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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i thought the question was silt or sand :flowstone:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Or clay!

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #7]
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wow
ive never heard of standing until today
sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.

and for those who dont know how
you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #20]
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What?

You guys wipe your own arses?

My mommy cleans mine.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #18]
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You fuckers got me converted. I was a stander, but not one wiping more. :smile:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous said:
wow
ive never heard of standing until today
sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.

and for those who dont know how
you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.


ive never felt comfortable wiping front to back or from the side,it feels like its smearing it up my ass crease or across my cheek and kind of feels also like i have to cock my ass sideways and arch my back to do it

im a back2front mudflapping sitter

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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i also think mainly women wipe front to back for obvious reasons
maybe ur mums taught you guys the womens way

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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i actually wipe both ways, front to back, back to front

whatever feels like needs to be done with particular piece of tp

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #19]
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i might add that im a scruncher

i knew this englishman who actually folded it up

:lol:

also some asians stand on the rim of the bowl

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous said:
i knew this englishman who actually folded it up


that's what *I* always do too  :shrug:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i used to be a scruncher
i fold it up too
and im a stander
and i wipe till i bleed

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.


Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand.  How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting?  Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?

SITTERS, post a TEK!



basically, yeah

i'm not so fucking fat that my ass is that close to the water, you've gotta be drunk to be so uncoordinated to overshoot your ass that far.  and if you've still got piss on your dick, well fuck you're passing RIGHT PAST IT WITH TOILET PAPER.


also, i'm a folder.  long, long ago i scrunched, till one fateful poop where i mis-scrunched and wound up with a brown finger.  never again, i vowed, so i fold (actually more of a..  wind around my hand and use that bundle..  it's flat, that's the important part)
much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous said:
also, i'm a folder.

much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers


indeed  :yesnod:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
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scrunchers must be some LAZY mofos. folding is the way to be.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #18]
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folders are stuck up pussy whipped bitches raised by single mothers
guaranteed or upper class english people

toilet paper is cheap here so we dont need to fold,just use heaps

why wipe if you stand anyway?
just get a cats scratch pole

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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If you're going to be cheap the best way to save paper is to shit and then use your shower head like a giant bidet.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:lol:@cheap folders

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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the poster that said he stands so he doesnt put his hands in the bowl or water(wtf get a plumber if it isnt ebbing back down)must wear gloves when he wanks...sequined gloves

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Why not stand, your going to get off the shitter anyways.

I bet most sitters are the types to take shits for 30 minutes and take reading material in with them

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #23]
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I'm a sitter and I usually pop my shits out in less than 45 seconds.

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