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Anonymous #1

Sit or stand
    #7905471 - 01/20/08 11:36 AM (16 years, 12 days ago)

After you drop a shit do you sit or stand to wipe your ass?
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (01/20/08 11:36 AM) to (No end specified)
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Anonymous #2

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7905949 - 01/20/08 02:16 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7905957 - 01/20/08 02:20 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

why the fuck would you stand  :what:



I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg  :lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7905984 - 01/20/08 02:31 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
how the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?



Quote:

Anonymous said:
why the fuck would you stand :what:


I can just imagine having diarrhea and standing up to wipe yer ass, only to have it run down your leg :lol:




This is exactly why I started the poll. People who do one aren't even aware that people do it differently. I had not even heard of people standing up to wipe their asses until recently. WHY?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7905999 - 01/20/08 02:36 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I used to stand up, then for some reason when I was 18 I started sitting down. Been doing it that way for 7 years now. I find its over all a better angle to get everything clean.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7906009 - 01/20/08 02:39 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)



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Anonymous #6

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7906012 - 01/20/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I stand.
But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7906015 - 01/20/08 02:41 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Standing procedure:

1.  Wad toilet paper in wiping hand.
2.  Stand into a squatting position.
3.  Pull opposite cheek away from dirty butthole.
4.  Wipe crevase between buttcheeks thoroughly.
5.  Dispose of toilet paper wad and repeat as necessary until butthole is clean and shiny-like.


Reply to the guy who asked about diarreah running down your leg while standing:

To avoid this debacle, remember this: only stand when you are finished shitting.  :einstein:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7906024 - 01/20/08 02:43 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

so you're telling me that you've never had a runny shit that left yer ass hole dripping wet  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7906034 - 01/20/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Yes, that is what I am telling you. Sure, there are some moisties left over, but not enough to pool and run down my leg when standing up.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7906065 - 01/20/08 02:57 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

that's too bad...I was getting a good laugh outta that particular mental image  :smirk:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7906288 - 01/20/08 04:17 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Someone asked this same question like, a year ago and it was my first initiation into the idea that people actually stand after they're done shitting to wipe.

I mean, when you stand up don't your butt-cheeks squeeze together and smear the shit all over your ass? Why the fuck would you do this?

I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.

GAY AS FUCK.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7906352 - 01/20/08 04:36 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bet all the faggots who stand and wipe are the same ones caressing their anus' with baby-soft baby wipes and then walk around with a lemon fresh scent all day.



I can see that actually  :lol:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7906626 - 01/20/08 05:47 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

nigger please, tell me the procedure for wiping while sitting.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7906779 - 01/20/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7906783 - 01/20/08 06:27 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7906804 - 01/20/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.




Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand.  How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting?  Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?

SITTERS, post a TEK!


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Anonymous #9

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7906811 - 01/20/08 06:34 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I do the manly thing and don't wipe. The chicks love it when I throw my skidmarked underwear into their faces.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7907097 - 01/20/08 07:54 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
SITTERS, post a TEK!



raise one ass cheek a little, and go in from the side  :thumbup:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7907101 - 01/20/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

If you're a gigantic fatass, you probably can't reach your anus while sitting on the pot. Gross.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7907111 - 01/20/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

pfft...most 'gigantic fatasses' probably can't reach their assholes period  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7910985 - 01/21/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.




Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand.  How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting?  Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?

SITTERS, post a TEK!




QFT


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Anonymous #8

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7911010 - 01/21/08 06:20 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

No, you do it from behind whilst sitting.

Its done one handed, no need to pull your butt cheeks open.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7911023 - 01/21/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

For the majority of my life I stood, but for the past 5-8 years I have turned into a sitter.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7911240 - 01/21/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I sit down to pee. I am male.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7911620 - 01/21/08 07:46 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I sit down to pee. I am male.



yeah...yera homo  :lol:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7912558 - 01/21/08 10:14 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I sit down to pee. I am male.



:gayflag:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7912674 - 01/21/08 10:32 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7912725 - 01/21/08 10:40 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.




Yes.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7912729 - 01/21/08 10:41 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Damn.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7912749 - 01/21/08 10:45 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah dude. No point in fighing it really. Just go out right now and find yourself a cock to suck. Be who you are and all that shit.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7912758 - 01/21/08 10:46 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

:lol:
I'll get right on it, man. I'm super gay.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7912897 - 01/21/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7912960 - 01/21/08 11:27 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I stand.
But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.




we have a porcelain toilet so we sit and wipe

how many holes do you have around your yard for shitting in?


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7913768 - 01/22/08 05:17 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?



A) your hand doesn't actually go inside the toilet  :rolleyes:
and
B) when you lean to the side a little so you can get your hand under one cheek - it spreads yer ass apart for you so you get a clean wipe


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Anonymous #11

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7921429 - 01/23/08 07:43 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

i :heart: this thread


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Anonymous #15

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7921575 - 01/23/08 08:16 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.






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Anonymous #16

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7923004 - 01/24/08 02:36 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

I'm a sitter.

Wipes go from back to front, then front to back. Never touch the water.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7923023 - 01/24/08 02:53 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

standing is retarded. sitting is so much easier and more efficient, i dont feel like standing up and having my ass cheeks spread the shit around even more when they come together. i wipe from the front as well, between my dick and the seat but i use a back-to-front-motion. makes for a very clean wipe.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7923853 - 01/24/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

My gf let me in on the little secret of wiping while sitting. Boy was I missing out! Although it's a little more uncomfortable, it is much more efficient and clean. I'm privileged as hell to have a gf that can teach me a better way of wiping my ass.

