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Anonymous #1
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Sit or stand
#7905471 - 01/20/08 11:36 AM (16 years, 12 days ago) |
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After you drop a shit do you sit or stand to wipe your ass?
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Anonymous #2
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how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?
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Anonymous #3
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why the fuck would you stand
I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?
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Anonymous said: why the fuck would you stand 
I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg 
This is exactly why I started the poll. People who do one aren't even aware that people do it differently. I had not even heard of people standing up to wipe their asses until recently. WHY?
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Anonymous #4
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I used to stand up, then for some reason when I was 18 I started sitting down. Been doing it that way for 7 years now. I find its over all a better angle to get everything clean.
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous #6
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I stand. But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.
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Anonymous #2
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Standing procedure:
1. Wad toilet paper in wiping hand. 2. Stand into a squatting position. 3. Pull opposite cheek away from dirty butthole. 4. Wipe crevase between buttcheeks thoroughly. 5. Dispose of toilet paper wad and repeat as necessary until butthole is clean and shiny-like.
Reply to the guy who asked about diarreah running down your leg while standing:
To avoid this debacle, remember this: only stand when you are finished shitting.
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Anonymous #3
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so you're telling me that you've never had a runny shit that left yer ass hole dripping wet
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Anonymous #2
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Yes, that is what I am telling you. Sure, there are some moisties left over, but not enough to pool and run down my leg when standing up.
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Anonymous #3
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that's too bad...I was getting a good laugh outta that particular mental image
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Anonymous #7
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Someone asked this same question like, a year ago and it was my first initiation into the idea that people actually stand after they're done shitting to wipe.
I mean, when you stand up don't your butt-cheeks squeeze together and smear the shit all over your ass? Why the fuck would you do this?
I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.
GAY AS FUCK.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.
I can see that actually
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Anonymous #2
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nigger please, tell me the procedure for wiping while sitting.
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Anonymous #8
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When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
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Anonymous #8
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I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous said: When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand. How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting? Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?
SITTERS, post a TEK!
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Anonymous #9
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I do the manly thing and don't wipe. The chicks love it when I throw my skidmarked underwear into their faces.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: SITTERS, post a TEK!
raise one ass cheek a little, and go in from the side
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Anonymous #10
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If you're a gigantic fatass, you probably can't reach your anus while sitting on the pot. Gross.
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