' a jackass with it there's really no reason to give someone shit over a knife. if it was a gun that'd have been different


yeah thats fucking retarded.


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