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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #10]
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pfft...most 'gigantic fatasses' probably can't reach their assholes period  :rolleyes:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
When your sitting you cheeks are spread!!!  So you can wipe clean good.

I don't understand standing up??? :confused:

That closes the cheeks and the ring so you wouldn't wipe much left over shit off.


Aas you stand up you spread your butt cheek with your non-wiping hand.  How the fuck do you wipe whilst sitting?  Do you reach your hand between your dick and the toilet seat, risking both touching the toilet seat and getting old piss on your wrist and touching a floater in the toilet?

SITTERS, post a TEK!


QFT

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #11]
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No, you do it from behind whilst sitting.

Its done one handed, no need to pull your butt cheeks open.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #10]
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For the majority of my life I stood, but for the past 5-8 years I have turned into a sitter.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I sit down to pee. I am male.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
I sit down to pee. I am male.


yeah...yera homo  :lol:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
I sit down to pee. I am male.


:gayflag:

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Does it make me gay if I used to pee sitting down when I was younger? I guess I did it when I was maybe 10 or 11.


Yes.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Damn.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yeah dude. No point in fighing it really. Just go out right now and find yourself a cock to suck. Be who you are and all that shit.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #13]
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:lol:
I'll get right on it, man. I'm super gay.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
I stand.
But next time I poop I'm going to check what is this sit and wipe you speak of.


we have a porcelain toilet so we sit and wipe

how many holes do you have around your yard for shitting in?

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous said:
I still don't really get it. Why would I want to put my hand in the toilet when I can just stand or even half stand?


A) your hand doesn't actually go inside the toilet  :rolleyes:
and
B) when you lean to the side a little so you can get your hand under one cheek - it spreads yer ass apart for you so you get a clean wipe

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i :heart: this thread

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
I bet people that do it standing have loads of cling-ons left on their butt hole.



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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I'm a sitter.

Wipes go from back to front, then front to back. Never touch the water.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #16]
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standing is retarded. sitting is so much easier and more efficient, i dont feel like standing up and having my ass cheeks spread the shit around even more when they come together. i wipe from the front as well, between my dick and the seat but i use a back-to-front-motion. makes for a very clean wipe.

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Re: Sit or stand [Re: Anonymous #17]
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My gf let me in on the little secret of wiping while sitting. Boy was I missing out! Although it's a little more uncomfortable, it is much more efficient and clean. I'm privileged as hell to have a gf that can teach me a better way of wiping my ass.

Ultimate fucking win.

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