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Marijuana Gnomes?
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Step 1: Steal marijuana
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit


So 2 nights ago I went to bed and brought my bag with me and set it on my headboard right next to my pipe and lighter in case I wanted to wakenbake the following morning, right?  I admit I was pretty high, but I am like 99% sure I put it on my headboard.  I wake up in the morning and take a shower and get breakfast and all that business, and go back and look...my pipe and lighter are still there...but no bag.  Wtf.  No problems I says to myself, I says...so I look behind my bed, under my bed, under my pillows, on my covers, under the covers, and under my mattress.  No bag.  I live by myself and nobody was over...and now after two days of searching and cleaning I still have no bag.  WTF HAPPENED TO IT?!  I mean it was less than a half eight...but still wtf?  How does this shit happen?

Anybody up for a marijuana gnome stake-out to capture and kill these little thievin' bastards? :mad2:


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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lol a wormhole opened up in you bedroom and ate it.

call a scientist, he'll know what to do. :tongue2:


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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i lost my pipe once in my house and never found it, i swear it was in my pocket the whole time


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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your high


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: fee]
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I certainly wish I was fee, but if you'd read my post then you'd have known that I haven't got a bag :frown:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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I am sure the gnomes themselves do them themselves


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

Edited by Cannabischarlie (01/21/08 05:12 PM)

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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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I've had the same thing happen.

it's either gnomes or a stoner moment, either way I'm not happy :crankey:


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: CosmicFool]
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I've had that happen with stuff in my special black box. Put an eighth of excellent stuff grown on an indian reservation... back before I smoked daily. Went back for it one day for some inspiration, and it was totally gone. No trace.

Fucking gnomes.

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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: Bandersnatch]
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Shit like that happens to me all the time, i blame the Gnomes! :hang:


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: gENERIX]
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A long time ago I had a bag of shake and seed that I got from my friend, cuz I was planning on growing, and I put it in my mini fridge and I never saw it again. I still look for it sometimes. Damn gnomes.


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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I have two sugar cubes with an unknown but generous number of drops of acid on them, but the damn Gnomes took off with em...


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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once I had 7 xanax bars and woke up the next morning they were all gone, but I did them all I guess because I was really fucked up. I remembered snorting the first 4 bars but the 3 after that, maybe I should be dead from that?


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Maybe you ARE dead from that.


MWAHAHAHAHAHA


...fucking gnomes, still can't find my bag.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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Dog, cat ate it?


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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No pets.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Marijuana Gnomes? [Re: circularvortex]
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Found it!

The little buggers hid it in my sweatshirt-jacket pocket! :yesnod:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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