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Anonymous #14
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haha me too,a tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil a day really helps too
if i take reading material into the bathroom i aint shitting
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Anonymous #7
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I have a huge stack of books next to my toilet.
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Anonymous #24
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i used to be a stander until when i was twelve i went into a public toilet and heard a guy wiping his arse while his feet hadn't shifted. PEOPLE WIPE SITTING DOWN!?! WTF?!?! i thought.
i've been a sitter ever since.
also when i was 8 my mum thought no one else was home so she let the toilet door open and i walked past and saw her WIPING HER ASS SITTING DOWN. wasn't a pretty sight. still haven't forgotten it and it's been over two years.
scrunching>folding except with the one-ply public toilet tp, that shit rips your ass to shreds.
and men actually wipe from front to back? don't u guys get shit on ur ballsack? im a back to fronter and sometimes i even find myself wiping my lower back coz the shit smears so far up, but i aint converting
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Anonymous #25
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it's not so much a "stand up" as a "lean over." it's still a squatting/sitting position
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Anonymous #26
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I'm amazed at how many people apparently have no idea how to wipe their ass properly. At work I'll be droppin dooks and some idiot in the next stall over will finish up, I hear him roll off some TP, then I'll hear the sound of a vigorous scrubbing motion, the sort of motion you might use to scrub a really dirty pan or something. I wanna say, "What the fuck, are you trying to clean your ass or just thoroughly smear shit all over yourself?", but I don't since it's a professional work environment.
Also, why the fuck would you stand to wipe your ass? I don't see how mashing your buttcheeks closer together would make wiping any easier or more effective.
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Anonymous #27
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Sit Down, Stand Up
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