Ultimate fucking win.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7923877 - 01/24/08 11:35 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

i thought the question was silt or sand :flowstone:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7923894 - 01/24/08 11:45 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Or clay!


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Anonymous #20

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7924212 - 01/24/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

wow
ive never heard of standing until today
sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.

and for those who dont know how
you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7928624 - 01/25/08 06:18 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

What?

You guys wipe your own arses?

My mommy cleans mine.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7928698 - 01/25/08 06:56 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

You fuckers got me converted. I was a stander, but not one wiping more. :smile:


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7928861 - 01/25/08 08:25 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
wow
ive never heard of standing until today
sitting is the most comfortable and efficient way, but it does feel wierd and difficult the first few times, as with anything you learn.

and for those who dont know how
you sit on the seat and bend forward, and wipe with toilet paper from behind.




ive never felt comfortable wiping front to back or from the side,it feels like its smearing it up my ass crease or across my cheek and kind of feels also like i have to cock my ass sideways and arch my back to do it

im a back2front mudflapping sitter


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7928900 - 01/25/08 08:40 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

i also think mainly women wipe front to back for obvious reasons
maybe ur mums taught you guys the womens way


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Anonymous #19

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7928945 - 01/25/08 08:58 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

i actually wipe both ways, front to back, back to front

whatever feels like needs to be done with particular piece of tp


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7928958 - 01/25/08 09:04 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

i might add that im a scruncher

i knew this englishman who actually folded it up

:lol:

also some asians stand on the rim of the bowl


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7932377 - 01/25/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i knew this englishman who actually folded it up



that's what *I* always do too  :shrug:


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Anonymous #21

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7932723 - 01/25/08 11:17 PM (16 years, 7 days ago)

i used to be a scruncher
i fold it up too
and im a stander
and i wipe till i bleed


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Anonymous #22

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7933910 - 01/26/08 08:15 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.




Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand.  How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting?  Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?

SITTERS, post a TEK!





basically, yeah

i'm not so fucking fat that my ass is that close to the water, you've gotta be drunk to be so uncoordinated to overshoot your ass that far.  and if you've still got piss on your dick, well fuck you're passing RIGHT PAST IT WITH TOILET PAPER.


also, i'm a folder.  long, long ago i scrunched, till one fateful poop where i mis-scrunched and wound up with a brown finger.  never again, i vowed, so i fold (actually more of a..  wind around my hand and use that bundle..  it's flat, that's the important part)
much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers


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Anonymous #3

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7934545 - 01/26/08 11:35 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
also, i'm a folder.

much more effective at keeping poo off the fingers



indeed  :yesnod:


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Anonymous #18

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7934664 - 01/26/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

scrunchers must be some LAZY mofos. folding is the way to be.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7937421 - 01/26/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

folders are stuck up pussy whipped bitches raised by single mothers
guaranteed or upper class english people

toilet paper is cheap here so we dont need to fold,just use heaps

why wipe if you stand anyway?
just get a cats scratch pole


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7937444 - 01/26/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

If you're going to be cheap the best way to save paper is to shit and then use your shower head like a giant bidet.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7937468 - 01/26/08 09:17 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

:lol:@cheap folders


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7937479 - 01/26/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

the poster that said he stands so he doesnt put his hands in the bowl or water(wtf get a plumber if it isnt ebbing back down)must wear gloves when he wanks...sequined gloves


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Anonymous #23

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7937525 - 01/26/08 09:27 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

Why not stand, your going to get off the shitter anyways.

I bet most sitters are the types to take shits for 30 minutes and take reading material in with them


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7937587 - 01/26/08 09:35 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

I'm a sitter and I usually pop my shits out in less than 45 seconds.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7937667 - 01/26/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

haha me too,a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil a day really helps too

if i take reading material into the bathroom i aint shitting :lol:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7937978 - 01/26/08 10:39 PM (16 years, 6 days ago)

I have a huge stack of books next to my toilet.


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Anonymous #24

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10325978 - 05/12/09 07:00 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

i used to be a stander until when i was twelve i went into a public toilet and heard a guy wiping his arse while his feet hadn't shifted. PEOPLE WIPE SITTING DOWN!?! WTF?!?! i thought.

i've been a sitter ever since.

also when i was 8 my mum thought no one else was home so she let the toilet door open and i walked past and saw her WIPING HER ASS SITTING DOWN. wasn't a pretty sight. still haven't forgotten it and it's been over two years.

scrunching>folding except with the one-ply public toilet tp, that shit rips your ass to shreds.

and men actually wipe from front to back? don't u guys get shit on ur ballsack?
im a back to fronter and sometimes i even find myself wiping my lower back coz the shit smears so far up, but i aint converting  :snub:


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Anonymous #25

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10326141 - 05/12/09 08:19 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

it's not so much a "stand up" as a "lean over."  it's still a squatting/sitting position


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Anonymous #26

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #10341439 - 05/15/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I'm amazed at how many people apparently have no idea how to wipe their ass properly.  At work I'll be droppin dooks and some idiot in the next stall over will finish up, I hear him roll off some TP, then I'll hear the sound of a vigorous scrubbing motion, the sort of motion you might use to scrub a really dirty pan or something.  I wanna say, "What the fuck, are you trying to clean your ass or just thoroughly smear shit all over yourself?", but I don't since it's a professional work environment.

Also, why the fuck would you stand to wipe your ass?  I don't see how mashing your buttcheeks closer together would make wiping any easier or more effective.


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Anonymous #27

Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #10341637 - 05/15/09 01:51 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Sit Down, Stand Up :smile2:


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