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Anonymous #1
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Sit or stand
#7905471 - 01/20/08 11:36 AM (16 years, 12 days ago) |
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After you drop a shit do you sit or stand to wipe your ass?
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Anonymous #2
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how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?
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Anonymous #3
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why the fuck would you stand
I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?
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Anonymous said: why the fuck would you stand 
I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg 
This is exactly why I started the poll. People who do one aren't even aware that people do it differently. I had not even heard of people standing up to wipe their asses until recently. WHY?
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Anonymous #4
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I used to stand up, then for some reason when I was 18 I started sitting down. Been doing it that way for 7 years now. I find its over all a better angle to get everything clean.
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous #6
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I stand. But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.
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Anonymous #2
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Standing procedure:
1. Wad toilet paper in wiping hand. 2. Stand into a squatting position. 3. Pull opposite cheek away from dirty butthole. 4. Wipe crevase between buttcheeks thoroughly. 5. Dispose of toilet paper wad and repeat as necessary until butthole is clean and shiny-like.
Reply to the guy who asked about diarreah running down your leg while standing:
To avoid this debacle, remember this: only stand when you are finished shitting.
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Anonymous #3
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so you're telling me that you've never had a runny shit that left yer ass hole dripping wet
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Anonymous #2
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Yes, that is what I am telling you. Sure, there are some moisties left over, but not enough to pool and run down my leg when standing up.
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Anonymous #3
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that's too bad...I was getting a good laugh outta that particular mental image
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Anonymous #7
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Someone asked this same question like, a year ago and it was my first initiation into the idea that people actually stand after they're done shitting to wipe.
I mean, when you stand up don't your butt-cheeks squeeze together and smear the shit all over your ass? Why the fuck would you do this?
I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.
GAY AS FUCK.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.
I can see that actually
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Anonymous #2
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nigger please, tell me the procedure for wiping while sitting.
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Anonymous #8
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When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
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Anonymous #8
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I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous said: When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand. How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting? Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?
SITTERS, post a TEK!
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Anonymous #9
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I do the manly thing and don't wipe. The chicks love it when I throw my skidmarked underwear into their faces.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: SITTERS, post a TEK!
raise one ass cheek a little, and go in from the side
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Anonymous #10
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If you're a gigantic fatass, you probably can't reach your anus while sitting on the pot. Gross.
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Anonymous #3
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pfft...most 'gigantic fatasses' probably can't reach their assholes period
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Anonymous #11
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand. How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting? Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?
SITTERS, post a TEK!
QFT
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Anonymous #8
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No, you do it from behind whilst sitting.
Its done one handed, no need to pull your butt cheeks open.
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Anonymous #12
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For the majority of my life I stood, but for the past 5-8 years I have turned into a sitter.
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Anonymous #9
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I sit down to pee. I am male.
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: I sit down to pee. I am male.
yeah...yera homo
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Anonymous #13
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Anonymous said: I sit down to pee. I am male.
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Anonymous #1
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Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.
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Anonymous #13
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Anonymous said: Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.
Yes.
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Anonymous #1
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Damn.
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Anonymous #13
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Yeah dude. No point in fighing it really. Just go out right now and find yourself a cock to suck. Be who you are and all that shit.
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Anonymous #1
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 I'll get right on it, man. I'm super gay.
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Anonymous #11
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I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?
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Anonymous #14
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Anonymous said: I stand. But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.
we have a porcelain toilet so we sit and wipe
how many holes do you have around your yard for shitting in?
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?
A) your hand doesn't actually go inside the toilet and B) when you lean to the side a little so you can get your hand under one cheek - it spreads yer ass apart for you so you get a clean wipe
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Anonymous #11
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i this thread
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous said: I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.
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Anonymous #16
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I'm a sitter.
Wipes go from back to front, then front to back. Never touch the water.
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Anonymous #17
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standing is retarded. sitting is so much easier and more efficient, i dont feel like standing up and having my ass cheeks spread the shit around even more when they come together. i wipe from the front as well, between my dick and the seat but i use a back-to-front-motion. makes for a very clean wipe.
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Anonymous #18
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My gf let me in on the little secret of wiping while sitting. Boy was I missing out! Although it's a little more uncomfortable, it is much more efficient and clean. I'm privileged as hell to have a gf that can teach me a better way of wiping my ass.
Ultimate fucking win.
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Anonymous #19
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i thought the question was silt or sand
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Anonymous #7
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Or clay!
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Anonymous #20
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wow ive never heard of standing until today sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.
and for those who dont know how you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.
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Anonymous #8
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What?
You guys wipe your own arses?
My mommy cleans mine.
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Anonymous #6
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You fuckers got me converted. I was a stander, but not one wiping more.
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Anonymous #14
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Anonymous said: wow ive never heard of standing until today sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.
and for those who dont know how you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.
ive never felt comfortable wiping front to back or from the side,it feels like its smearing it up my ass crease or across my cheek and kind of feels also like i have to cock my ass sideways and arch my back to do it
im a back2front mudflapping sitter
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Anonymous #14
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i also think mainly women wipe front to back for obvious reasons maybe ur mums taught you guys the womens way
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Anonymous #19
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i actually wipe both ways, front to back, back to front
whatever feels like needs to be done with particular piece of tp
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Anonymous #14
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i might add that im a scruncher
i knew this englishman who actually folded it up

also some asians stand on the rim of the bowl
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: i knew this englishman who actually folded it up
that's what *I* always do too
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Anonymous #21
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i used to be a scruncher i fold it up too and im a stander and i wipe till i bleed
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Anonymous #22
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!! So you can wipe clean good.
I don't understand standing up??? 
That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.
Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand. How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting? Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?
SITTERS, post a TEK!
basically, yeah
i'm not so fucking fat that my ass is that close to the water, you've gotta be drunk to be so uncoordinated to overshoot your ass that far. and if you've still got piss on your dick, well fuck you're passing RIGHT PAST IT WITH TOILET PAPER.
also, i'm a folder. long, long ago i scrunched, till one fateful poop where i mis-scrunched and wound up with a brown finger. never again, i vowed, so i fold (actually more of a.. wind around my hand and use that bundle.. it's flat, that's the important part) much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous said: also, i'm a folder.
much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers
indeed
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Anonymous #18
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scrunchers must be some LAZY mofos. folding is the way to be.
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Anonymous #14
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folders are stuck up pussy whipped bitches raised by single mothers guaranteed or upper class english people
toilet paper is cheap here so we dont need to fold,just use heaps
why wipe if you stand anyway? just get a cats scratch pole
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Anonymous #1
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If you're going to be cheap the best way to save paper is to shit and then use your shower head like a giant bidet.
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Anonymous #14
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@cheap folders
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Anonymous #14
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the poster that said he stands so he doesnt put his hands in the bowl or water(wtf get a plumber if it isnt ebbing back down)must wear gloves when he wanks...sequined gloves
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Anonymous #23
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Why not stand, your going to get off the shitter anyways.
I bet most sitters are the types to take shits for 30 minutes and take reading material in with them
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Anonymous #1
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I'm a sitter and I usually pop my shits out in less than 45 seconds.
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Anonymous #14
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haha me too,a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil a day really helps too
if i take reading material into the bathroom i aint shitting
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Anonymous #7
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I have a huge stack of books next to my toilet.
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Anonymous #24
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i used to be a stander until when i was twelve i went into a public toilet and heard a guy wiping his arse while his feet hadn't shifted. PEOPLE WIPE SITTING DOWN!?! WTF?!?! i thought.
i've been a sitter ever since.
also when i was 8 my mum thought no one else was home so she let the toilet door open and i walked past and saw her WIPING HER ASS SITTING DOWN. wasn't a pretty sight. still haven't forgotten it and it's been over two years.
scrunching>folding except with the one-ply public toilet tp, that shit rips your ass to shreds.
and men actually wipe from front to back? don't u guys get shit on ur ballsack? im a back to fronter and sometimes i even find myself wiping my lower back coz the shit smears so far up, but i aint converting
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Anonymous #25
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it's not so much a "stand up" as a "lean over." it's still a squatting/sitting position
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Anonymous #26
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I'm amazed at how many people apparently have no idea how to wipe their ass properly. At work I'll be droppin dooks and some idiot in the next stall over will finish up, I hear him roll off some TP, then I'll hear the sound of a vigorous scrubbing motion, the sort of motion you might use to scrub a really dirty pan or something. I wanna say, "What the fuck, are you trying to clean your ass or just thoroughly smear shit all over yourself?", but I don't since it's a professional work environment.
Also, why the fuck would you stand to wipe your ass? I don't see how mashing your buttcheeks closer together would make wiping any easier or more effective.
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Anonymous #27
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Sit Down, Stand Up
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